Circumcision is barbaric mutilation. (Penn And Teller)
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[QUOTE=TehDoomCat;15731161]Rural students. We derive simple pleasures from making willy jokes at each other.
That, and anti-semitism as a pastime.
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Oh, well in that case, I hope you and your parents trip and break their heads.
[QUOTE=Thlis;15731647]One quick question that I never understood.
Why does Judaism endorse circumcision but also endorse not permanently changing your body?[/QUOTE]
An even better question is why do we endorse circumcision?
[QUOTE=ViralHatred;15731581]Difference: Us foreskinners can cum quicker.[/QUOTE]
That isn't a good thing.
If you have been Circumcised say I.
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[QUOTE=NixNax123;15726548]I didn't get to choose :([/QUOTE]
I didn't get to choose either but I like being circumcised.
[QUOTE=Agent_Wesker;15732046]I read somewhere that Jews practice circumcision because it prevents them from masturbating... :frown:[/QUOTE]
what is this i don't even
[QUOTE=Agent_Wesker;15732046]I read somewhere that Jews practice circumcision because it prevents them from masturbating... :frown:[/QUOTE]
Uh no actually that was Christians maybe you should actually watch the videos in OP.
[QUOTE=thisispain;15732118]what is this i don't even[/QUOTE]
As in, that's the main reason it is done, for religious bull shit. :eng101:
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;15732138]Uh no actually that was Christians maybe you should actually watch the videos in OP.[/QUOTE]
Already did a while ago, and I believe it was a Jewish rabbi that said it.
[QUOTE=Agent_Wesker;15732146]As in, that's the main reason it is done, for religious bull shit. :eng101[/QUOTE]
No, it's not. I don't know where you get your Jew facts, but I assure you, we don't do it to prevent masturbation.
That's just stupid, we do it because God told us.
And in case you are wondering, yes, God telling us to do it is a lot less stupider than what you said it was for.
[QUOTE=ViralHatred;15731581]Difference: Us foreskinners can cum quicker.[/QUOTE]
What..
It varies from person to person. Foreskin or not. A circumcised dude could ejaculate faster than a uncircumcised dude. It's possible for the foreskin to make sex more pleasurable but that doesn't mean you ejaculate faster.
[QUOTE=Sexy_Guy;15732446]What..
It varies from person to person. Foreskin or not. A circumcised dude could ejaculate faster than a uncircumcised dude. It's possible for the foreskin to make sex more pleasurable but that doesn't mean you ejaculate faster.[/QUOTE]
This conversation is making me gay.
Wait you weren't gay to start with?
OOOOOOOHH
threads like this are amazing
hours of argument over dongs
I say let the genitals be whole!
Good thing it's done at birth instead of like when you 6-10 or whatever the age is when women get mutilated in some country's.
It's also worlds more dangerous to perform any surgery on a newborn infant, let alone a purely cosmetic one.
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They say there's no risk to the child until their undeveloped dick is infected.
I think I was circumcised, but I also think they fucked it up. Rather than removing all of my foreskin, some of it remained behind, so when my dong is limp I can pull the foreskin over it, but it isn't over it naturally.
Fuck religion. Maybe I'm atheist because I had my dong mutilated, I don't know.
ITT: People get defensive
I'm both glad I got a circumcision, and glad that I don't remember any pain from it.
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"Can she imagine what it's like having needles stuck into her penis?"
That line sent pain through my heart D:
I personally would have not had it done to me if I had the choice. My surgery went wrong. ):
And I'm not explaining what happened, in case anybody felt like asking.
Guys that got circumcision wont have to worry about having a dick like a dog unlike the be people who aren't circumsized. I am a proud circumsized MAN.
[QUOTE=FLAPJACK DAN;15733628]Guys that got circumcision wont have to worry about having a dick like a dog unlike the be people who aren't circumsized. I am a proud circumsized MAN.[/QUOTE]
Yes, because when you aren't circumsized you have a turtle kneck at all times.
Truth be told you are only proud because you were circumsized and not because you actually believe it is a better option.
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JEWS!!!!!!!word
Jew logic at its best.
If it can't be big, let it be cute.
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;15733927]Jew logic at its best.
If it can't be big, let it be cute.[/QUOTE]
We get our own logic?
That's cool.
♫[i]"they say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy"[/i]♪
[QUOTE=Thlis;15733718]Yes, because when you aren't circumsized you have a turtle kneck at all times.
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Oh I should totally have known that.
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;15733927]Jew logic at its best.
If it can't be big, let it be cute.[/QUOTE]
Not gonna lie that came off really antisemitic. I'm circumcised and it's fucking nice not having to clean shit out of my foreskin.
If the prime purpose of my penis was to look good, I'd replace it with a miniature electric guitar that glows in the dark.
Functionality before aesthetics.
[QUOTE=rilez;15733017]I think I was circumcised, but I also think they fucked it up. Rather than removing all of my foreskin, some of it remained behind, so when my dong is limp I can pull the foreskin over it, but it isn't over it naturally.
Fuck religion. Maybe I'm atheist because I had my dong mutilated, I don't know.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, same here. Even your name is similar to my actual name.
Goddammit, are you one of those evil twin clones I hear about?
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