DSP Megathread v. LOOK I'M PRESSING THE BUTTON BUT HE'S NOT DOING IT!!! HAHAHA. - General

[QUOTE=jackattack;40763235]I did once, then i got the hang of it.[/QUOTE] My girlfriend died a few times against it, but she's not even a gamer so at least she got some sort of excuse.

This is a classic example of when somebody just needs to GIT GUD

To everyone who went to the graveyard first: Did you guys not talk to the NPC who straight up tells you to go to the right which leads to the undead burg?

actually i think DSP may be autistic. he seems to want to play games the way he wants to. like for example he forwent lockon in dark souls simply because he didn't like it. thing is though is that the game is way harder without lockon. it doesn't matter if it's proper, if it isn't how he wants to do it it's wrong... even if the devs put it there specifically for stupid people like him

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5hn7l0ZTCs[/media] Speaking of that, check this out. He simply does the same thing (that isn't working) over and over and over again, not changing his strategies, not locking on (and bitching at the game about it) and not dodging. He's just so content with blazing through everything and that's what I find aggravating. I mean for fucks sake, at that point in the game you have 5 abilities to use, one of which TAKES CONTROL of an enemy, making him fight alongside you, but he still uses the same ineffective method. The game gives him every tool he needs, but he just uses the hammer.

[QUOTE=Hoboiam;40768803]He simply does the same thing (that isn't working) over and over and over again, not changing his strategies, not locking on (and bitching at the game about it) and not dodging.[/QUOTE] Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

[QUOTE=SpartanXC9;40768189]To everyone who went to the graveyard first: Did you guys not talk to the NPC who straight up tells you to go to the right which leads to the undead burg?[/QUOTE] I did, but the path up the side of the cliff is pretty easy to miss.

[QUOTE=Tetsmega;40769096]I did, but the path up the side of the cliff is pretty easy to miss.[/QUOTE] You see it in the cutscene as the bird drops you off. Plus the Crestfallen Warrior tells you to go up to ring the first bell.

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;40759635]He doesn't know how to use his shield apparently as well[/QUOTE] the shield is an insanely IMPORTANT part of playing a SWORD FIGHTING GAME and he IS TOO FUCKING STUPID TO USE IT AUUUGGHHHHHHH [editline]24th May 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Jmir 54;40762441]I wanna see him play Red Orchestra 2[/QUOTE] I hated that game fast :v:

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;40767423]going to ask a mod to change my thread title to "DSP megathread" in a bit, and i'll also tidy up the OP with information you guys got any good suggestions for a title?[/QUOTE] DSP megathread: Unfathomable Ineptitude

Holy christ, I thought I was bad a Dark Souls.

"Be wary of fire" *runs straight ahead and dies* WUUUUUUUUUUUUHT?!?

as long as we have someone to reupload his shit on their own channel so he doesn't get even more money in the long run, i'd totally be down for dedicating an entire thread to making fun of this sperglord. he just epitomizes all things abhorrent and outright wrong with the gaming community, and even then, he's like some hyperbolic parody of that. and he's paid more in a month than most jobs pay in a year for being this unironic manchild neckbeard with no redeeming qualities. fucking fuck.

To be honest I used to like him and his gameplays but after fallout 3 it all went downhill. Now hes a gigantic pushover.

At least he made it past the Asylum, There was this other youtuber that couldn't make it past the Asylum without the use of a trainer because he didn't know how to equip his weapons. I forgot what his name was though.

alright, getting the title changed going to work on the op for a little bit. suggestions on what i should add?

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;40771465]alright, getting the title changed going to work on the op for a little bit. suggestions on what i should add?[/QUOTE] He has a website if anyone wants to see his fans little sperg paradise. [url]http://www.thekingofhate.com/[/url]

right, going to add that in as well as highlights. i posted it as is, but am still working on it.

We should rip-off the Creation Corner and have a Let's Play Appreciation thread.

alright, op's pretty much done. might do more with it later, but it's nice for now.

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[QUOTE=ColdWave;40770643]To be honest I used to like him and his gameplays but after fallout 3 it all went downhill. Now hes a gigantic pushover.[/QUOTE] He made a great and very well thought point about DN:F did he huff paint or something since then

I haven't watched his vids in a long while but back then no one ever spoke about him. When did he become notorious? And what's the video where he's wearing a sonic hat? It should be the OP image.

[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;40771896]I haven't watched his vids in a long while but back then no one ever spoke about him. When did he become notorious? And what's the video where he's wearing a sonic hat. It should be the OP image.[/QUOTE] Technically he has always been notorious because of his experiences in the competitive fighting game community in the US, but recently people on /vg/ found him and he started having an even worse reputation than he already had.

I really hate this guy, yet love to see him fall flat on his ass all the time. He refuses to change tactics even when its never going to work in the first place, he often makes retarded sex jokes (and ends up paying for it because he wasnt fucking listening), he blames the game for his errors even when the game is helping his ass, and he delibrately ignores important and reliable things that would make a difference in-game just because he didnt like it and wanted to stick to his already failing playstyle. We need a DSP Thread where we can sum up all of his poor fails, and continue to find them as they show themselves. EDIT: I just noticed the thread conversion, woops.

[B]DSP IS NOW STREAMING DEMON'S SOULS[/B] [url]http://www.twitch.tv/darksydephil[/url]

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;40860511][B]DSP IS NOW STREAMING DEMON'S SOULS[/B] [url]http://www.twitch.tv/darksydephil[/url][/QUOTE] Can't believe I missed that :(

I posted these in another DSP related thread, may as well post them here too. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmTedSGMnh4[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vC10hREkbs[/media] Perfect example of poor sportsmanship.

That fucking SFIV video. He's that moron kid you knew as a kid that would just talk ridiculous smack and you hung out with because your parents were friends. No one ever told him he was wrong, ever. I hate that kid. Now he's grown up.

jesus dsp is such a baby manchild "ugh that combo in the corner" then.. why didn't he get away from the corner and stop raiden from doing that?