DSP Megathread v. LOOK I'M PRESSING THE BUTTON BUT HE'S NOT DOING IT!!! HAHAHA.
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i can't watch this video
of all the people on Youtube i dislike or find annoying, DSP is the only fucker that i genuinely hate. he is the epitome of a LPer who does not deserve an audience. he is everything wrong with gaming, and he is making money for it. if there were a god, this man would not exist.
Is DSP that guy who didn't realize how to heal leeches in MGS3?
[QUOTE=proch;40759936]Is DSP that guy who didn't realize how to heal leeches in MGS3?[/QUOTE]
He's the guy that didn't realize was a stealth game
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;40759567]I'll admit that on my first playthrough I ran into the graveyard thinking that was the right way to go, but it only took 2 instant deaths to tell me that I was going the wrong way. But this guy. . . wow.[/QUOTE]
Lucky you. I tried rushing Graveyard on my first playthrough and New Londo when I realized I haven't fought any undead so they couldn't have been the right way. But I stopped playing for 3 days until I saw the path to the church :v:
[QUOTE=proch;40759936]Is DSP that guy who didn't realize how to heal leeches in MGS3?[/QUOTE]
He's the guy that somehow made it to The Boss and then bitched and moaned that she would spot him whenever he started shooting.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;40760342]He's the guy that somehow made it to The Boss and then bitched and moaned that she would spot him whenever he started shooting.[/QUOTE]
Using a sniper rifle to beat the Boss, aka the worst fucking way to win that fight.
15:00
*I can't believe it, I lost all my souls!*
Only 100 souls.
[QUOTE=Cl0cK;40760545]Using a sniper rifle to beat the Boss, aka the worst fucking way to win that fight.[/QUOTE]
After being told that the End was a master sniper well trained in the arts of patience and camoflauge:
"Where the fuck is my shotgun?"
Here's some more of dsps stupidity if you haven't seen them. (they're long)
[video=youtube;NSH39aiTx2A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSH39aiTx2A[/video]
I can't believe I used to like him...
i put this in my dsp impersonation in the op, but i love it when he figures something out but sits absolutely silently and doesn't say anything. it's hilarious.
I wanna see him play Red Orchestra 2
We should just make a thread about how bad he is.
Hey, does anyone know who it is that watches his videos and commentates them over him?
i'm all for a DSP megathread or something.
this guy is a complete fucking idiot. i dunno how he's having such a fucking hard time with the [B]FIRST BOSS[/B]
[editline]24th May 2013[/editline]
learn to fucking lock on and block you fucking dumbshit.
he has a shield always but he NEVER uses it.
this makes me wanna play more dark souls.
[QUOTE=NeoSeeker;40763053]i'm all for a DSP megathread or something.
this guy is a complete fucking idiot. i dunno how he's having such a fucking hard time with the [B]FIRST BOSS[/B][/QUOTE]
Did you see him fight the fury on mgs3?
A good ten episodes, trying to run up to him and knife him, getting pissed when he has an invincibility frame and say that in "Video game land" mgs has its own rules. Which is quite correct and normal.
And to top it all off, complaining that they aren't telling him what to do, and when Zero pops up to tell him what to do, he tells him to fuck off and closes the window.
Words cannot describe how much i hate this guy, yet at the same time, i love watching him die.
why not just use thread for videos making fun of dsp, the title is general enough
[QUOTE=kenshin44;40750014]I find it hard to die to the Asylum Demon...
[editline]23rd May 2013[/editline]
Ok this guy is just annoying as fuck[/QUOTE]
I died to the Asylum demon
[QUOTE=Sir Drone;40763166]I died to the Asylum demon[/QUOTE]
I did once, then i got the hang of it.
[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;40750231]I thought DSP was around 18-20 years old, due to his arrogance and constant spergy virgin-lust over females when he does his playthroughs. Then I saw a video of him where he was talking about not wanting to get a job for retarded fucking reasons and saw he was a downs syndrome looking doughy balding middle aged white permavirgin and everything was explained[/QUOTE]
Would you believe he has a girlfriend.
Because I almost can't.
I used to watch DSP's playthroughs all the time just because there is nobody on youtube who is quite so horrible. But now I can't stand him.
I think he did manage to beat the game actually. But only because he had summons carry him through every area past Blighttown, and someone also dropped him a +4 Gravelord Sword in Sens.
Why doesn't he block, I can't parry for shit but I at least know how to block, why doesn't he dodge, why doesn't he lock on.
[QUOTE=Devil Traitor;40760639]15:00
*I can't believe it, I lost all my souls!*
Only 100 souls.[/QUOTE]
You can recover your souls if you die, but if you die again they dissapear.
[QUOTE=jackattack;40763025]We should just make a thread about how bad he is.
Hey, does anyone know who it is that watches his videos and commentates them over him?[/QUOTE]
Is it Retsupurae?
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;40764303]Is it Retsupurae?[/QUOTE]
Yep. DSP threw a massive twitter rant after he was RP'd and Slowbeef felt so sorry for him he took the video down. It was reuploaded to Chip's RP account through.
RP?
Whenever he calls the game stupid the air gets filled with burning hot irony.
[QUOTE=markg06;40763763]Why doesn't he block, I can't parry for shit but I at least know how to block, why doesn't he dodge, why doesn't he lock on.[/QUOTE]
He said he doesn't lock on because it "hurts more than it helps". This was responding to comment after comment on his previous 20 or 30 uploaded videos where he didn't lock on once.
going to ask a mod to change my thread title to "DSP megathread" in a bit, and i'll also tidy up the OP with information
you guys got any good suggestions for a title?
His Witcher 2 playthrough was controversial
oh fuck I thought you were asking about video suggestions not a title HA HA OH HA
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