3.14159265357989: Everyone has their own story. Look at someone driving by you, think about how they've lived their life.
Tis be fun.
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;24320051]
go vegetarian
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yeah if you're an idiot who hates himself and life
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and delicious meat
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[QUOTE=CrimsonFox;24320338]18
vodka only settles your problems temporarily.[/QUOTE]
only if you stop drinking
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[QUOTE=Pepper Pete;24320090]Whatevernumberwereatnooneevenfuckingknowsbynow:
Dance randomly in public. It makes you seem like that weird guy in a store, which in turn makes people's days, as the world can always be a little weirder.
I would suggest le hula.[/QUOTE]
33: Don't do this.
Don't do anything stupid to people that have done nothing to you. You would be pissed off too if someone is being a jackass to you out of nowhere.
34. If it exists there is porn of it
:smug:
Don't make enemies for the sake of it. If someone pisses you off, ignore it and be nice to them so you don't get a bad reputation from a larger chunk of people.
[QUOTE=CunningHam;24320786]Being a vegetarian isn't necessary at all but it's a very easy and quick way to get healthy, at least slim.[/QUOTE]
and you get telekinesis
[QUOTE=Bobie;24320310]i thought you were serious until i saw 'go vegetarian' lol[/QUOTE]
if you're like me you tend to eat a shit load of terrible food that's greasy as fuck
when you go vegetarian you avoid eating meals like that and focus on leafy green shit you physically feel better without all of that shit, lose weight and your skin clears up from oil and shit
its not like its something you have to do but for a lot of people it works very well; it works for me
35. Stick it in her pooper.
[QUOTE=Osherzz;24319662]7. Don't forget to breath manually[/QUOTE]
Son of a bitch :argh:
36. Never read House Of Leaves before you go to bed, you will not sleep.
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37. Don't be a ninja. :ninja:
38. Be a ninja. :ninja:
I thought if this while I was walking down the stairs at my school
a boner waits for a woman
but a boner waits for no man
think about it it'll change your life man
[QUOTE=Killerjc;24320992]I thought if this while I was walking down the stairs at my school
a boner waits for a woman
but a boner waits for no man
think about it it'll change your life man[/QUOTE]
I'm assuming this is homoerotic
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;24321034]I'm assuming this is homoerotic[/QUOTE]
it means wait for the woman
but fap every day
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;24320051]stop texting people call them, texting never gets you anywhere and makes it awkward as fuck
also if you really want a better life stop playing videogames entirely and avoid getting a smart phone at all costs; restrict anything that provides access to the internet
go vegetarian[/QUOTE]
Fuck dat
39. Contrary to popular belief - when drunk you can [i]not[/i] out run an off duty cop through a crowded McDonalds.
[QUOTE=Osherzz;24319662]7. Don't forget to breath manually[/QUOTE]
fuck you man that's not cool I'm breathing like a fucking fish trapped on land thanks to that.
Try sniffing pepper.
Then instantly regret it.
[QUOTE=Killerjc;24321078]it means wait for the woman
but fap every day[/QUOTE]
Fuck that, I'll rail a horse.
41: Find at least one sport you enjoy and do it, same applies to instruments and language.
42. Chase your dreams. Possibly cliché, but seriously, having a lofty aim gives you a bit more focus.
42) Answer the ultimate question
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;24320900]35. Stick it in her pooper.[/QUOTE]
The only true life-improving tip
Prohint 56: The advice number is your post number.
57. Work out every day, or at least every other day.
Sometimes, even the nicest people will do some things that you won't like. Don't always take this in a bad way, they might not be aware that they are doing it or that you get annoyed by it.
58.Obey your lider! masturbate 24/7 in public
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