Virtual pervert sex dating game - A virtual practice for FP to get laid on the first date - General

My girlfriend loves this. [editline].[/editline] Fuck you, don't rate me optimistic. She really does.

I found out I can play this on my phone. I will never be bored again.

So, on Getting to Know Christine, you start off your unrealistic career with an unhealthy attraction to voyeurism, then you decide to become a masked rapist that acts nice. Lovely. Oh, and shit just got real: [img]http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/3407/holybanana.png[/img]

[QUOTE=CrispexOps;32839863]So, on Getting to Know Christine, you start off your unrealistic career with an unhealthy attraction to voyeurism, then you decide to become a masked rapist that acts nice. Lovely. Oh, and shit just got real: [t]http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/3407/holybanana.png[/t][/QUOTE] I beat the game on hard, she has full-on lesbian sex with someone else infront of you before letting you have sex with her. What.

She told me she had a great night and i kissed her good bye... WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? [QUOTE=CrispexOps;32839863]So, on Getting to Know Christine, you start off your unrealistic career with an unhealthy attraction to voyeurism, then you decide to become a masked rapist that acts nice. Lovely. Oh, and shit just got real: [img]http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/3407/holybanana.png[/img][/QUOTE] The mouth. THE MOUTH.

[QUOTE=iggy650;32834575]I found out I can play this on my phone. I will never be bored again.[/QUOTE] Oh hey man what are you doing on your phon- WHAT THE FUCK

[QUOTE=CrispexOps;32839863]So, on Getting to Know Christine, you start off your unrealistic career with an unhealthy attraction to voyeurism, then you decide to become a masked rapist that acts nice. Lovely. Oh, and shit just got real: [img]http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/3407/holybanana.png[/img][/QUOTE] that game is awesome [sp]espasially when you get to the final date where you can fuck petty[/sp]

There's a few things inaccurate about this game though. If it was to appeal to a standard Facepunch, let alone internet user, in general, the guy would weigh at LEAST 60 pounds more, would have a nice neckbeard going on, and generally refuse to talk to a woman at all. Now, the woman would have to weight at LEAST 100 pounds more, pale as shit, low matainence nasty hair, and be on the computer just as much as the guy.

[QUOTE=CrispexOps;32846719]There's a few things inaccurate about this game though. If it was to appeal to a standard Facepunch, let alone internet user, in general, the guy would weigh at LEAST 60 pounds more, would have a nice neckbeard going on, and generally refuse to talk to a woman at all. Now, the woman would have to weight at LEAST 100 pounds more, pale as shit, low matainence nasty hair, and be on the computer just as much as the guy.[/QUOTE] No, he'd be a super model, and she won't have pointy elbows. The ugly have high standards.

Hey! Don't walk in while someone is changing! THE END MISCLICKED. :(

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;32847794]Hey! Don't walk in while someone is changing! THE END MISCLICKED. :([/QUOTE] F5F5F5F5

back button, yo [editline]19th October 2011[/editline] getting to know christine is hard as shit btw, i done it on easy then tried on hard because you can get farther if you play it on hard.

[QUOTE=Ryz0;32850164]back button, yo [editline]19th October 2011[/editline] getting to know christine is hard as shit btw, i done it on easy then tried on hard because you can get farther if you play it on hard.[/QUOTE]Did it on hard and apparently got the "best ending." Refresh does not work on this one. I played it all the way through legit, and since it was less psycho than the last one I managed to do it.

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;32858609]Did it on hard and apparently got the "best ending." Refresh does not work on this one. I played it all the way through legit, and since it was less psycho than the last one I managed to do it.[/QUOTE] the secret ending really adds another level of weirdness to that game.

Hint: making the URL a higher number can allow you to get past that difficult part, at the expense of heving to use it all the time.

[QUOTE=Ryz0;32850164]back button, yo [editline]19th October 2011[/editline] getting to know christine is hard as shit btw, i done it on easy then tried on hard because you can get farther if you play it on hard.[/QUOTE] Does going back to the latest checkpoint lock you in at a certain point as well? I've gone through hard from the very beginning and I still can't get past the point where I chew on her right nipple.

Swimming is fun [IMG]http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/swimsunder4.jpg[/IMG]

Is it weird the guy's pubes remind me of the Kolobok artifact from S.T.A.L.K.E.R?

I've been playing this for an hour now. I hate how she lets you see her naked, but you can't stay the night. "Let's go skinny dipping then watch each other shower. Stay the night? Oh no!" [editline]23rd October 2011[/editline] Wait, we're at the convience mart after showering. She's in a towel. What the hell am I wearing?!

[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;32918533] Wait, we're at the convience mart after showering. She's in a towel. What the hell am I wearing?![/QUOTE] Because of the complexity of the storyline, I decided early on that trying to separately keep track of what the player was wearing was too complicated so I did not bother. Maybe you put some pants on before jumping in the car maybe you didn't. I leave such mysteries up to the imagination of the player, and write the dialogue so it could go either way. Oh and the key to sleeping over, like in real life, is FOREPLAY. Oh, and she is much more likely to sleep with DANCE partners than guys that don't like to dance.

Hey, if you're ArianeB and you made this game "Dating Ariane", doesn't that mean anybody who played it would know how to get with you on first date? :v: