how about you hire a bunch of mexicans who don't speak english to clean it
who care's if they talk about what you did? they're mexicans!
I call bullshit on this guy.
His story is too implausible to be true, and at this point he's just milking it for all it's worth (it isn't worth much).
[QUOTE=Symmetry;20792492]I call bullshit on this guy.
His story is too implausible to be true, and at this point he's just milking it for all it's worth (it isn't worth much).[/QUOTE]
True but it's funny anyway.
Why would you hold your dump, haven't you read the thread where the guy hold his crap for to long and then it felt like a cold brick coming out of his asshole?
[QUOTE=Symmetry;20792492]I call bullshit on this guy.
His story is too implausible to be true, and at this point he's just milking it for all it's worth (it isn't worth much).[/QUOTE]
k
You're one nasty person.
[QUOTE=Pie108;20791807]This looks like a job for...
[img]http://www.picshag.com/pics/112009/smiths-cum-cleaner.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I'm guessing you are a redneck?
[QUOTE=Wonky;20790614]The next 37 seconds of my life were a mix of pure ecstasy and sheer horror..[/QUOTE]
That is how I felt when reading your story too....
Anyway,wish you luck in taking care of your cum-and-shit-smelling room
I'm somewhat ashamed about how I want to duplicate this to see what it feels like.
My cum doesn't smell and has never smelled. Does everyone's smell or something?
Mine smells like oysters
I'm sending this to mythbusters, can jizz travel 85 degrees up 7 feet, go throught a fan and get cut by the blades.
And than, what is the max spraying distance
OP shouldn't buy fans
OP needs a butt plug.
Haha some of these stories are off the wall
this sounds like something out of an american pie movie i doubt sumfing like that wud really happen in real life
[QUOTE=Symmetry;20792492]I call bullshit on this guy.
His story is too implausible to be true, and at this point he's just milking it for all it's worth (it isn't worth much).[/QUOTE]
lolsymmetry
Meh, just rub it off with some soap and a brush.
My cat hates me because I landed on it because I fell off my chair from laughing.
Apologise to my cat please.
Hahaha, top quality thread.
[quote=biggins;20792966]i'm somewhat ashamed about how i want to duplicate this to see what it feels like.[/quote]
dy'tuk'muh'jawb
semen walls hahah
[QUOTE=wutanggrenad;20793138]I'm sending this to mythbusters, can jizz travel 85 degrees up 7 feet, go throught a fan and get cut by the blades.
And than, what is the max spraying distance[/QUOTE]
Hot
I guess you could say he got himself into a sticky situation...
do your parents know
How does air make you orgasm?
[QUOTE=Al_Borland;20791962]At least the shit didn't hit the fan.[/QUOTE]
[i]Oh you[/i]
[editline]04:17PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zoo;20792980]My cum doesn't smell and has never smelled. Does everyone's smell or something?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, like I never understood why people say it smells... Jesus you people are gross.
[editline]04:19PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Biggins;20792990]Mine smells like oysters[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/semen-recipe-book.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/333768wat.png[/img]
:suicide:
Might be your only option right now.:smith:
This made me laugh out loud. Bravo OP, Bravo. You should start your own stage act.
Wow. Fan-gasm. Hot.
I fucking cracked up at this part; "I've sprayed about a full can of air freshener in here, but now it just smells like shit, cum, and flowers."
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