ive seen dear all over the world, they are even in peru lol.
If there such a problem, get a bunch of friends together and tell the local National Guard "We'll pay you to kill the deer if we think the way you do it is awesome enough."
Or get an automatic weapon.
In Canada, we have these motherfuckers:
[img]http://www.deerhuntersclub.com/gallery/data/500/medium/big_moose.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=PhoenixRSA;18990562]Over here we have to watch out for these motherfuckers[/QUOTE]
Rated you by accident. Sorry.
The deer are active because it's so fucking cold. Now do your job and get a gun, lower the population.
[QUOTE=Pandamobile;18996056]In Canada, we have these motherfuckers:
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Thats the size of a moose? FUCK.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/kal_el42/1212990957666s.jpg[/IMG]
They're all retarded in some way. That's we have have "hunter's".
[QUOTE=Maximum Mod;18990427]My dad was driving about 140 mp/h (he drove an ambulance) at night when he hit a deer with his side mirror. Almost clipped the deer's head off. Only thing happened to him was that he lost that mirror. Also, happened in sweden. :sweden:[/QUOTE]
Swedes can't build ambulance mirrors for shit then. If you did it right the deers head would of been lopped off.
[QUOTE=mzathemind;18996121]Thats the size of a moose? FUCK.[/QUOTE]
That [I]is[/I] a moose.
Drive slower also most animals escape by running to away from car the way you drive bcus of the headlights.
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;18996410]Drive slower also most animals escape by running to away from car the way you drive bcus of the headlights.[/QUOTE]
Well no, most of they attempt to escape but get run over for being retarded.
This leaves only one option: shoot them.
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I'm doing my part to stop these terrorists. Are you?
My half-brother was going to visit his mom for christmas last year in his new car, and it was snowing really hard, barely any visibility, and he hit a deer. It fucked up his car completely and he was injured but he called us and we rushed him to the hospital, where he made a full recovery.
Hope that doesn't happen to him this year.
Don't let them trick you
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUDGfeO9-kI[/media]
[QUOTE=Mr.2007;18996335][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Zsz7uc5j4[/media][/QUOTE]
Better version:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z80Ftr6T2WI[/media]
But seriously, those deer can fuck your shit up.
[QUOTE=Bran;18996568]My half-brother was going to visit his mom for christmas last year in his new car, and it was snowing really hard, barely any visibility, and he hit a deer. It fucked up his car completely and he was injured but he called us and we rushed him to the hospital, where he made a full recovery.
Hope that doesn't happen to him this year.[/QUOTE]
Guy I went to high school with about 2 years back had one hit his jeep, it went up, smashed through the windshield and started thrashing around. It started thrashing around, and deer's hooves are razor sharp and one hit him in the throat and sliced it right open. He bled to death before anyone decided to stop and see if he was alright.
After that story went out in the papers the traffic on the roads at night probably cut by 70% for a couple months. Pretty much freaked everyone out.
I live in a fairly rural part of New Hampshire and I actually don't see many deer, though a couple years ago the highway was closed because someone hit a bear.
But when I was down in Clarksville there were deer everywhere, also there were a few rabbits in every back yard, I don't get it.
Good thing they're mostly closed away where I live.. God damn deers are killers in our society :v:.
Luckily for me I have never hit a deer in my car before, but everyone else in my family has.
My friend bought a brand new Impala back in 2002 and on his way home from a game that night he bought it he hit a deer and totaled his car.
Just shot gun those bitches Texas style baby!
When I was young I went to a deer sanctuary with my mom and step dad, and I almost got into a fight with one of the deer. It started head butting me and pushing it's nose into me, and my mom had to step in and pull us apart :v:
Related:
[img]http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2007/12/Moose-on-Car.jpg[/img]
That moose will stare your car to death.
Animal logic with cars is hilarious. They get more and more stressed as the car comes, it's a compounds stress factor, as the car gets closer, they get more stressed, and the more likely they are to run across the road. Rather than thinking "hey, I can just run across after the car is gone" They assume that they will have to make a dash for it at the last possible second.
I was riding my bike once and a cat wanted to cross the street, and I looked at it and could see it was freaking out, and at the last possible second the thing barrels across the road right in front of my tire. had to slam my brakes and almost went over the handlebars.
Probably pretty soon Maryland is going to change the hunting laws for them where it will be anytime you want with whatever you want.
[QUOTE=Pandamobile;18996056]In Canada, we have these motherfuckers:
[img]http://www.deerhuntersclub.com/gallery/data/500/medium/big_moose.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Fuck yeah. When you hit a moose up here, your car takes more damage than the moose. You think you can swerve out of your way? Fuck no. These fuckers will ram you so hard that the car will split around the moose and it will remain unharmed.
Canada, home of the hardcore. :canada:
I do not recommend those with weak stomachs watching this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75uhJ4gY5Eg[/media]
[QUOTE=PhoenixRSA;18990562]Over here we have to watch out for these motherfuckers:
[img_thumb]http://www.wildlife-pictures-online.com/image-files/kudu_slwp-0010_blog.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Springbok!
Here in Maine we have a lot of deer, and the occasional moose. You don't want to fuck with dem beasties.
