My stoner moment was when I got baked quickly remembered a concept I had learned related to math (Pythagorean theorem) and made this beauty:
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The Idea was that walking in right angles was quicker than b-lining.
Up on doing the math I realized I was an idiot for thinking this for the period of 10 minutes.
My stoner moment was when I finally realized (at 8 PM, 4 hours into my shift) I had been farting furious but silent farts. The first thing I did was walk to one of the busboys and told him. He almost threw up, apparently he thought the smell was chicken and it was making him hungry.
One night the most epic thing happened, Me and 4 other dudes bough a half ounce and smoked it all off in one night out of blunts and a pipe. We went to the near middle school and laid in the field next to the playground. The clouds were red in a purple sky, and were shaped so that the sky looked like a dome, laying on top of the face of the earth. I almost cried at the intense beauty of the night sky that friday.
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And all of us agreed the sky looked EXACTLY like a dome, and the colors, my god they were so beautiful.
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I wish I could go back in time and relive that moment.
I was stoned when I came home, I was watching TV with my little cousins (no one else was home) and suddenly one of them said: It smells like someone has been smoking here. I was like shit and I told them I ordered pizza so I had to go. Instead I took a quick shower, went outside, bought some chewinggum with a strong flavour and went back. I remember I told my cousins that they didn't have any cheese anymore or something
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