Circumcision is barbaric mutilation. (Penn And Teller) - General

hey guys lets compare dongs

ITT a bunch of butthurt losers with ugly monster-like dicks who claim that our dicks are "ugly" who cares if it hurts you're a fucking baby

I cringed. Edit: Big Blue has a broke dick.

[QUOTE=rilez;15733017]I think I was circumcised, but I also think they fucked it up. Rather than removing all of my foreskin, some of it remained behind, so when my dong is limp I can pull the foreskin over it, but it isn't over it naturally.[/QUOTE] That's not supposed to happen?

[QUOTE=Big Blue;15734593]ITT a bunch of butthurt losers with ugly monster-like dicks who claim that our dicks are "ugly" who cares if it hurts you're a fucking baby[/QUOTE] if you've ever gotten laid you'd know that one of the things about the dick during sex is that you can never see it because it's inside something

[QUOTE=Big Blue;15734593]ITT a bunch of butthurt losers with ugly monster-like dicks who claim that our dicks are "ugly" who cares if it hurts you're a fucking baby[/QUOTE] Virgin spotted

ITT same butthurt uncircumcised losers with no defense better than calling me a virgin [quote=magistrate]if you've ever gotten laid you'd know that one of the things about the dick during sex is that you can never see it because it's inside something[/quote] of course because i disagree with you ive never been laid haven't you ever gotten head? even a handjob? because it's not sex it's helpful to the woman that your dick isn't a disgusting flabby smelly burrito that they have to look at and touch tell me, when's the last time you've seen an popular uncircumcised pornstar? if you answer anything other than "never", you are lying to yourself

Did you know that historically, circumcision was peformed by taking a baby, making a thing cut aroun the foreskin with a knife and then getting a rabbi to suck the foreskin off the baby and spit it (and all the blood) into a bowl? Well you do now.

My penis cringed at that video, and I curled up into a fetal position D: .

The doctor fucked up my brothers circumcision when he was born, he had to get it fixed when he was 8. He couldn't walk for a couple days.

[QUOTE=Big Blue;15740944]ITT same butthurt uncircumcised losers with no defense better than calling me a virgin of course because i disagree with you ive never been laid haven't you ever gotten head? even a handjob? because it's not sex it's helpful to the woman that your dick isn't a disgusting flabby smelly burrito that they have to look at and touch tell me, when's the last time you've seen an popular uncircumcised pornstar? if you answer anything other than "never", you are lying to yourself[/QUOTE] Virgin defense mechanism detected

Arguments over something most people don't choose are fucking moronic. I'm circumcised, and there are upsides and downsides. Downside: I didn't get to choose whether or not I was circumcised. Upside: If I did choose to get cut, it'd hurt, and I'd remember it, whereas I don't remember a damn thing being seconds old. Overall I'd prefer not to have been circumcised, but in the grand scheme of things it doesn't really matter a damn bit. I don't even remember the pain there supposedly was, and there's nothing that can be done about it now, but I'll live.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;15741448]Arguments over something most people don't choose are fucking moronic. I'm circumcised, and there are upsides and downsides. Downside: I didn't get to choose whether or not I was circumcised. Upside: If I did choose to get cut, it'd hurt, and I'd remember it, whereas I don't remember a damn thing being seconds old. Overall I'd prefer not to have been circumcised, but in the grand scheme of things it doesn't really matter a damn bit. I don't even remember the pain there supposedly was, and there's nothing that can be done about it now, but I'll live.[/QUOTE] It's just that, in the grand scheme of things, you'd think the problem that would be easiest to solve in the world would be the cultural acceptance of dick mutilation.

[QUOTE=Negrul1;15741226]Did you know that historically, circumcision was peformed by taking a baby, making a thing cut aroun the foreskin with a knife and then getting a rabbi to suck the foreskin off the baby and spit it (and all the blood) into a bowl? Well you do now.[/QUOTE] That's how my brother got it done, some people even get aids from it. :aaa:

[QUOTE=Agent_Wesker;15742818]That's how my brother got it done, some people even get aids from it. :aaa:[/QUOTE] Hahahaha your brother is a fag.

its only gay if balls are touching

i could convince you getting circumcised was a good idea but it isnt but thats just cause im a lawyer okay lol?

[QUOTE=Big Blue;15740944] a disgusting flabby smelly burrito that they have to look at and touch[/QUOTE] Are you describing a vagina, a penis, or an asshole?

vagoos are tacos

[QUOTE=Lankist;15742993]vagoos are tacos[/QUOTE] The asshole can be a burrito if it's in the midst of a shit.

wait why the fuck are we equating genitalia to mexican food

[QUOTE=Lankist;15743078]wait why the fuck are we equating genitalia to mexican food[/QUOTE] Sums up the thread pretty good.

[QUOTE=Big Blue;15734593]ITT a bunch of butthurt losers with ugly monster-like dicks who claim that our dicks are "ugly" who cares if it hurts you're a fucking baby[/QUOTE] I ain't never said shit 'bout yo dick, dude, you trippin'

[QUOTE=TAU!;15745906]I ain't never said shit 'bout yo dick, dude, you trippin'[/QUOTE] Double negative.

[QUOTE=Sexy_Guy;15746623]Double negative.[/QUOTE] Thanks for pointing that the-fuck-out, good sir.

[QUOTE=Sexy_Guy;15742984]Are you describing a vagina, a penis, or an asshole?[/QUOTE] an uncircumcised penis

[QUOTE=Big Blue;15747565]an uncircumcised penis[/QUOTE] thats racist

[QUOTE=ArcNova;15726667]Not really, it's not that bad.[/QUOTE] Because you don't remember it, you were a newborn. Still sucks to have it done though.

I think they should make the parents watch the circumcision, and point out at various times in a sinister voice 'that's him going into shock from pain' 'that's where they cut off a big bit of his dick, see the way he screams in agony?' 'ok so we're going to put a tight clamp around his super-sensitive penis'

[QUOTE=Big Blue;15747565]an uncircumcised penis[/QUOTE] Last I checked my penis wasn't flabby, disgusting, smelly, or had anything to do with a burrito. My penis smells delicious actually.