Virtual pervert sex dating game - A virtual practice for FP to get laid on the first date
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"Ow, I gotta pounding headache, and woke up this morning with two naked people in my bed.
Time to say goodbye. On a scale from 1 to 10... aww who gives a crap.
THE END "
Holy shit I remember this from OIFY back in 2006 or 2007
[QUOTE=Shiftyze;32665634][url]http://arianeb.com/dateariane/default.htm[/url]
I came across this game on another forum. This might be late but I searched and found nothing. Basically, you try to go on a successful date and try to fuck her by the end of it. I've heard this can take up to an hour to complete because she rejects you if you are to fast or not charming. If you didn't end up fucking her, she gives you a 1 - 10 rating at the end of the date, showing how far you got. And if you do fuck her you actually do get to see her tits from two different views.
I think it's extremely odd that you start out by looking outside the window like he was watching her for years, like a damn pervert. Weird you don't start at a door.
Post results of how far you got.[/QUOTE]
thf?
I remember playing this years ago, fun.
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[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;32673947]I've done this whole thing before, but all i'm getting are 3 options now, 'French kiss' 'Touch breast' 'Kiss' and 'hug' ... I can't do anything else.[/QUOTE]
The book.
[QUOTE=The very best;32665887][IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/14b7uz8.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I keep clicking to finish the kiss but it wont work and it's stuck on that screen OH SHI-
[quote]You have a great sense of humor. Say something nice about me.[/quote]
Wow what a self absorbed cunt
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[img]http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/bathroom1.jpg[/img]
Oh god I'm going in
I feel perverted playing it
[editline]8th October 2011[/editline]
Oh fuck the only option is to kiss her or grab her boobs
What do I do!?!
[QUOTE=Cone;32674811]Oh god I'm going in
I feel perverted playing it
[editline]8th October 2011[/editline]
Oh fuck the only option is to kiss her or grab her boobs
What do I do!?![/QUOTE]
Really? I felt horny.
yessss we fucked in the hot tub aaaww yea
she isnt like a normal woman, shes a cunt of a woman
[editline]8th October 2011[/editline]
i stayed the night haha
Pick the just swimming option. That is one fucked up penis-view
Aha... to bad I already did this in real life
[img]http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/car8.jpg[/img]
"Get in, I`m driving."
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHRMeRszw4[/media]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9sHRj.jpg[/IMG]
i accident the game
[img]http://i.imgur.com/dbukT.jpg[/img]
this is the way to do it, set yourself up for a future full of sex
[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;32667937]yay skinny dipping
[IMG]http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/swimsout7.jpg[/IMG]
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]
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Can somebody put Postal's ass on this.
BITCH I'LL EAT ALL THE FOOD I WANT
HOW DOES PEEING TURN INTO DRUNK.
[QUOTE=mobrockers2;32674850]Really? I felt horny.[/QUOTE]
I'm not gonna lie
I fapped to it
And then doused myself in kerosene
The bitch looks creepy as shit. I think I'm going to pass, necrophilia simulator is not so fun.
[QUOTE=reedbo;32665676]Yea me too.
[url]http://www.realdoll.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
i want one
I say to myself this is retarded which it is but I keep trying.
Why?
[QUOTE=MedicmanV500;32676017]i want one[/QUOTE]
I do too, but I'd be really fucking scared of it. Like, I couldn't just prop it up on a chair or else my family would see it and probably the, uh, stains, so I'd have to shove it in a wardrobe like a dead body.
Then I'd look over to the wardrobe when I'm trying to sleep at like two in the morning and I'd just see its dead, glassy eyes, staring through me and into space.
I'd fucking decapitate it just to be sure. And since I'm a sick fuck, I'd probably be, ah, "extra" sure after.
[QUOTE=Cone;32676057]I do too, but I'd be really fucking scared of it. Like, I couldn't just prop it up on a chair or else my family would see it and probably the, uh, stains, so I'd have to shove it in a wardrobe like a dead body.
Then I'd look over to the wardrobe when I'm trying to sleep at like two in the morning and I'd just see its dead, glassy eyes, staring through me and into space.
I'd fucking decapitate it just to be sure. And since I'm a sick fuck, I'd probably be, ah, "extra" sure after.[/QUOTE]
yeah and it's expensive
[QUOTE=MedicmanV500;32676072]yeah and it's expensive[/QUOTE]
And I'd need to get my own credit card or else my mum would be freaking out.
But would it be worth it to have what is, effectively, a dead body, totally legally?
Oh fuck I am sick I need help
