Come on, just be a man. I wouldn't want a wasp or fly on my face either but you don't have to [i]run[/i] at the sight of them. Trust me, they don't go after you or your face just for the fun of it.
you get over them by not being such a goddamn pussy
1. Fill bathtub with maggots
2. Hop in
3. Eat contents of bathtub (except for yourself)
Fear conquered
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;17019229]
[B]BUG CANDY.[/B]
Om Nom Nom Nom...[/QUOTE]
I had mealworm fudge once. We have a botanical garden here in montreal, and once a year at the insectarium there they serve insects. I had spicy-seasoned scorpions, crickets, ants, you name it.
Fucking tasty shit. I'm surprised we as a society find bug-eating taboo for some reason.
is it just me or do are exoskeletons really gross
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just think about it, what if your penis had an exoskeleton
[QUOTE=Odellus;17019477]is it just me or do are exoskeletons really gross
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just think about it, what if your penis had an exoskeleton[/QUOTE]
shit would be so cash.
[QUOTE=Odellus;17019477]
just think about it, what if your penis had an exoskeleton[/QUOTE]
I could hold up a bank with it.
Shoe.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;17019434]1. Fill bathtub with maggots
2. Hop in
3. Eat contents of bathtub (except for yourself)
Fear conquered[/QUOTE]
How can you be scared of maggots they're just hairly wriggly blobs much like babies.
[QUOTE=markg06;17019709]How can you be scared of maggots they're just hairly wriggly blobs much like babies.[/QUOTE]
They're slimy too, like babies
you have to know that you're in charge
if those dipshits mess with you, kill 'em
and don't be afraid of wasps/bees, they don't do jack shit unless you provoke them
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when i went to turkey i went to mary's house
at the 3 fountains there were a fuckton of wasps going around, not to mention a fuckton of people
the wasps didn't do diddly squit and no one was stung
[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;17019801]you have to know that you're in charge
if those dipshits mess with you, kill 'em
and don't be afraid of wasps/bees, they don't do jack shit unless you provoke them
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when i went to turkey i went to mary's house
at the 3 fountains there were a fuckton of wasps going around, not to mention a fuckton of people
the wasps didn't do diddly squit and no one was stung[/QUOTE]
They were Dead Rising wasps and the people were zombies, you should've firebombed them to save them.
Seeing them right infront of me while they did nothing helped me, the only thing that really scared me shitless is when I got bit by a black widow in my sleep, I became paranoid as fuck.
I'm getting over my fear of spiders and bugs. They don't bother me as much as they used to.
[QUOTE=Meeps;17019928]Seeing them right infront of me while they did nothing helped me, the only thing that really scared me shitless is when I got bit by a black widow in my sleep, I became paranoid as fuck.[/QUOTE]
Hmmm. I actually had a dream that there was a black widow on my pillow or on my covers during my afternoon nap today. I just realized that that's never happened before. Weird.
The best way to cure phobias is to take them head on. Go to one of those people who hangs out with spiders and shit and have them let a tarantula crawl on you for a while. After the initial jolt of fear it starts to subside and eventually it won't bother you anymore(once your brain realizes it isn't trying to kill you).
Phobias are deep subconscious fears if it's a true Phobia. As people have said, the only way is to take a leap of faith (figuratively) and get over your fear. Don't have anyone force you to do it though, that could mess with you. Rather, go to a bug zoo or something. Check out some bugs, maybe check out some Tarantulas or Scorpions and you shouldn't be afraid anymore.
I screamed like a little girl when i saw a cockroach on my leg.:saddowns:
I have millipedes in my house, when I researched them and found out they don't do anything, I am not scared of them anymore.
Also, Pretty much everyone in the US has these in, or around their house.
[img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/House_centipede.jpg[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/HouseCentipedeCloseup.jpg[/img_thumb]
They lasso their prey, but they aren't consider a pest because they get rid of:
spiders, bedbugs, termites, cockroaches, silverfish, ants and other household arthropods...
They don't bite, its more of a sting, that feels like a bee. I have been stung by one, its not so bad and the pain dissipates rather fast.
[QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;17020735]I have millipedes in my house, when I researched them and found out they don't do anything, I am not scared of them anymore.
Also, Pretty much everyone in the US has these in, or around their house.
[img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/House_centipede.jpg[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/HouseCentipedeCloseup.jpg[/img_thumb]
They lasso their prey, but they aren't consider a pest because they get rid of:
spiders, bedbugs, termites, cockroaches, silverfish, ants and other household arthropods...
They don't bite, its more of a sting, that feels like a bee. I have been stung by one, its not so bad and the pain dissipates rather fast.[/QUOTE]
i would be scared shitless and kill it.
[QUOTE=Flaming Neko;17020769]i would be scared shitless and kill it.[/QUOTE]
They run from you, and are way to fast to catch.
[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;17018273]a nifty electrically charged swatter.[/QUOTE]
Those are awesome, but after a fly killing spree the house smells like burning corpses.
I have no problems against live insects but dead ones disgust me to no end.
On summer i make sure theres lots of spiders around (On the basement), because i'm here very often and flies/mosquitoes piss me off.
I had a fear of spiders but since my room got infested I couldn't care less.
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[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;17020215]Hmmm. I actually had a dream that there was a black widow on my pillow or on my covers during my afternoon nap today. I just realized that that's never happened before. Weird.[/QUOTE]
my expert analysis tells me this means you want to have sex with your mother
I had a fear of bears, then one of them bit off my arm and I am still afraid of bears
[QUOTE=Flaming Neko;17020769]i would be scared shitless and kill it.[/QUOTE]
I'd kill them regardless of fear.
[QUOTE=std DONOR;17018241]Hey facepunch, I know your not a psychiatrist, but you're certified e-doctors and humans. For a while I've been scared as hell at bugs. Anything larger then a mosquito in plain site would scare me shitless. I would rather have a gun to my face then a bug on my face. When I see anything remotely like a wasp or bee i run the fuck away. If I see a spider, I run the fuck away. If I see something like a house fly, I basically get away.
My fear of flies wasn't originally that large, but it got worse and is continuing to, it's really starting to interfere with my life. I'm scared by the thought of there being bugs around me without my knowledge. Sucking my blood leaving marks, crawling on my while I'm sleeping, Generally just being bitches of nature.
I would always try to shrug it off as a normal reaction but after dealing with shitting myself over a housefly for an hour today It's time to take action.
I know it probably sounds silly to a normal person, but I'm just scared really fucking badly by insects, I want to know if anyone else was and found a way to over come it. I've used google but the thought of desensitization is stupid to me. If anyone has any kind of advice I'd appreciate it.[/QUOTE]
Don't be afraid of anything you can step on.
The bugs that sting and kill don't scare me, the ones that don't do anything...
:ohdear:
Live in Postal's garage.
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