[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24375030]She is living in a different country, so no, I'm not going to have sex with her ok.[/QUOTE]
That doesnt prevent you from getting a plane ticket to take her on a date and poke her....
[QUOTE=Peavy262;24374877]Have roleplay sex with her.
she can be the maid.
there, there's her fucking roleplay.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Peavy262;24374877] fucking roleplay.[/QUOTE]
:smug:
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24375030]She is living in a different country, so no, I'm not going to have sex with her ok.[/QUOTE]
She's not your friend
[QUOTE=Synopsis;24375116]She's not your friend[/QUOTE]
what does that have to do with anything
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24375030]She is living in a different country, so no, I'm not going to have sex with her ok.[/QUOTE]
Have cyber-sex with her.
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[QUOTE=Sobotnik;24375079]You have to act quickly.
Take some chunky peanut butter and work it into the internet vent till it is flushed with the surface.
This will not only get her off but also boost your desktop wallpaper.[/QUOTE]
Also, pour beer into your printer's ink fuselage. Beer is high in grain so it will help with the ink's formation.
God damnit, i really need to stop her from playing that game. THINK GUYS! Make your rotten brains work!
post a pic of her first, we'll tell you if she can give up her addiction or if it's a lost cause
You ruined her life because she's having fun for at least 7 hours a day now?
[QUOTE=Hboybowen;24375238]what does that have to do with anything[/QUOTE]
Read the title
[QUOTE=Tyvak;24375717]You ruined her life because she's having fun for at least 7 hours a day now?[/QUOTE]
Those 7 hours could be spent doing something more productive like going outside.
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;24375778]Those 7 hours could be spent doing something more productive like going outside.[/QUOTE]
Going outside isn't productive, the right term would be fun :eng101:
[QUOTE=ChrisR;24375102]:smug:[/QUOTE]
:smug:
sanandreas multiplayer is fun though
[QUOTE=Synopsis;24375116]She's not your friend[/QUOTE]
I was unaware that friendships couldn't be formed over the internet because I guess people on the internet aren't humans
[QUOTE=Tetracycline;24376908]I was unaware that friendships couldn't be formed over the internet because I guess people on the internet aren't humans[/QUOTE]
[img]http://crossfitzone.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/the_more_you_know2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;24375778]Those 7 hours could be spent doing something more productive like going outside.[/QUOTE]
If you're doing absolutely nothing that helps humankind develop in some way or another, going outside or staying inside have the same amount of productivity: none at all.
[QUOTE=Tetracycline;24376908]I was unaware that friendships couldn't be formed over the internet because I guess people on the internet aren't humans[/QUOTE]
no but OP makes the whole thing sound personal, when in reality it's just some "girl" he knows over the internet
I like SA-MP, not roleplaying though.
[QUOTE=aznz888;24384705]no but OP makes the whole thing sound personal, when in reality it's just some "girl" he knows over the internet[/QUOTE]
Hey, it could be a girl he knew personally who just moved to a different country.
[QUOTE=Spekenengles;24385047]Hey, it could be a girl he knew personally who just moved to a different country.[/QUOTE]
It could be but he doesn't say.
play with her
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;24374867]Have sex with her.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Synopsis;24385175]It could be but he doesn't say.[/QUOTE]
He doesn't say anything about her being a girl he met over the internet either.
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24374849]Alright, so, she likes roleplaying a lot (Roleplaying sucks though) ?[/QUOTE]
You should turn off your computer, trash it into the garbage truck, lock in your basement and shout "BETTER SAVE THAN HUNGRY" because that's the biggest bullshit I've ever read.
tell her the server got a virus and she cant play anymore.
i addicted her?
you got her addicted to something, you can't addict someone you retarded cunt.
[QUOTE=3picFail;24386699]i addicted her?
you got her addicted to something, you can't addict someone you retarded cunt.[/QUOTE]
You are ironically exactly what you called OP, a "retarded cunt" for being ignorant enough to assume everyone on facepunch has English as their first language. Probably only about 50% of FP speaks English as their native tongue.
Pics of her, please
[QUOTE=Jallen;24386761]You are ironically exactly what you called OP, a "retarded cunt" for being ignorant enough to assume everyone on facepunch has English as their first language. Probably only about 50% of FP speaks English as their native tongue.[/QUOTE]
just because they might not speak english as a first language means that they don't have to use correct grammar on an english forum? okay.
[QUOTE=3picFail;24386835]just because they might not speak english as a first language means that they don't have to use correct grammar on an english forum? okay.[/QUOTE]
Don't have to call them a 'retarded cunt', do you? Jeez...
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