But did the semi look like this?
[img]http://www.panzerbaer.de/workshop/pix/pt_M35A2_plow_i.jpg[/img]
I think not. This would fuck an elephants day up.
Edit; My safari vehicle
[img]http://www.bigscalemodels.com/tips/jim-lewis/sctruck/sc3.jpg[/img]
I live in the Volunteer State as well, and from experience, I can say, getting hit by a deer on the side of the car you are so casually sitting on hurts. Badly.
[QUOTE=OutOfExile;18979432]Here in Minnesota we shoot the fuck out of deer :clint:[/QUOTE]
yes sir we do
[QUOTE=Linelor;18979662]You're actually supposed to do that, but keep in mind a lot of people don't do that.
I about got in a fight with a towtruck driver and some stupid fuck who hit a deer because they had these huge floodlights pointing down the highway blinding everyone and left a deer laying in the middle of the road and people we running over it, including me. I ranted at him for a couple minutes and went and drug the deer out of the road. Told him if the lights weren't out by the time I got back to my truck they'd get shot out.[/QUOTE]
Proof they raise us right on the east coast.
What the fuck?
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:clint:
[QUOTE=OvB;18979589]Back when I was in Canada a MACK truck hit a fully grown bull moose head on.
They had to close the highway temporarily to clean it up.[/QUOTE]
If there wasn't so much maple syrup on the roads the truck could of stopped better.
Not too many deers down in florida. Only seen 2 since I've lived here. They mostly stay away from the roads thankfully.
Looking at that pic of the SUV though, I'm terrified to think about what one of those bastards would do to my little mustang.:ohdear:
Solution: attach huge spinning saws to your bumper.
[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;18979497][media]http://www.w-t-p.com/2005/D04-8491.jpg[/media]
Replace the crappy pointy bits of metal with razor wire.[/QUOTE]
I wish I could use this.
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2360/2124469029_cc96b4d446.jpg[/img]
I know a guy who's coworker had is Tahoe beefed up so ti could withstand a deer to the front. He hits them on purpose. He got a 16 point buck once.
This thread has gone surprisingly long without some guy from PETA springing to the deer's defense.
Why do I have the feeling i just doomed us
lol'd at OP pic
[QUOTE=Linelor;18979444]If you blow the horn either they freeze up and get the, who woulda guessed it, "Deer in the headlights" moment, or if they're on the side of the road they'll take off across in front of you.[/QUOTE]
dude I live in the middle of the fucking forest, the horn works
[QUOTE=Uberslug;18980381]dude I live in the middle of the fucking forest, the horn works[/QUOTE]
Does if they're standing there or something, if they're already running I've seen it make em freeze.
[QUOTE=Linelor;18980600]Does if they're standing there or something, if they're already running I've seen it make em freeze.[/QUOTE]
that's when you shoot them
God, I wish there were half as many deer over here in WA as there are over there Linelor. I haven't even seen ONE this year. :argh:
Do your part for the community.
Show those prancy bastards whose the boss Linelor!
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[QUOTE=Linelor;18979264]
[img]http://blog.lib.umn.edu/lund1054/architecture/deer%20car.jpg[/img]
[/QUOTE]
Hahha.
it's a doge ram!
:downsrim:
[QUOTE=Gubbinz96;18981440]Do your part for the community.
Show those prancy bastards whose the boss Linelor!
[editline]11:27PM[/editline]
Hahha.
it's a doge ram!
:downsrim:[/QUOTE]
no it's a dodge durango
Regardless its a dodge and that's supposed to be funny because its ironic and ironic things are funny. Right?
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Not even close.....
Jesus fucking christ.
Thank you for enlightening me!
I live in rural Michigan, it's a big deal up here too.
It's honestly not a big deal for your safety. [url=http://www.buzzle.com/articles/car-deer-collisions-in-the-united-states.html]You only have about a .01% chance of dying if you get in a deer-car collision[/url]. And it's pretty safe to assume that most of those fatal incidents involve swerving into the ditch or oncoming traffic, and some of them were motorcycle accidents.
Just remember, don't swerve to avoid the deer, just slam your brakes.
[img]http://corn-utopia.com/Corn%20Utopia%20on%20the%20Web/Photo%20&%20Image%20Stockpile%20-%20CornUtopia/Golf%20Cart.jpg[/img]
This motherfucker will save your ass
I had a young deer try to suicide into the nose of my F150. However, the dumbshit misjudged horribly(How you do that I don't know, it's a 24 year old truck with no muffler, it's not like I'm setting land speed records or anything...) and managed to stick its head right inside my left rear fender, just ahead of the tire, while I was going 55mph. THUMP CRACK. No damage done to the truck(It was just a baby, so no horns or anything pointy on it's head), but that deer did a few barrel rolls.
Worst thing of it all?
THE FUCKING DEER GOT BACK UP!
For the record: I, too, live in Tennessee. I'm out by the Smith/Wilson border.
Fuck all of that. Cruise in a 60+ ton tank.
[img]http://wallpapers.free-review.net/wallpapers/24/tank_challenger.jpg[/img]
Poor fuel economy? Shut up.
This is the reason why in Outback Australia you'll find every every vehicle has a roo/bull bar on the front. For example:
Road trains
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/5fpfS8.jpg[/img]
4WDs
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/A0_Nmx.jpg[/img]
Even sedans and small cars
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/odn0Vc.jpg[/img]
Just hope you only hit a Joey (baby kangaroo) and not an adult Roo or an Emu.
Emu's are possibly one of the worst things to hit because they have long legs, so they'll more than likely end up rolling across the bonnet (hood), smashing through the windshield and thrashing around in your lap.
That's just what I've been told at least, I haven't had the misfortune to have it happen to me yet :v:
i want to go deer hunting :350:
The only things we have to avoid running over are these fucking animals:
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LAM2S3vqiU0/SheR7dBZ2uI/AAAAAAAAA38/2bPslINVRx4/s320/_12128_saudi-youth-13-12-2004.jpg[/img]
Bedouins . . . :argh:
Reminds me of the time I saw that Badger get hit in the North Downs in Kent (UK, Charring Hill if I'm to be precise)
That fucked up some old Ford Escort big time. Come to think of it, that's a nasty bit of road.
the biggest roadkills we get here in yorkshire are rabbits and squirrels every 5 minutes, i've never even heard of anyone hitting a deer locally.
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