[QUOTE=Zeemlapje;17865857]What the... Does it still work?[/QUOTE]
yea it worked afterwords.
[QUOTE=MetalToast;17869275]lol just today at mcdonalds my friend tried to order a "small mcchicken and a double drink"
Hilarity came about.[/QUOTE]
I always seem to try and order six inch footlongers whenever I go to subway high.
[QUOTE=Zeemlapje;17862739]If you love Netsky you'll love this;
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svW2KL-9KQI[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItuF6EwW3C8[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDkZWmK9C6g[/media]
Also, proper version of the one you posted. :q:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prlmQTooKiY[/media][/QUOTE]
Mate those are fucking sweet.
[QUOTE=Adrego;17874623]I always seem to try and order six inch footlongers whenever I go to subway high.[/QUOTE]
hahaha
Whenever I steal a van in GTA4.
I punched my friend once because he was being annoying and he tried to take my applesauce.
bitch don't take a high mans applesauce.
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oh and yesterday i was smoking with a friend and my friends friend and he was being fucking annoying and wouldn't chill the fuck out so I kicked him out of my house.
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I really hate hyper annoying high people.
me and some of my friends had a blunt day at a friends house. one of my friends there just came back from British Columbia and bought a half-oz
some of my other friends had like 4 g together on them
we rolled up like 7-8 blunts (i dont even remember)and smoked them in my friends room in like an hour between 5 people
we had some weed left over so we decided to bong it
i finished off one of the bowls, and because i was so ripped i though the bong was like a huge pipe so i blew really hard into the bong to blow the ash out, and *SPLASH*
luckily we were outside at the time, because it made a big mess
[QUOTE=Peavy262;17879779]I punched my friend once because he was being annoying and he tried to take my applesauce.
bitch don't take a high mans applesauce.
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oh and yesterday i was smoking with a friend and my friends friend and he was being fucking annoying and wouldn't chill the fuck out so I kicked him out of my house.
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I really hate hyper annoying high people.[/QUOTE]
me too
Me and my friend always end up fucking words around.
Like; "Baby-que Barbie Back Ribs", "Tippy Nassles", and "I'm gonna go tut my coenails". We have a bunch more that I can't remember.
i was at a friends house and we had smoked like 8-9 joints.we were trippin balls and at some point we realised we had been listening to the same song for about 45 minutes.it got really annoying when we realised it We spent 45 minutes arguing over who would change it because both of us were too high to leave the couch. A few days earlier he asks me "Dude,does that song have a guitar solo?" And I stared at him for a couple of minutes trying to remember. None of us could. Several weeks later we heard it and realised it has, and a very memorable one, actually.
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that's the song,btw:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWLoSvU-ZOM[/media]
A cop yelled at me for putting trash in a Post Office mail bin because I thought it was a trashcan. :P
So I was blazing with my lady friend, and we were talking just after taking a few hits from a lung. Then it hit me, I was just fucking baked as shit. So we were talking, and I notice I'm high, I keep on listening, and completely lose track of whats going on. Then I go back into a kind of semi-not highness, and I quickly should out to her "Quick you've got about 30 seconds until I don't know what the fuck you're saying!"
She has no idea whats going on, so I'm just like, "Oh wait, here we go again" And again I go into the stoned mindset of constant deja-vu.
Later on, I decided that we both probably smelled like weed, and since my parents were going to get back home really soon, I wanted to have a shower. She didn't have any extra clothes, so I wanted her to take her clothes off, and we'd just shower naked. I got her shirt off, then we heard the door opening, so we quickly put that back on, ran to the room with the TV on, and just started watching TV like nothing happened.
That is probably my best story.
My lady and friend and I decided to light up a bowl of some weed her friend had given her. I made a ghetto can pipe and we smoked in this alley and walked to a park named hidden park. We laid down together in the grass and stared at the clouds for an hour or so. After that we went to her house and did some stuff. Fun day
[QUOTE=cheeseman52;17891684]My lady and friend and I decided to light up a bowl of some weed her friend had given her. I made a ghetto can pipe and we smoked in this alley and walked to a park named hidden park. We laid down together in the grass and stared at the clouds for an hour or so. After that we went to her house and did some stuff. Fun day[/QUOTE]
Who rated him dumb?
[QUOTE=Comic Book Guy;17891820]Who rated him dumb?[/QUOTE]
not sure but i rated you dumb
[QUOTE=StayBlazed420;17891848]not sure but i rated you dumb[/QUOTE]
Dick.
[QUOTE=Comic Book Guy;17891893]Dick.[/QUOTE]
Asshole.
or cock.
Um, last night. We had a hotbox going for hours. We were about 10 bowls in or something. Huge sack of mids after some leftover dro.
We were originally going to see Where the Wild Things Are, but we were all broke cunts, so we just smoked.
My friend Rob's sitting in front of me and he starts passing on bong hits because he's doing something with his phone. Not like him. It's so foggy that we're all just drawing things on the windows and watching them disappear, but I stop and look at what he's doing on his phone.
All of a sudden he figures out what he was trying to do and the screen on his phone changes to "calling" which freaked me out a little because of the way it looked.
But that's besides the point.
The point is, he was calling this chick I kind of dig but haven't made much progress with yet because she's so damn quiet and I'm so fucking lazy.
So his phone says calling and he just fucking turns around and throws it at me and he's like "hold it up to your eaaaaaaaaar."
and I just smile because I'm fucked up and I'm like "whyyyyyyyy man."
"Because dumbass."
"Because why."
Third ring.
"It's calling Kaitlen. Ask her out now."
"What the fuck."
"Just do it."
So she answers, in her tiny little introverted voice.
and I have no idea what the fuck she's saying.
And I don't even know if she knows it's me.
And I ask her if she wants to chill tomorrow night.
she says something like "I have volunteer work".
and I'm like, in this really official voice, "Sorry, I've got hearing problems, could you repeat yourself?"
Snickers in background.
"I've got volunteer work tomorrow."
I understand her for sure this time, so I just say "Oh... truuuuuuuue. Anyway, peace. Bye."
"Bye."
"later."
She laughs.
Everyone laughs.
I hang up. and then we all yell something akin to "what the fuck just happened" simultaneously.
then I get out and piss on a bush. and I realize how amazingly obvious to passers-by it is that we're smoking because of the fucking foggy but untinted windows, along with the fact that we've been sitting there for hours, but this thought quickly disappeared when I noticed that my friend Trevor had been sitting in the back seat with me. It's like he just appeared there. He had been so quiet that I forgot he existed.
EDIT: FUCK MY SHITTY STORY
[QUOTE=PieHard92;17857007]
Also, the last time I did shrooms the group I was with wanted to watch pulp fiction, so we sat and watched and one of the people there started crying while Samuel L Jackson was doing his Ezekiel speech and we asked him what was wrong he asked "Why does Samuel L Jackson have to kill so many people?!" with tears in his eyes, holy shit, it put us into hysterics.[/QUOTE]
I fucking lol'd.
[QUOTE=Darkar;17888042]i was at a friends house and we had smoked like 8-9 joints.we were trippin balls and at some point we realised we had been listening to the same song for about 45 minutes.it got really annoying when we realised it We spent 45 minutes arguing over who would change it because both of us were too high to leave the couch. A few days earlier he asks me "Dude,does that song have a guitar solo?" And I stared at him for a couple of minutes trying to remember. None of us could. Several weeks later we heard it and realised it has, and a very memorable one, actually.
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that's the song,btw:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWLoSvU-ZOM[/media][/QUOTE]
Is that the SOAD hand? Random question.
After many bong hits I was doing the WoW Undead dance in my friends basement. When I jumped i punched out a light and cut up my hand :D
[QUOTE=Xaphania;17890778] "Quick you've got about 30 seconds until I don't know what the fuck you're saying!"[/QUOTE]
ahahaha classy.
In a text message to my dad -
"What the fuck is pizza?"
Stoner moments.. Probably the moment, after a some-what rough day of driving around to actually getting the weed, smoking it, getting a slight drunk, smoking again, doing stuff, visiting a place after place, and finally sat down on my friends couch late at night, you feel like you are melting, grabbing a handful of munchies while Kid Cudi - Hyyeerr is playing on the background, and do literally [i]Nothing[/i].
"Shit guys just listen to that.." *sirens and other assorted city-noises punch through the birdsong in the park*
"It's so damn noisy here!"
"Yeah so why don't you shut the fuck up"
[QUOTE=User-Maat-Re;17903372]In a text message to my dad -
"What the fuck is pizza?"[/QUOTE]
I lol'd so hard
[QUOTE=Number7Reds;17900244]Is that the SOAD hand? Random question.[/QUOTE]
yeah
[QUOTE=Beau_Chaotica;17905714]"Shit guys just listen to that.." *sirens and other assorted city-noises punch through the birdsong in the park*
"It's so damn noisy here!"
"Yeah so why don't you shut the fuck up"[/QUOTE]
Hahaha
I saw this:
[IMG]http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7887/dsc02486y.jpg[/IMG]
And then I went home and smoked...
One time after smoking quite a few bowls my brother, my friend, and I were sitting in my kitchen munching when I notice that Drew, my friend, has peed his pants. "Holy shit dude! You're so high you pissed your pants!"
Drew was going to get more weed after we ate. My brother asked him, "Oh my God! What's the drug dealer going to say!?"
Drew responds in a very black voice "Here's yo weed, peepee pants." While waving an imaginary bag of weed in the air.
We fucking lol'd.
I was browsing through DD and I saw this thread...
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