DSP Megathread v. LOOK I'M PRESSING THE BUTTON BUT HE'S NOT DOING IT!!! HAHAHA. - General

[QUOTE=Hoboiam;40768803][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5hn7l0ZTCs[/media] Speaking of that, check this out. He simply does the same thing (that isn't working) over and over and over again, not changing his strategies, not locking on (and bitching at the game about it) and not dodging. He's just so content with blazing through everything and that's what I find aggravating. I mean for fucks sake, at that point in the game you have 5 abilities to use, one of which TAKES CONTROL of an enemy, making him fight alongside you, but he still uses the same ineffective method. The game gives him every tool he needs, but he just uses the hammer.[/QUOTE] He bitches about not having many abilities yet all he uses is Yerden and Quen. He never fucking uses counters or blocks, not that they're even needed with basic enemies; Rolls and Dodges Suffice. He never fucking drinks potions or even meditates. There are some games you can play wrong, he is playing The Witcher 2 wrong.

[QUOTE=Winters;40861069]He bitches about not having many abilities yet all he uses is Yerden and Quen. He never fucking uses counters or blocks, not that they're even needed with basic enemies; Rolls and Dodges Suffice. He never fucking drinks potions or even meditates. There are some games you can play wrong, he is playing The Witcher 2 wrong.[/QUOTE] There are games you can't play wrong, and DSP still plays them wrong.

Man, how has no one talked about how he's trying to get the MGS fail montages taken down from Youtube? He had a temper-tantrum on Twitter about it.

Jesus, OP. You must really have a boner for this guy to have typed all that shit out.

You know, whenever I have been having a tough time in a video game, and feel like I'm terrible at it, I always watch a DSP video and then suddenly I start doing much better. Maybe that is how he got so shitty, he as a superpower which makes him absorb people's terribleness at video games. [editline]1st June 2013[/editline] For real, though, watching the How Not to play MGS3 video makes me cry every single time. Even my dad, who is normally pretty sub-par at games, figured out most of the basics of MGS3 without my help

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;40862796] For real, though, watching the How Not to play MGS3 video makes me cry every single time. Even my dad, who is normally pretty sub-par at games, figured out most of the basics of MGS3 without my help[/QUOTE] The irony is that the MGS series is rather infamous for it's painfully-tedious codec calls that tell you how to do everything.

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;40860511][B]DSP IS NOW STREAMING DEMON'S SOULS[/B] [url]http://www.twitch.tv/darksydephil[/url][/QUOTE] Someone invaded him with the Scraping Spear (a weapon that reduces your equipment durability) :v: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_JPDh4a3EA[/media]

That SSF4 video in the OP. Kicks his ass first round. 'this is what you get online, shitty players'. Gets his ass annihilated during the next 2 rounds, 'not being able to do any moves, that's cheating'. Watching the MK9 videos above are even better. It's like your childhood friend who talks shit about you when he's beating you but when the opposite happens you're being 'cheap' and you're 'obviously cheating'. Oh god, that fight against Raiden. 'keeps doing that shit in the corner' Sets himself up to be stuck AGAIN in the corner.

[QUOTE=Swiket;40878962]Someone invaded him with the Scraping Spear (a weapon that reduces your equipment durability) :v: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_JPDh4a3EA[/media][/QUOTE] /dsg/ went fucking crazy when this happened. It was brilliant.

can we get some darksydeGEOFF in this thread?

Phil Burnell walks into a bar

[QUOTE=Vedicardi;40879714]can we get some darksydeGEOFF in this thread?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB7lCFqayeU[/media] darksydegeoff *B-B-BEEEWWWWWW* [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99gxEOA7UZ4[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNH4MuOlLrg[/media] i don't think phil's response to all of this stuff is still around. if someone could find that it would be great [editline]2nd June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=J!NX;40880090]Phil Burnell walks into a bar[/QUOTE] "WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE DO I GO?" "This is so bugged, oh my god"

In one of his recent videos (he deleted it), he accidentally showed a folder containing a nude shot of his gf. :v: [t]http://i.imgur.com/lh3rVe2.jpg[/t]

Is it bad that I sort of enjoy watching his videos sometimes, and not for the stupidity? [editline]4th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Swiket;40901335]In one of his recent videos (he deleted it), he accidentally showed a folder containing a nude shot of his gf. :v: [t]http://i.imgur.com/lh3rVe2.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] also fucking brilliant

'what a dickhead, he shot me when I throw box at him' [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94lgMKN8BWw[/media] he actaully dies in the first level by falling off. 'that really sucked' HOW DO I GET TO THE ROOF TOP? *walks by ladder* oh fucking god

[QUOTE=JesterUK;40768818]Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?[/QUOTE] No but DSP showed me the definition of stupidity

So his main account got hacked it seems and someone uploaded a video of themselves playing with their crotch [editline]4th June 2013[/editline] Either that or its him.

I thought this thread was for real at first. Also all of his income must be off his first episodes off old videos. Since his newer stuff couldn't support anyone.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkUS4evAKNs[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7p3Bv1UAE8[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKdXhOKAWgA[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0fpNhCwq7c[/media] I really don't mind his talk videos.

[QUOTE=Swiket;40878962]Someone invaded him with the Scraping Spear (a weapon that reduces your equipment durability) :v: [/QUOTE] If only that guy had soul sucker too and just delevel him to 1 :v:

Shit ive been watching phil for nearly 3 and a half years now. Assassins creed 2 i think it was. I dont know theres just something about phil that makes me stay. I just really love when people upload playthroughs as fast as possible so i can watch that shit. And i feel like its either phil or some annoying 17 year old. Shit if you guys have suggestions for any good playthroughers, tell me.

Only reason i've ever watched him is to laugh at him.

[QUOTE=St. Burke;41077462]Shit ive been watching phil for nearly 3 and a half years now. Assassins creed 2 i think it was. I dont know theres just something about phil that makes me stay. I just really love when people upload playthroughs as fast as possible so i can watch that shit. And i feel like its either phil or some annoying 17 year old. Shit if you guys have suggestions for any good playthroughers, tell me.[/QUOTE] 'Two best friends' regularly upload content on a daily to semi daily basis and are always fun to watch.

dsp has quality blog videos, he does have good gameplay too. Its obvious when hes enjoying a game such as The Walking Dead. When hes fucking around in a game i dont think he cares all that much for it. [editline]20th June 2013[/editline] some of his quality playthroughs are Heavy Rain (watch his daily thought videos too) The Walking Dead Fallout 3 The Last Of Us

[QUOTE=Mcoldwave;41107540] some of his quality playthroughs are Heavy Rain (watch his daily thought videos too) The Walking Dead Fallout 3 The Last Of Us[/QUOTE] no

[QUOTE=Paul McCartney;41078665]'Two best friends' regularly upload content on a daily to semi daily basis and are always fun to watch.[/QUOTE] Nooo no i already watch them. Im looking for someone who uploads as fast as possible, not one thirty minute video every 2 to 3 days

[QUOTE=camper182 V2;41112684]no[/QUOTE] Yes. His Heavy Rain playthrough is gold.

[QUOTE=St. Burke;41112765]Nooo no i already watch them. Im looking for someone who uploads as fast as possible, not one thirty minute video every 2 to 3 days[/QUOTE] You could like.. uuhm... play games yourself?

[QUOTE=Valiantttt;41113215]You could like.. uuhm... play games yourself?[/QUOTE] cant do that either, im in a situation where i need to know as much as i can about all major releases. i also have no money

[QUOTE=Mcoldwave;41107540] Fallout 3 [/QUOTE] Speaking of which, I remember many years ago watching his Point Lookout playthrough and god was it a hilarious mess. Skip to 2:00 in this video, Phil is at a part where you need to activate pedestals in a specific order. You need to wear certain glasses that make the vases on the pedestals have lines which number them, you can see Phil putting them on and [i]still not figuring it out[/i] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_xV9qB1oJ4[/media]