• I addicted my friend to a game.
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[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24374849] EDIT: She is a lesbian, so don't expect me to fuck her.[/QUOTE] Fuck her anyway. :smug:
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;24375778]Those 7 hours could be spent doing something more productive like going outside.[/QUOTE] What, like what? Mow the lawn? [QUOTE=blackrack;24375853]Going outside isn't productive, the right term would be fun :eng101:[/QUOTE] Its fun to go outside? Thats dumb.
Zombie sa-mp server? ip?
"Addicted" isn't a verb.
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;24375778]Those 7 hours could be spent doing something more productive like going outside.[/QUOTE] How is that productive i mean its not counterproductive but neither is playing video games
[QUOTE=ChrisR;24375102]:smug:[/QUOTE] I see what you did there.
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;24387948]"Addicted" isn't a verb.[/QUOTE] Merriam-Webster disagrees: [quote]addict 2: to cause addiction to a substance in (a person or animal)[/quote] Wiktionary disagrees: [quote]to addict 1. To cause someone to become addicted, especially to a harmful drug[/quote]
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24374849] EDIT: She is a lesbian, so don't expect me to fuck her.[/QUOTE] Roleplay that you're a girl, then fuck her.
Dictionary.com disagrees: [quote]addict –verb (used with object) 2. to cause to become physiologically or psychologically dependent on an addictive substance, as alcohol or a narcotic.[/quote] [editline]08:49PM[/editline] Have I made my point?
[QUOTE=ThePuska;24388571]Dictionary.com disagrees: [editline]08:49PM[/editline] Have I made my point?[/QUOTE] your automerge doesn't [editline]11:23AM[/editline] [QUOTE=blackrack;24375853]Going outside isn't productive, the right term would be fun :eng101:[/QUOTE] [img]http://x7e.xanga.com/9328254149279253117103/z201107608.jpg[/img] i concur
Is she a top or a bottom?
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24374936]Yeah, but i was the one that addicted her to it. Now i have to unaddict her from it.[/QUOTE] "Unaddict" her with your cock.
This thread is getting off topic. :P
I made my gf addicted to WoW
[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;24392931]I made my gf addicted to WoW[/QUOTE] :downsbravo:
Everyone gets addicted to games. It's not a big problem.
If she's a lesbian you should fap to porn together.
Give her your IP address so she can be addicted to your server...you know what I mean[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/smug.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Bledrix;24393349]Give her your IP address so she can be addicted to your server...you know what I mean:smug:[/QUOTE] The problem is OP has a permanent floppy disk - that might complicate matters.
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24375030]She is living in a different country, so no, I'm not going to have sex with her ok.[/QUOTE] You should really only be this concerned about real life friends. I mean, am I the only one who doesn't give much of a shit about what happens to internet only friends?
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;24393392]The problem is OP has a permanent floppy disk - that might complicate matters.[/QUOTE] No, the problem is that her ports are female to female.
Give her some viagra she can play with
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;24393851]No, the problem is that her ports are female to female.[/QUOTE] Adapter.
I used to be the top dog mafia gangster in SA-MP back in the day, but now I'm just a low-down pathetic man with a real life to exist in. [Edit] Oh yeah, relevance. Yeah I used to play that game all day, every day, for a year and a half. It won't let you go until something happens like the server dies.
7 hours? For me 16 hours is a feild day, she is definatley not addicted, the average person uses the computer 6 hours a day, so yeah.
At least touch her boobles.
All that's left is to get her addicted to your penis.
Don't you wish to be a lesbian now? :smug:
Have sex with her
Get her addticted to meth she'll stop playing.
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