[QUOTE=raBBish;24977981]I love how nobody so far got the date right.
[url]http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/26/1517242/2012-a-Miscalculation-Actual-Calendar-Ends-2220[/url][/QUOTE]
Even the source has no source.
I don't expect anything except for retards rioting and retard suiciding. And of course a line of shitty movies.
[QUOTE=coolity;24891356]Okay i just had a disturbing thought... Natal and those new mind reading phones would turn into skynet... :byodood:[/QUOTE]
Your an idiot, have a [IMG]http://www.bubblefast.com/store/pc/catalog/box_1664_large.jpg[/IMG]
People need to stfu about the Mayans
The world will end when it ends, We dont control that, the Mayans don't control that. No amount of evidence nor calendars will predict exactly when the world ends. The world will end. It could be this Saturday, it could be in 4,000 years. We wont know till it starts happening.
I think everyone needs to stfu about the world ending and enjoy the world that still exists. Why do people have to be idiots. This speaks to everyone whining about the world ending.
[QUOTE=Holy Diver;24982843]People need to stfu about the Mayans
The world will end when it ends, We dont control that, the Mayans don't control that. No amount of evidence nor calendars will predict exactly when the world ends. The world will end. It could be this Saturday, it could be in 4,000 years. We wont know till it starts happening.
I think everyone needs to stfu about the world ending and enjoy the world that still exists. Why do people have to be idiots. This speaks to everyone whining about the world ending.[/QUOTE]
You sir, get a cookie.
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;24892360]Suicide FTW.
Well, they deserve it. They're retarded enough to believe they'll all die on 2012 because some ancient civilization, that couldn't even predict there own apocolypse.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bull04;24975031]12/20/2010 = Mass Suicide. R.I.P. to the believers of some bullshit theories.
EDIT: If it was true, the world would end 6 days before my birthday. :smith:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24891966]Watch as suicide rates skyrocket near 2012. I just know it'll happen.[/QUOTE]
2012 will suck because I'll have to an hero on another year, lest I'll be coupled with those idiots.
A common misconception. The actual prophecy is "The world AS WE KNOW IT will end." It does not mean that the world will end entirely. I too believe however that the calender ended because the Mayans did not see a point in making the Calender go over a thousand years after it's made. Maybe they knew they wouldn't last and wanted one thing to stay behind, maybe they assumed they would make a new one when the time came. No one will ever really know.
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I have a better prediction. In 3028 the Drej, a vicious alien race will have destroyed the Earth. 15 years later a boy named Cale will find a space ship built and hidden by the Human race that has the power to save mankind.
[QUOTE=misterv;24895521]The Mayans just needed a bigger piece of stone to record dates on.[/QUOTE]
I always tell this to people who mention 2012.
Or, "heh, they just ran out of paper".
Judging by scientific predictions nothing of immense danger will happen 2012.
Near the end of 2012 we will likely be hit by a solar flare which will disable satellites and shut down power. I know some of the big people in the UK are meeting next week to discuss this, it was all over the news recently.
The Mayan shit is bullshit, but the doesn't mean you have nothing to fear.
But you shouldn't let fear rule your life, you got more chance of being hit and killed by a car every day, I bet that doesn't bug you.
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Remember:
The Mayans stopped writing the calender because [B]they all fucking died[/B]. That's it. Nothing cosmic, it was just impossible to update a calender from beyond the grave.
This is pointless debating time, of which, could have been spent doing something far more constructive. As circumstances show, there is no viable way to prove this wrong or right and as such we are at a stalemate. We will wait and see. I myself do not believe this idiotic theory.
The world will end because of shitty posts that belong in fast threads.
I'm gonna have to take you guys down with me. In a non sexual way, of course.
the reason the mayans ended the calender is because THEY didnt want them to
they being the jews
[QUOTE=coolity;24891332]Im a paranoid :tinfoil: idiot.[/QUOTE]
Problem solved! End of thread.
Jesus is Arab.
Shitstorm unleashed!
FOX NEWS REPORTS: Man claims Jesus is a mulism, more at 11 :foxnews:
Jesus did 9/11.
[QUOTE=Noth;24975518]I'll tell you one thing the Mayans couldn't predict...
The Spanish Inquisition
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAn7baRbhx4[/media][/QUOTE]
They did predict the arrival of Cortez in 1519 though didn't they?
That's why he and his men weren't slaughtered on the beach but treated like gods.
Likewise I think it is merely when their calandar expires, but please can anybody recall the years of the end of the previous four ages in the mayan calanars?
What happened on those periods?
[QUOTE=Tazjet;24996674]They did predict the arrival of Cortez in 1519 though didn't they?
That's why he and his men weren't slaughtered on the beach but treated like gods.
Likewise I think it is merely when their calandar expires, but please can anybody recall the years of the end of the previous four ages in the mayan calanars?
What happened on those periods?[/QUOTE]
IIRC, they thought a new age or something like that started every 2600 years. Though I may be wrong on that.
If something happens, it happens. It's not like we have much control over what's going to occur.
I very much doubt anything's going to happen at all. Talking about the apocalypse now is like the boy crying wolf. It's been 'predicted' so many times that even if it did happen we'd still call bullshit.
[QUOTE=Nerdrage;24975916]as i said in these countless threads, in 2030 - 2060 the earth's magnetic poles will change, and THEN shit hits the fan.[/QUOTE]
You mean reversals, the poles are shifting all the time. So far, NONE of the reversals have caused mass extinction. The worst that could happen is needing new compasses and stupid people like you rioting in the streets.
No It won't.
Says a person with a Sephrioth avatar. :350:
It cant becouse my Yoghurts end date is 2013 :colbert:
[QUOTE=Tazjet;24996674]They did predict the arrival of Cortez in 1519 though didn't they?
That's why he and his men weren't slaughtered on the beach but treated like gods.
Likewise I think it is merely when their calandar expires, but please can anybody recall the years of the end of the previous four ages in the mayan calanars?
What happened on those periods?[/QUOTE]
I remember reading somewhere that every end of a calendar period the Mayans that were still alive when it happened would have a huge celebration or something like that.
My aunt is hardcore into this shit, I want to spit in her face when shes like YA GONNA DIE BOI!!!
Is it possible that maybe the mayans just got bored of making stupid calendars after december 24 2012?
Party at my place December 13th 2012 BYOB everyone is invited.
[QUOTE=JesseR92;25001597]Party at my place December 13th 2012 BYOB everyone is invited.[/QUOTE]
Is it possible, is it really incoming wormhole? Unbelievable!
Heres my generic answer because i am so sick of addressing this question so many times.
1. Okay galactic alignment, maybe u need to do research. the sun and the black hole are always aligned, any 2 points make a line. The sun, black hole, and earth align every year since the earth orbits the sun once a year, which is always lined up with the black hole. The theory is called the horizon project and it is 100% false. It says that since the black hole is spinning its gravity concentrates into a disk and thats why our galaxy is a disk, and it says were going to pass through that disk and the increased gravity will mess up earth. Thats 100% false. Our galaxy is a disk because it is spinning and centrifugal force flattened the actual matter out, not the gravity. Gravity cannot possibly concentrate itself in one area, its not possible.
2. Pole shift. impossible. Yes its true that the earth is going through a pole shift, but those take literally hundreds of thousands of years. Even if it did shift nothing at all would happen. The magnetic poles dont Effect our life at all. We would just have to switch around our compasses. and if you mean like the polar ice caps. . . . . . give me a break! Nothing at all could cause the entire crust of the earth to flip plus actually if it all flipped in unison nothing would happen.
3. Planet x. a giant brown dwarf orbiting our sun? no... Planet x, or ''Nibiru'', is not real. it was created to explain irregularities in neptunes orbit that have long since been explained. We would easily be able to notice the gravity of a brown dwarf orbiting our sun.
4. THE MAYAN CALENDAR DOES NOT END! it starts a new count, its how they organized there calendar. we use years, they use counts. You don't see people freaking out every time we start a new year do you? 2012 is going to pass just like Y2K. alot of hype from idiots and then nothing. And even if it did end so what? did you expect them to continue making calendars forever, an infinitely long calendar?
5. Global warming/weather. the weather isnt really getting worse. The earth is heating up. but its by like a fraction of a degree every decade. in 4 years it wont even raise a degree. the amount of greenhouse gases that we would have to pour into the atmosphere to make it change would be huge. acid rain would kill us before global warming did.
6. Alien life. heres some info. we have been monitoring space for signals from aliens for about 40 years and have received none. since nothing can travel faster than light they would have to travel atleast 40 years to get here. This is the part most people don't know. molecular bonds break apart at around 1/50 of the speed of light. So if they reached that speed their craft would just disintegrate as would they. So well say that they live 40 lightyears away and can travel as close to 1/50c as possible. Which means they would have to travel for 2000 years to reach earth. Thats realistic right. Now im sure you're wondering about worm holes or something. Well wormholes are the most unstable objects in the universe, they break apart litterally the instant they form. that is, if they even exist.
7. The bible says the world will end in 2012. false, 100% false. the bible codes say the world will end in 2012, but they are also false. Using the same software used in the bible code project someone found codes in other books such as moby dick. You can find anything you want in a big enough book. Infact, the bible says that no person can ever predict when the world will end.
8. Nostradamus predicted it. no...Nostradamus never made ANY specific predictions. He predicted the world would end and gave some general things that would be going, like war. His predictions are so vauge they can and have been applied to any time the world seems to be going down the shitter. Because of him tons of people thought Hitler or Mussolini was the Antichrist. His predictions are nothing more than general statements that could be applied to any period in time.
that pretty much puts a damper on all of the theories doesn't it.
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