Circumcision is barbaric mutilation. (Penn And Teller) - General

[QUOTE=Sexy_Guy;15730867]Every girl you've talked to about this subject doesn't know what an uncircumcised penis is. Basically they're like "EWWW a penis that looks different than the other penises I've put my slimy mouth on? DISGUSTING"[/QUOTE] uhhhh have you ever even seen a woman in real life [QUOTE=Sexy_Guy;15730867]I like how all the mutilated cocks keep forgetting that the foreskin can be pulled BACK.[/QUOTE] what the fuck is the point of that [QUOTE=Sexy_Guy;15730867]The only time it would look like a shotgun shell is when it's flaccid, even then, you can still [b]pull it back[/b][/QUOTE] :smug:

[QUOTE=G_mod;15730733]Would you also say it's okay for me to molest a baby because it won't remember it? Last sentence is an opinion, and I wouldn't sacrifice a lot of the sensitivity of my penis just so a few women find it more pleasing to the eye. Something that as an uncircumcised male I've never even had. I think if your penis has smegma you're got a serious hygiene problem.[/QUOTE] Calm down, it's a joke.

Personally I don't care if my penis were burning a flag and questioning my sexuality, I'd never take a knife to it. [editline]12:43AM[/editline] And really, would me being gay be MY fault or my dick's fault? I'm thinking it'd be his fault.

And really, would me being gay be MY fault or my dick's fault? I'm thinking it'd be his fault.

[QUOTE=Lankist;15730905]Personally I don't care if my penis were burning a flag and questioning my sexuality, I'd never take a knife to it[/QUOTE] wat

[QUOTE=thisispain;15730894] uhhhh have you ever even seen a woman in real life[/quote] I have a girlfriend. [QUOTE=thisispain;15730894] what the fuck is the point of that[/quote] it looks exactly like a circumcised penis when you pull it back.. [QUOTE=thisispain;15730894] :smug:[/quote] :dong:

Is it some American (and Jewish) tradition, circumcision? Because around here (UK), no-one, male or female, gives a flying fuck whether you're circumcized or not. Okay, I lie, circumcized people usually get made fun of more than the rest of us. They're a minority 'round here. And to be honest, the "my penis is pretty" argument doesn't float with me. It's not something aesthetic damnit. It's there to pleasure a woman, not look cool. If you can't tell when you're going to jizz because you're missing the nerve-endings of your foreskin, you won't be able to pace yourself as much. Or so Penn & Teller say.

[QUOTE=Sexy_Guy;15730976]I have a girlfriend.[/QUOTE] She secretly imagines you have a circumsized penis.

i haven't had a circumcision and i don't think i will. No one is putting those fucking scissors near my dick. NO ONE.

[QUOTE=TehDoomCat;15730982]Is it some American (and Jewish) tradition, circumcision? Because around here (UK), no-one, male or female, gives a flying fuck whether you're circumcized or not. Okay, I lie, circumcized people usually get made fun of more than the rest of us. They're a minority 'round here.[/QUOTE] I'm from the UK, and I don't think that we ever made fun of people's cocks. What kind of fucking crowd do you hang around with?

Wow that's weird I thought everyone was circumcised these days, at least everyone here is, and it's the uncircumcised people that get made fun of.

[QUOTE=thisispain;15731086]I'm from the UK, and I don't think that we ever made fun of people's cocks. What kind of fucking crowd do you hang around with?[/QUOTE] Rural students. We derive simple pleasures from making willy jokes at each other. That, and anti-semitism as a pastime. Plus I said this: [QUOTE]no-one, male or female, gives a flying fuck whether you're circumcized or not.[/QUOTE] So yeah, we rarely bitch about whether some dude's snipped or capped.

lmao people arguing. saying you lose 40% or whatever of the feeling is bullshit because you can't quantify feelings like that. you're still going to feel good and have orgasms if you're cut so who cares. they look pretty much the same when you're erect given a few subtle differences. as long as you can stick it in a girl she'll like it. besides, girls get off on stimulus other than a dude's foreskin. your foreskin or lack thereof is irrelevant to her having a good time with you. if you have a kid you can choose to get him cut or not. the kid rarely gets the choice. so unless you are an expecting parent, shut the fuck up and be happy you have a dick at all.

[QUOTE=Paco-Taco;15730447]Wow. Are you serious? Circumcision helps prevent urinary tract infections. So what if it puts the baby in pain, because the baby is not going to remember the pain. And why are you stating that people [B]WILL[/B] be made fun of in the locker. And women prefer a cut penis more.[/QUOTE] No it doesn't. So you're saying I can cut a baby's ears off and it would be okay because it wouldn't remember it the pain? Cool story bro. And you don't know every woman in the world, shut up.

I bet if you guys actually got to choose whether or not you were circumcised you'd talk about it differently. Most of you are blindly defending yourself when you probably had no say in it at all.

[QUOTE=SassyCheese;15731185]lmao people arguing. saying you lose 40% or whatever of the feeling is bullshit because you can't quantify feelings like that. you're still going to feel good and have orgasms if you're cut so who cares. they look pretty much the same when you're erect given a few subtle differences. as long as you can stick it in a girl she'll like it. besides, girls get off on stimulus other than a dude's foreskin. your foreskin or lack thereof is irrelevant to her having a good time with you. if you have a kid you can choose to get him cut or not. the kid rarely gets the choice. so unless you are an expecting parent, shut the fuck up and be happy you have a dick at all.[/QUOTE] Have you ever had sex? I doubt you have, given not all orgasms are the same.

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;15731138]Wow that's weird I thought everyone was circumcised these days, at least everyone here is, and it's the uncircumcised people that get made fun of.[/QUOTE] someone is ignorant of the outside world. [editline]02:14AM[/editline] [QUOTE=BAZ;15731259]I bet if you guys actually got to choose whether or not you were circumcised you'd talk about it differently. Most of you are blindly defending yourself when you probably had no say in it at all.[/QUOTE] My parents told me a long time ago if I wanted to get my foreskin removed I could and I said "Fuck no."

[QUOTE=Sexy_Guy;15731266]My parents told me a long time ago if I wanted to get my foreskin removed I could and I said "Fuck no."[/QUOTE] Exactly.

[QUOTE=Sexy_Guy;15731266]someone is ignorant of the outside world.[/QUOTE] Well sorry I don't spend a lot of time talking to other people around the world about how a small piece of skin is cut from the tip of their penis BAAAAW IM SO IGNORANT

[QUOTE=Sexy_Guy;15731266]someone is ignorant of the outside world.[/QUOTE] When I visit other nations, the first thing I ask is "how is your penis?"

I remember a Americas funniest home video clip where the baby shouted "NO!" to this. On reflection that was actually very sad.

[QUOTE=Lankist;15731411]When I visit other nations, the first thing I ask is "how is your penis?"[/QUOTE] I knew I wasn't the only one.

:barf:

As they say at the end of the video, now it's all down to conformity.

Difference: Us foreskinners can cum quicker.

[QUOTE=AlexTheFilmSlacker;15728851]I'm 8 1/2 btw[/QUOTE] Bullshit! Ha... ha... get it? Ha.

[QUOTE=ViralHatred;15731581]Difference: Use foreskinners can cum quicker.[/QUOTE] Is that supposed to be a good thing?

[QUOTE=ViralHatred;15731581]Difference: Us foreskinners can cum quicker.[/QUOTE] Lol foreskinners, like forerunners, except all of their ancient buildings are shaped like dicks.

Really, as soon as he said, "Number of Clamps used." I took several painkillers and passed out.

One quick question that I never understood. Why does Judaism endorse circumcision but also endorse not permanently changing your body?