Circumcision is barbaric mutilation. (Penn And Teller)
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[QUOTE=ZomBuster;15727564]Yes, this is something cultural.It's common in the US but here in Europe not so much.
just look at this map and shit
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Global_Map_of_Male_Circumcision_Prevalence_at_Country_Level.png[/img]
so stop arguing about it :smug:[/QUOTE]
That's not really a good comparison because there's such a massive jump between each shade. 0-20%, then 20-80%?
[QUOTE=Sexy_Guy;15756825]Bullshit.
All of it.
And the easier hygiene is just for lazy people who think 5 seconds is a significant amount of time in their lives.
The only excuse for circumcision would be phimosis. Otherwise, there is no reason to get a circumcision.
And stop with the fucking "cum faster with foreskin" shit. The foreskin makes no significant difference in terms of how fast you ejaculate.[/QUOTE]
Hey did you know that you can get arthritis in your hands? Lets chop those off and you won't get that problem later on!
Did you also know that teeth can get cavities? Lets remove all of them now and you will never have to brush again!
[QUOTE=ArcNova;15758298]
The only reason a circumcised penis looks freaky to you is because you're not used to seeing it.[/QUOTE]
When did I say a circumcised penis looked freaky?
I'll answer that for you; never.
I just pull back my foreskin and it looks just like a circumcised penis would. Except bigger :smug:
[QUOTE=Paco-Taco;15730447]Wow. Are you serious? Circumcision helps prevent urinary tract infections. So what if it puts the baby in pain, because the baby is not going to remember the pain. And why are you stating that people [B]WILL[/B] be made fun of in the locker. And women prefer a cut penis more.[/QUOTE]
Yes because cutting a piece of skin [b]THAT IS NOT AT ALL RELATED TO YOUR URINARY TRACT[/b]
Will cause urinary tract infects
pseudo-:science:
I can't even remember being ALIVE at that time. My memory only goes back to like, age 5. Who gives a shit what happened before then? Besides, my dick is pretty.
PRETTY RADICAL.
[QUOTE=Sexy_Guy;15760575]When did I say a circumcised penis looked freaky?
I'll answer that for you; never.
I just pull back my foreskin and it looks just like a circumcised penis would. Except bigger :smug:[/QUOTE]
you've been comparing
I just pull my foreskin forward and it looks just like a uncircumcised penis would. Except fatter.
[QUOTE=Exilerate;15757068]Circumcision makes my penis bigger :D.[/QUOTE]
No, and if the doctor fucks up, your penis won't grow right, aka half-sized dick.
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[QUOTE=Neolk;15760820]I can't even remember being ALIVE at that time. My memory only goes back to like, age 5. Who gives a shit what happened before then? Besides, my dick is pretty.
PRETTY RADICAL.[/QUOTE]
I'm sick of the "my dick looks pretty" argument. I mean seriously, do you know how gay that sounds?
Hey, I don't remember any of it, so it's fine by me. :v:
This thread is :dong::dong::dong:
There's a pretty simple reason why I don't support circumcision.
If [I]healthy[/I] male humans are born naturally with skin around their penis, why the fuck would there be [I]any[/I] health related reasons for removing that skin? It's all bullshit.
"But Furioso, what about the umbilicial cord, or genetic defects like webbed digits? That's there after birth, maybe we should keep that too!"
Yeah, but the umbilical cord dries up and sheds away on its own if it isn't cut, and genetic defects are just that - defects. The foreskin isn't a defect, because all males are born with it and is actually beneficial during the male's life, until it gets butchered, that is.
Oh god, this is giving me a bad case of phantom dick skin.
God damn, I used to try and pull the nub of skin I had left over and turn it in side out and I didn't know what the fuck was going on.
God damn, that all screwed me up. I want my penis's eye lid back.
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[QUOTE=MuMuLambchop;15726852]At least my dick looks better than yours.[/QUOTE]
It must be so nice having foreskin.
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;15762184]Oh god, this is giving me a bad case of phantom dick skin.
God damn, I used to try and pull the nub of skin I had left over and turn it in side out and I didn't know what the fuck was going on.
God damn, that all screwed me up. I want my penis's eye lid back.
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It must be so nice having foreskin.[/QUOTE]
Get some help you fucking weirdo.
This thread is literally turning into a cockfight. I also think that once again, like i've said about these Penn and Teller vids before, the video itself is Bullshit.
I'm cut, and I didn't choose to be that way. I didn't get it cut because i'm a Jew, or my parents are Jews, but just because it's something recommended by doctors. I'm alright with it. Why? I don't have to clean under the extra skin, it doesn't look like an elephant trunk, and the other facts stated by the doctors in the video that [i]isn't bullshit[/i].
Sure it's gruesome, but who cares? You're not going to remember the experience of your cock being sliced open when you grow up and you don't die from it unless your doctor fucks it up somehow.
Anyone that says cut cocks look weird need to stop looking at cocks that closely.
Bawww, my penis is uncircumcised, God loves me, everyone who is circumcised is insane, if you disagree with me I'll get all of Facepunch to give you bad ratings and call you stupid.
[QUOTE=Jimmy422;15762491]This thread is literally turning into a cockfight. I also think that once again, like i've said about these Penn and Teller vids before, the video itself is Bullshit.
I'm cut, and I didn't choose to be that way. I didn't get it cut because i'm a Jew, or my parents are Jews, but just because it's something recommended by doctors. I'm alright with it. Why? I don't have to clean under the extra skin, it doesn't look like an elephant trunk, and the other facts stated by the doctors in the video that [i]isn't bullshit[/i].
Sure it's gruesome, but who cares? You're not going to remember the experience of your cock being sliced open when you grow up and you don't die from it unless your doctor fucks it up somehow.
Anyone that says cut cocks look weird need to stop looking at cocks that closely.[/QUOTE]
You're a Jew, everything you just said is invalid.
And it doesn't look like a elephant trunk, you obviously have never seen a elephant trunk.
And it isn't recommended by all Doctors.
And the video isn't bullshit.
And.
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[QUOTE=Big Blue;15762569]Bawww, my penis is uncircumcised, God loves me, everyone who is circumcised is insane, if you disagree with me I'll get all of Facepunch to give you bad ratings and call you stupid.[/QUOTE]
Almost everyone that is circumcised is insane, they're arrogant bastards that think they're immune to AIDs, and cancer. And that they get all the girls because their penis got butchered by a pedo doctor that does that shit as part of their job.
And they think their dicks are pretty, which makes them sounds like faggots, but they probably are so :what:
Oh, and where can I get one of those cock stretchers? I want the hood back on my car parked in the south wing.
[QUOTE=tankkiller;15762613]You're a Jew, everything you just said is invalid.
Almost everyone that is circumcised is insane, they're arrogant bastards that think they're immune to AIDs, and cancer. And that they get all the girls because their penis got butchered by a pedo doctor that does that shit as part of their job.
And they think their dicks are pretty, which makes them sounds like faggots, but they probably are so :what:[/QUOTE]
You don't even know how much of a hypocrite you are.
Good god stop defending your self so irrationally its gotta be embarrassing.
Oh, and Penn and Teller said it.
It has to be true.
Statistically, that is.
[QUOTE=tankkiller;15762613]Almost everyone that is circumcised is insane, they're arrogant bastards that think they're immune to AIDs, and cancer. And that they get all the girls because their penis got butchered by a pedo doctor that does that shit as part of their job.
And they think their dicks are pretty, which makes them sounds like faggots, but they probably are so :what:[/QUOTE]
This describes me perfectly.
[QUOTE=tankkiller;15762613]You're a Jew, everything you just said is invalid.[/QUOTE]
Oh nevermind...
[QUOTE=Big Blue;15762722]You don't even know how much of a hypocrite you are.
Good god stop defending your self so irrationally its gotta be embarrassing.[/QUOTE]
Where the hell was I defending myself in that post, I was raging at and flaming circumcised people.
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[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;15762688]Oh, and where can I get one of those cock stretchers? I want the hood back on my car parked in the south wing.[/QUOTE]
Put down the :350:
[QUOTE=tankkiller;15762783]Where the hell was I defending myself in that post, I was raging at and flaming circumcised people.
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oh yeah well fuck you too
[QUOTE=Big Blue;15762722]You don't even know how much of a hypocrite you are.
Good god stop defending your self so irrationally its gotta be embarrassing.[/QUOTE]
oh the irony, no that's not enough, oh the stupidity of this post.
Foreskin is just like an appendix
Doesn't serve much of a purpose
and can prevent alot of problems if removed
But foreskin isn't as bad as an appendix.
[QUOTE=Skifer UK;15768844]Foreskin is just like an appendix
Doesn't serve much of a purpose
and can prevent alot of problems if removed
But foreskin isn't as bad as an appendix.[/QUOTE]
Nice job not watching the video there comandont.
[QUOTE=joebattlerex;15727211]
I feel wronged now, different from the rest of humanity[/QUOTE]
If you live in America it's pretty much normal...
Most the people making a big deal about this are uncircumcised and are just trying to act cool cause they think being different is cool, but not this kind of different.
uncircumcised acting like being different is cool? the circumcised at the ones that are different
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;15769563]Nice job not watching the video there comandont.[/QUOTE]
Nice job not knowing I have watched the video then accusing me that I haven't. I have season 1-4 thank you very much.
i have no problem whit my circumcised but all i remeber is that i had some kind of infection that made it problematic , don´t remeber so much. so the docters circumcised me when i was like 7.
i am not for or against circumcision, but in my case it probly had to be done
[QUOTE=Anteep1;15770404]uncircumcised acting like being different is cool? the circumcised at the ones that are different[/QUOTE]
Considering that is quite normal to be circumcised? No.
[quote]A report by the Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality placed the 2005 national circumcision rate at 56%[/quote]
Oh, and we have more fun.
[quote]The American Academy of Pediatrics (1999) stated "A survey of adult males using self-report suggests more varied sexual practice and less sexual dysfunction in circumcised adult men[/quote]
In America everyone's circumcised, in Europe nobody is. So yeah, it's cultural.
Uncirc'd dongs look strange :|
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