[QUOTE=Epidemick;18985368]The only things we have to avoid running over are these fucking animals:
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LAM2S3vqiU0/SheR7dBZ2uI/AAAAAAAAA38/2bPslINVRx4/s320/_12128_saudi-youth-13-12-2004.jpg[/img]
Bedouins . . . :argh:[/QUOTE]
Bro, you forgot to mention:
[img]http://zioneocon.blogspot.com/pal%20children%20w%20AK46%20rifles.jpg[/img]
Permanent solution to deers.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL9xCWphV8s[/media]
[sp]faggot cunt nigger deer[/sp]
Ride a unicorn instead
Oh god now the poison ivy is fighting back now! I am so itchy!!!!!
It'd be better if they had bombs strapped to themselves.
In Finland it's mostly the moose you have to watch out for, though mainly further up north, don't get much of them down south, least not in the area I live.
Deer are pretty fuckin dumb. It's like they have no sense of self-conservation. Couple weeks ago I almost killed a baby deer when it ran in front of my car, and as I halted to a hasty stop instead of running the rest of the way across the road, the stupid little fucker started running [i]DOWN[/i] the road away from my car, as if it has the ability to outrun me. I was tempted to just hit the acceleration at that point.
The deer here in Florida are smart.
They don't run across streets.
But, you do have to worry about snakes and shit in you car, living 50 feet from a swamp.
[QUOTE=Dr Magnusson;18986136][img]http://www.photo-mine.net/wp-content/uploads/car%20bbq%20trailer.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
if you drive with your hood open and catch a deer you can have a barbecue
[QUOTE=backfoggen;18986797]if you drive with your hood open and catch a deer you can have a barbecue[/QUOTE]
give this man a medal
Mmm... Venison.
You'd think by now we'd have developed a more efficient method of population control than shooting them individually.
Well, I don't know, [i]I[/i] would have expected it.
[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;18989787]You'd think by now we'd have developed a more efficient method of population control than shooting them individually.
Well, I don't know, [i]I[/i] would have expected it.[/QUOTE]
Sentry guns at the edge of the forest? :dance:
No deer here, you just have to look for Pheasants, i've seen middle class chaps going down roads with the passenger leaning out the window taking potshots at them.
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[QUOTE=lorden;18989992]Sentry guns at the edge of the forest? :dance:[/QUOTE]
Better yet, sticky bombs.
I live in TN, and deer do suck.
I was driving at night going about 60mph, when a deer decided to jump in front of me.
I didn't have much time to react, so I nailed the deer in the neck/head area with the side of my car.
Only left a small dent, but I'm pretty sure that terrorist bastard got it's brains knocked out.
They are animals, not like they are doing on pourpose, you built homes on their land of course they are going to be lots there.
Can't you just shoo them away peacefully, it is the season of love and joy and everything after all.
I hate deer, they always eat my vegetable patch in the backyard.
All I want to do is grow some fucking tomatoes and roses, fuck.
My dad was driving about 140 mp/h (he drove an ambulance) at night when he hit a deer with his side mirror. Almost clipped the deer's head off. Only thing happened to him was that he lost that mirror. Also, happened in sweden. :sweden:
Gun turrets should solve this problem.
Over here we have to watch out for these motherfuckers:
[img]http://www.wildlife-pictures-online.com/image-files/kudu_slwp-0010_blog.jpg[/img]
It has those "im gonna fuckin' rape your car" eyes :ohdear:
I laughed so hard at that second picture. Great thread! XD
I fucking hate deer. Always prancing around the road like some dumb fucking jack rabbit with no care in the fucking world, that is, until I plow my fucking car into their fucking face.
How do you like being integrated into the grill of my car bitch?
This is why everyone should drive around with steel spikes sticking out of the bumper. Sure you may catch a pedestrian occasionally but at least whatever you hit doesn't bounce up through the windshield and into your face. Now THAT'S fast food.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;18979291]If you have a truck, get one of those spiffy snow plow bumper mounts.[/QUOTE]
Then you'd fuck their shit up.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;18990138]They are animals, not like they are doing on pourpose, you built homes on their land of course they are going to be lots there.
Can't you just shoo them away peacefully, it is the season of love and joy and everything after all.[/QUOTE]
Deer are like the carp of the roads. You go near it, you blink, and your car is GONE! You stay away from those fuckers, man!
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