Virtual pervert sex dating game - A virtual practice for FP to get laid on the first date
364 replies, posted
I didn't see the penis can I have a screenshot it sounds funny.
[editline]8th October 2011[/editline]
oh ok
[QUOTE=NeoDement;32679888][img]http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/swimsunder7.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
dude what :v:
look at that pubic hair its trimmed i do that too
Is this site running slow for anyone else?
Like I click an option and it takes like 2 minutes to go to that option
I gave it a few tries and she is neurotic as fuck.
She is such a klutz she managed to spill the spaghetti we cooked all over herself and needed to go to the restroom to freshen up. I, ever the gentleman, decided to wait in the hall. Afterwards, I attempted to go to the restroom to freshen up.
She stopped me and told me that whatever I am doing in there, I can do in my own home and kicked me the fuck out with a 6.
[editline]8th October 2011[/editline]
Best I could get was a 8 out of 10, and that was by talking smart, talking art, reading poetry, kissing her on the cheek, dancing, having spaghetti, having her spill it all over herself, waiting for her to clean up, swimming, chilling in the hottub, giving her a back rub, going to the museum [and getting every Q right], going to a club, buying her drinks, dancing, punching the fuck out of the guy who molests her, going to an amusement park, and then she goes and eats a corn dog and gets sick and kicks me out with a kiss.
I've been laid for a lot less.
I'm done.
I'm sorry making out in a hot tub is not that big of a thrill.
YOU SUGGESTED IT YOU STUPID BITCH!
i like the way she kicks you out of a date for eating
-snip- wrong thread
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FUCK THIS SHIT. After all that time dancing to Jazz, walking to the park, going to dinner, and taking you to the museum, you ditch me because I don't know who painted 3 paintings! YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH, ARIANE!
[editline]October 8 2011[/editline]
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And why is the waitress always topless?
[QUOTE=Chubbles;32683464][IMG]http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w224/Infalagahsmi/Screenshot2011-10-08at11843PM.png[/IMG]
FUCK THIS SHIT. After all that time dancing to Jazz, walking to the park, going to dinner, and taking you to the museum, you ditch me because I don't know who painted 3 paintings! YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH, ARIANE![/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/zQUr1.png[/img]
Use it
I used Google Search by Image for the paintings
[IMG]http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w224/Infalagahsmi/Screenshot2011-10-08at13140PM.png[/IMG]
Oh god, not again!!
[editline]8th October 2011[/editline]
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I don't even know what's going on anymore
[QUOTE=smurfy;32683544]I used Google Search by Image for the paintings[/QUOTE]
I just knew who painted them because I actually passed middle school art class
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;32684332]I just knew who painted them because I actually passed middle school art class[/QUOTE]
We were never taught those things. GO GEORGIA EDUCATION!
It took me around 20 tries and an hour of playing, but we're finally having sex.
I could get laid in real life easier than this fucking game. And earlier she showed me her tits because I told her where Apollo 11 landed on the moon, what the fuck?!
[img]http://i.imgur.com/vtdPM.jpg[/img]
rape now.
[QUOTE=BestBuyInBRICK;32684429]It took me around 20 tries and an hour of playing, but we're finally having sex.
I could get laid in real life easier than this fucking game. And earlier she showed me her tits because I told her where Apollo 11 landed on the moon, what the fuck?![/QUOTE]
girls are into rocket science man
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Ok
[IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/1115p9f.jpg[/IMG]
not bad
Nice view
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Od9Vz.jpg[/img]
Edit:
Golden Ticket!
[img]http://i.imgur.com/cmsun.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=kaukassus;32684907]
Golden Ticket!
[img]http://i.imgur.com/cmsun.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]Looks like a spiders mouth eating his penis.
What the fuck is this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hn4Hh9r-H4[/media]
[QUOTE=smurfy;32685605]What the fuck is this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hn4Hh9r-H4[/media][/QUOTE]
Oh god what the hell, oh shit, my ribs are hurting
She asked me for a kiss, and when I did, she kicked me out.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM[/media]
Oh good a walkthrough
[editline]8th October 2011[/editline]
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Why is she fucking a chair
I can't bear this game anymore.
Jesus christ she acts like she hasn't slept in 3 days.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;32685947]She asked me for a kiss, and when I did, she kicked me out.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM[/media][/QUOTE]
This went perfect with
[QUOTE=Satane;32686217][img]http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/bedsex1.gif[/img]
[img]http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/bedsex2.gif[/img]
[editline]8th October 2011[/editline]
fucked her good[/QUOTE]
what the fuck i was kissing her and then she told me to work my way down so i wenty to touch her boobs and she's like "WOAH DONT TOUCH MY BOOBS GET OUT 4 OUT OF 10"
what a BITCH
