DSP Megathread v. LOOK I'M PRESSING THE BUTTON BUT HE'S NOT DOING IT!!! HAHAHA. - General

[QUOTE=haloguy234;42147171] I was tempted to take count, it was a lot. I'd say over 15, but below 25. [/QUOTE] This really needed a counter because it's quite frankly disgusting and rude. [QUOTE=haloguy234;42147171] Normal. At one point he says it's too difficult and I go back to when he picked the difficulty.[/QUOTE] Oh shit, I missed that.

He must had burped about 4 times so far during his Disgaea 4 playthrough and I've only got up to part 7, which has him in his first actual fight that isn't a tutorial, how much that's sunk in remains to be seen. Just say "Pardon me" or something, come on man. Have some manners.

I think that How not to Play XCOM video almost gave me an aneurysm, how can you be that bad at XCOM.

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;42146412]How much did he burp without excusing himself during the playthorugh?[/QUOTE] He's excused himself plenty of times whenever he burped......... [sp]In his older videos I believe.[/sp]

Are there other factors besides hit chance in XCOM that factor in that DSP was ignoring? Because I've never played it but DSP was missing almost all of the time even when he had nearly 100% chance to hit. That is kinda bullshit.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;42142489][video=youtube;pRd20xaoChM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRd20xaoChM[/video] Smear it allover the internet.[/QUOTE] "this is some bullshit. we just discovered the aliens for the first time and they just shoot Mitt Romney first" hehehe the best sentence that I've ever heard

I was actually planning on doing a video on his Dark Souls playthrough. I'm not terribly good at editing but I'll try :V

[QUOTE=JesterUK;42148905]Are there other factors besides hit chance in XCOM that factor in that DSP was ignoring? Because I've never played it but DSP was missing almost all of the time even when he had nearly 100% chance to hit. That is kinda bullshit.[/QUOTE] He completely ignores the cover system.

Wow I looked at his Youtube channel, he has OVER 22,000 VIDEOS. How does he even manage to do this? He's beating games and uploading the entire playthrough in a single day. And people actually sit and watch him for 5 hours a day?

[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;42148586]He's excused himself plenty of times whenever he burped......... [sp]In his older videos I believe.[/sp][/QUOTE] I'm callin bullshit. I ain't never heard him excuse himself. I honestly find it a bit disrespectful to your audience when just burp endlessly. They came to watch you LP not act like a fucking slob. But hey, if you can prove it then I'm game. [editline]10th September 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=JesterUK;42148905]Are there other factors besides hit chance in XCOM that factor in that DSP was ignoring? Because I've never played it but DSP was missing almost all of the time even when he had nearly 100% chance to hit. That is kinda bullshit.[/QUOTE] Just because you have a 98% chance to hit doesn't mean you won't hit that 2% and miss. It sucks no doubt but 98% =/= 100%

[QUOTE=Yogkog;42149809]Wow I looked at his Youtube channel, he has OVER 22,000 VIDEOS. How does he even manage to do this? He's beating games and uploading the entire playthrough in a single day. And people actually sit and watch him for 5 hours a day?[/QUOTE] He does zero editing, and does nothing to optimize his content. A normal LP episode might take 90minutes for me to work on and publish. For him he doesn't bother with anything. He barely types the video titles correctly.

[QUOTE=JesterUK;42148905]Are there other factors besides hit chance in XCOM that factor in that DSP was ignoring? Because I've never played it but DSP was missing almost all of the time even when he had nearly 100% chance to hit. That is kinda bullshit.[/QUOTE] A lot of the skills make sure certain actions are guaranteed hits. Snipers have a range skill that pretty much lets them hit dudes across the map as soon as you see them with overwatch and perks that give them I think up to 20% more aim. The only thing that isn't really explained is the aiming penalty to closer targets and where the sniper's optimal range is.

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;42149229]I was actually planning on doing a video on his Dark Souls playthrough. I'm not terribly good at editing but I'll try :V[/QUOTE] Sorry, you got beaten to the punch. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dHz4nYCDdM[/url]

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;42150826]Sorry, you got beaten to the punch. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dHz4nYCDdM[/url][/QUOTE] Avatar fits.

[QUOTE=Brt5470;42144465]Maybe I should start being bad at games and blaming them to be views.[/QUOTE] You could get even [I]more[/I] money by shrieking at the top of your lungs and pointing out any barrels you can see in game. It sickens me how one of the most popular things on youtube is [I]that[/I], but that's for another time.

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it fucking begins [video=youtube;29HrR1eF-bE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29HrR1eF-bE[/video]

[QUOTE=Scot;42197868]it fucking begins [video=youtube;29HrR1eF-bE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29HrR1eF-bE[/video][/QUOTE] holy shit, this is going to be the worst.

Wonder how many times he'll rely on his stream viewers to tell him how to puzzles

[QUOTE=Zeb Brown;42198865]holy shit, this is going to be the worst.[/QUOTE] Actually no I take that back, the Dark Souls one was the worst, with Snake Eater right behind it.

This'll be amazing. Hours of entertainment from one day, that's the joy of DSP :v: I do sometimes actually like him (don't kill me) but he's really fucking stupid

actually he's gotten less entertaining woo

The stream chat really does suck all the fun out of his videos nowadays. If it weren't for them he would never have any oil and would get stuck on every puzzle.

[QUOTE=Scot;42200668]The stream chat really does suck all the fun out of his videos nowadays. If it weren't for them he would never have any oil and would get stuck on every puzzle.[/QUOTE] The Dark Souls/Demon Souls videos are hilarious. It starts out as a "blind run" (despite knowing to shoot the dragon's tail from under the bridge to get the drake sword) which then turned into "Ok I'm reading guides now because I wouldn't be able to make it through otherwise" to finally a "community playthrough" which basically amounted to his chat telling him how to do everything and people literally killing bosses for him and dropping gear. At the end of Sens Fortress someone dropped a Gravelord sword that he used for literally the rest of the game, not even bothering to look at the rest of his weapons. Then in Demon Souls (which he played after) he got stuck on arguably the easiest boss in the game and simply grinded his way well beyond any reasonable level to beat the game while still making chat tell him how to play and yelling at them when they didn't give him specific enough advice. Without any help or grinding he absolutely never would have made it through either game. I wonder what he is going to do to cheese the Dark Souls 2 playthrough he is inevitably going to do despite bitching about previous Souls games.

[video=youtube;-wZXdGQr6-k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wZXdGQr6-k[/video]

This guy is so annoying to listen to, I have to give large amounts of effort to not get angry at pretty much 70% of the things that come out of his mouth.

I'm just watching his LP of Splinter Cell: Blacklist. I guess it's normal he has unfunny 12-year-old-like comments?

[video=youtube;Qbs2V0smvHE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbs2V0smvHE[/video] that match obviously didn't count

I watched his MGS3 and Street Fighter 4 videos last night and I felt pissed watching them and I never get pissed at Youtube videos, but I just felt extremely pissed. I don't even want to think about how he plays Dark Souls

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;42202366]I don't even want to think about how he plays Dark Souls[/QUOTE] Badly. To the point where his chat basically plays the game for him.