> Lucky: Have tiger perform a series of sprite flips! It'll look like a dance and will please the author, giving him more time to add another plot.
>Lucky:Hussie: PLOT TWIST!
I feel like I should just say this. That is the creepiest picture of Andrew Hussie I've ever seen
> Be done questioning and put the deudely firarms down
[QUOTE=for no reason;33161792]I feel like I should just say this. That is the creepiest picture of Andrew Hussie I've ever seen[/QUOTE]
To be honest, it took all of my willpower to write that one command.
> Inspect orange liquid that may or may not be making RYAN NORTH glow
>Punch Hussie in face to establish update cravings.
This is amazing, and to think it started last year's December...
Lucky, and everyone else in this thread... Good job keeping this alive.
(and yeah, Just read everything from the first page to here.)
[QUOTE=Justinx931;33164660]This is amazing, and to think it started last year's December...
Lucky, and everyone else in this thread... Good job keeping this alive.
(and yeah, Just read everything from the first page to here.)[/QUOTE] glad you think that
You are a tiger has turned so... complicated over all this time.
It'd be awesome to start anew at some point, You are a tiger V2.
[editline]7th November 2011[/editline]
Lets just admit it, it was so much better at the start.
[QUOTE=d00msdaydan;33160533]> ET: Eat corpse to regain health. It works in every other video game, why not here?[/QUOTE]
Yes but before finishing you level up, make sure you take on the cannibal perk.
Before saying cannibal won't work on a goblin remember that the tiger is everything and there goblins are tiger.
> Tiger: Hold B, and press A, START, SELECT, A, and then let go of B.
What was the link to the site again. I can't be bothered to look through all the pages.
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;33018434][url]http://drderp.net/tiger/[/url]
it's not quite completely updated yet
[editline]29th October 2011[/editline]
gotta finish working on it[/QUOTE]
This, but only covers the updates up to around the mid-50 pages
[editline]7th November 2011[/editline]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/KVtOQ.gif[/img]
Hussie sends a stream of orange juice at you out of nowhere.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/GIblz.png[/img]
But orange juice, as is the case for most tigers, is your nectar. It's how you get orange. You decided to be bros with Andrew Hussie.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/M7QHx.gif[/img]
In fact, soon enough you are all sitting in the COMPUTER room sipping FANBREW and listening to the gentle pitter patter of rain overhead.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/JU5Tg.gif[/img]
Andrew seems to be jealous of Ryan's chair.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/EZKuv.png[/img]
And, to be fair, it is probably one of the most luxurious seating arrangements you have ever laid eyes upon.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/YXWAF.gif[/img]
RYAN takes out the piece of paper on which he has been recording his and Hussie's travels.. He is a writer, after all.
It seems to be a bit crumpled, but that doesn't prevent him from reading it.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Z5Wl1.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/EYvG9.png[/img]
You are ANDREW HUSSIE. You were carrying DISC containing a certain ANIMATION from your SECRET INCREDIBLY ISOLATED SIBERIAN ANIMATION STUDIO back to your home when you got LOST IN THE WOODS. Considering that you always travel by foot between your SECRET INCREDIBLY ISOLATED SIBERIAN ANIMATION STUDIO and your house, you should REALLY HAVE EXPECTED THIS TO HAPPEN AT SOME POINT.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Elv8G.png[/img]
The only thing currently in your large but not very organized HUSSVENTORY is the ANIMATION DISC.
What do you do?
[QUOTE=swampmist1142;5599473]Use Doc Scratch's broom. Fly.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/J3C0E.png[/img]
There appears to be no DOC SCRATCH'S BROOM in your HUSSVENTORY.
[QUOTE=Shard;5599496]Hussie: You can do better than this. HIGH RES SWITCH ON[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/dJahN.gif[/img]
You attempt to use IMAGINATION to bring more detail to the world around you.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/5LF5h.png[/img]
Sadly you are cannot currently hold this for long.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/x6x9t.gif[/img]
You rough up some trees in the hopes that they give in to your demands.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ZKw7b.png[/img]
4 UNPROCESSED WOOD BLOCKS are added to your HUSSVENTORY.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Wrokv.gif[/img]
You are the wilderness master. It is you.
But what kind of house should you build, and where?
[QUOTE=OrangeAipom;5599679]> Build BEAUTIFUL WONAN[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/6uWv2.png[/img]
You sculpt a BEAUTIFUL WONAN where one of the trees used to be.
If only you had some IMAGINATION left, so you could see her/it in more detail.
[QUOTE=JRCrusher;5599908]Try to impress BEAUTIFUL WONAN with masterful animation. Fail because the WONAN is, after all, simply a pile of wood blocks.
-1 to HussEgo[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Yoshi;5600104]Build a wooden NDERD to beat up and impress the WONAN with your strength.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/wTO9V.gif[/img]
You attempt to impress the BEAUTIFUL WONAN with your AMAZING ANIMATION, but sadly she cannot decode the DISC that you are showing her.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/mUCSb.png[/img]
You open your OBTUSELY ORGANIZED LIST OF STATS & ATTRIBUTES to see that your HUSSEGO has taken a hit.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ictdY.png[/img]
You then construct a wooden 1 block tall wooden NDERD and intend to give him THE OLD ONE TWO to impress the WONAN.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/PImEp.png[/img]
However, you somehow trip over the NDERD and fall on your face. Right in front of the WONAN, too.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/nkUa6.png[/img]
Your HUSSEGO takes another hit, as do the HUSSIEPOINTS which grant you life.
[QUOTE=TheLonelyScribe;5600453]> Explore to the left
> Find mysterious statue of self[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/wwfrX.png[/img]
You go left and find a MYSTERIOUS WOODEN REPLICA of your own likeness.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/z6b9Q.png[/img]
This gives your HUSSEGO a significant boost...
[img]http://i.imgur.com/hbY1n.gif[/img]
...but you shudder at the prospect of being near a FANCAMP.
[QUOTE=perplexingArticulator;5600531]> Construct hollow "tree" to use as a clever disguise when venturing toward the possible fancamp. Mine wooden doppelganger for raw material if necessary.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/CURQC.png[/img]
You pawn the DOPPELGANGER to create a TREE DISGUISE, and use the last of your IMAGINATION to conjure some leaves for it.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/iZMWV.png[/img]
Heading farther left, you come upon an EXCESSIVELY VERTICAL CAVE. Perhaps you can somehow employ your new-found TREE POWERS here.
[QUOTE=Reecer6;5600669]>Foilage Fly across[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/IY6Sc.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/KSERo.png[/img]
This has proven to be a SIGNIFICANT INCONVENIENCE.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ff2pe.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/8He3Z.png[/img]
It also appears that a ROGUE SQUIGGLY PIECE has been waiting for the time to strike.
[QUOTE=Godbot;5601088]> Allow that white pixel to the right of the cloud to land 1 square up from your head and two to the right. Then, allow the rest of the cloud to land on top of it, creating two unbroken lines above your head, thereby making them disappear and giving you the headroom to crawl out.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Iurds.png[/img]
GLOBAL WARMING lowers the clouds to eliminate the two lines.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/c5tnB.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ov37o.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/k2UCd.png[/img]
You think it's pretty cool how GLOBAL WARMING is always looking out for you.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/hj8F7.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Godbot;5603313]> Take the red Tetris block. Equip to primary weapon slot.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Crazy-8;5604267]Chaos Dunk into that cave[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2pyJx.png[/img]
You equip the RED TETRIS BLOCK to your PRIMARY WEAPON SLOT. Sometimes you refer to this as GRABBING IT, but this is very informal and generally frowned upon.
You prepare to CHAOS DRUNK.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/UylTD.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/frDXI.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/FmzjX.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/6XIHr.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Uv3qL.gif[/img]
BWOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHH
[img]http://i.imgur.com/iS16h.png[/img]
You are now in the CAVE REMNANTS. The light of day shines in from the top. There also appears to be light to the EAST, and you think you can JUMP THE GAP to it. To the WEST, there is more darkness, and you're not sure how you could get up there.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/FEfgE.png[/img]
That CHAOS DUNK has given you an IMAGINATION STAT BOOST and a corresponding STAT BOOST BONUS REFILL.
However, you used some of your HUSSMASTERY to perform it, and your HUSSIEPOINTS have taken a hit as well.
Your STRENGTH attribute rises due to the exertion.
[QUOTE=Bamoehn;5611804][I]GO FURTHER DOWN AND DONT STOP[/I][/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/n7Fau.png[/img]
What, down to the GRUES? Can't screw with grues when you got an animation to deliver to your adoring fans.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ohHuq.gif[/img]
Look, you got them all excited. The GRUES, I mean, not the FANS.
[QUOTE=Ouroboros;5611911]> Grues: Be fans.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/KUSqU.png[/img]
You can tell by the nearby SHIPPING WALL that the GRUES are in fact your FANS.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/nXtqE.gif[/img]
Oh god...this is the best SHIPPING WALL you have ever laid eyes upon.
Don't cry, Hussie. You promised yourself you wouldn't cry.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/3LPZ6.gif[/img]
You CRY LIKE A BABBY.
[QUOTE=Doctor Bubbles;5614224]>go over to the dark side[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/adRn3.png[/img]
You use your TETRIS CUBE to get up to the DARK AREA. You'll pick it up later of course. You would never leave your precious.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/QceCW.png[/img]
The DARK AREA is DARK.
[QUOTE=Moldova in Eurovision 2011;5624786]Author: Find excuses to keep this adventure running after the 25th.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=distainfulCatalyst;5625012]Dive into the great unknown, hope there's something soft at the bottom.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7HpcR.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Nf5Jg.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/rrbQm.png[/img]
THE AUTHOR is a NINJA. A NINJA who has it covered.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/BrKqD.png[/img]
You figure that, this being the case, you might as well jump into the unknown.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Nk91b.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/AHyJj.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/rFZTS.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2yH6V.png[/img]
What do you do?
[QUOTE=Prof. Luigi;5634963][QUOTE=Lubiniki;5632721][QUOTE=Doctor Bubbles;5632646]>safely land on glowing orange floor[/QUOTE]
Seconding.
Also, this is an awesome adventure. *thumbs up*[/QUOTE]
thirded.
Either that, or: >Land in pool of orange juice with lights on the bottom.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/mq839.png[/img]
You land lackofneck-deep in the ORANGE JUICE, busting some of the LIGHTS at the bottom. To the RIGHT you hear a faint sound of METALLIC COLLISION.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Sgq5i.png[/img]
Your HUSSIE POINTS are FURTHER DEPLETED but this HILARIOUS RUSE arouses your IMAGINATION.
[QUOTE=Roselalonde;5635062]> Become OJ.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/eQcAE.png[/img]
You absorb some of the ORANGE juice and become ORANGE HUSSIE.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/cmIum.png[/img]
You can now CONTROL ORANGE JUICE. It is an OBSCURE but POTENTIALLY USEFUL ability.
[QUOTE=Brickman;5635160]Form remaining orange juice into a pair of wings.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Brickman;5635160]Form remaining orange juice into a pair of wings.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Wessolf27;5636118][QUOTE=Crazy-8;5635689][QUOTE=PaladinFoster;5635420]>Metalic Collision: Be Ryan North fighting his nemesis, Mecha Ryan North.[/QUOTE]
Andrew hussie: Recruit Ryan North to your cause[/QUOTE]
Hussie: Perform a team combo with North against Mecha North.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/rWpkR.png[/img]
You use some of the ORANGE JUICE to form yourself a PAIR OF WINGS.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/uLFzx.png[/img]
You also grab the remaining FUNCTIONAL LAMP BLOCKS.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/j1k6j.png[/img]
They fall into your relatively bare HUSSVENTORY.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LwxNe.gif[/img]
To the right, you encounter RYAN NORTH engaged in FISTICUFFS with his nemesis, ROBONORTH.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/N4wgw.png[/img]
Judging by their excellent FISTICUFFS POSTURE, SHIT has LONG GOTTEN REAL in this general area.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Gu2yj.png[/img]
You use your HUSSTALONS to pick up RYAN NORTH and send his foot flying into ROBONORTH'S EYE.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/aEka4.png[/img]
RYAN NORTH has joined your party!
[QUOTE=Doctor Bubbles;5636817]>request Ryan to absorb the lamp blocks in your inventory to become RYAN LAMP.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/HrP7W.png[/img]
You give RYAN NORTH some of the LAMP BLOCKS to fuel a TRANSFORMATION.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2OGGG.gif[/img]
RYAN NORTH has become NORTH(ERN) LIGHT.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/WSZHS.png[/img]
Now you'll never have to be scared of the dark ever again.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/S156b.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/k1EdC.png[/img]
RYAN NORTH'S WALLET has been added to your HUSSVENTORY.
[QUOTE=PaladinFoster;5640528]>Andrew: Carry North Light out of this cave with your wings, for great justice.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/vW7A5.gif[/img]
RYAN is quite HEAVY. This will be a FORMIDABLE ENDEAVOUR.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/xdaMo.png[/img]
You have RYAN pick up your TETRIS BLOCK in one of the QUESTIONABLE WAYS that people can pick things up in this world.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/V3tIH.gif[/img]
Moving on.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/vU6WJ.gif[/img]
Almost there.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/sGQVJ.png[/img]
There we go. What now?
[QUOTE=Wessolf27;5645063]Onwards to our left![/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/vfya5.png[/img]
You and NORTH(ERN) LIGHT proceed LEFT to encounter yet another WOODEN HUSSIE STATUE.
This can only be an indicator that you are approaching the FANCAMP.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/WDmRQ.png[/img]
At the top of the hill, you encounter an ASTOUNDINGLY DETAILED WOODEN DINOSAUR STATUE.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/uf70t.png[/img]
Your MOUNT is STUNNED.
[QUOTE=Prof. Luigi;5650485]clearly, the fans ahead are
A)High in creativity
B)Also love dinosaur comics along with MSPA.
Proceed with extreme caution.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/WY7zM.png[/img]
You head farther LEFT and come to a CLIFF. There you discover that your destination is not a mere FANCAMP...
[img]http://i.imgur.com/zfc3G.png[/img]
...but a FANTOPIA. Do you wish to PROCEED?
[QUOTE=Moldova in Eurovision 2011;5653034]> Do it, you pussy.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/rLn3F.png[/img]
You are aware of the consequences of the FANS finding you...but at the same time you feel an obligation to them. An obligation to get this DISC to a COMPUTER so they can all enjoy your AMAZING ANIMATION. Despite the generally MEDIEVAL APPEARANCE of the FANTOPIA you are certain that there must be a computer somewhere in there. How, otherwise, would they be able to read the MS PAINT ADVENTURES which they so adore? You must get to THE COMPUTER. You consider it your DUTY.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/6WidG.gif[/img]
RYAN and yourself begin to descend in a slow and awkward LINK-HOLDING-A-CHICKEN FASHION.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/zVXaF.gif[/img]
This gives you time to realize how big the world you are in truly is. And to formulate a PLAN.
Speaking of which, what is your PLAN?
[QUOTE=Oven;5655637]>Throw a fake disc into the crowd to distract them. The plan is foolproof.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Mxi6P.gif[/img]
You parachute a FALSE DISC made of ORANGE JUICE over to the nearest TOWER.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/RAQ03.png[/img]
A nearby FANGUARD takes note of the PARCEL.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7a92Y.png[/img]
He observes the ORANGE PARACHUTE on which it has arrived.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/c4vA6.png[/img]
He then looks for the SOURCE.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/llDoD.png[/img]
It appears to be a WINGED ORANGE FELLOW with a NON-WINGED GLOWING FELLOW hanging off of his foot.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/qbKlE.png[/img]
The FANGUARD squints a bit to IDENTIFY THESE TWO FELLOWS, as the SUNLIGHT is quite strong.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pK10u.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/mCPxe.gif[/img]
You should figure out a way to STOP HIM before he ALERTS THE OTHERS.
[QUOTE=Mibbs;5657739]Collect rainbow tears
Combat operandi: Huss diplomacy lvl 1[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2NmtP.png[/img]
You have plenty of ORANGE JUICE to spare for HUSS DIPLOMACY LVL 1.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/BAex3.gif[/img]
You send a barrage of TANGY GOODNESS FANGUARDWAY.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/hft7c.png[/img]
The FANGUARD is now DOWN FOR THE COUNT.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/OikfG.png[/img]
RYAN and yourself enter the TOWER, which appears to double as a STORAGE AREA for massive amounts of FANBREW. You suspect, however, that the COMPUTER is somewhere in the BASEMENT. You need to get down there, and in short notice.
[QUOTE=Dxpenguinman;5660086]> Descend[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Lr0Hw.png[/img]
RYAN appears to have an IDEA.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/sZdbK.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/96TlR.gif[/img]
For some reason, FANS are largely absent from the BASEMENT. This can only be due to an UNUSUAL CIRCUMSTANCE. You need not worry about the SICK FIRES that you have created in your landing, as the FANBREW will probably put them out.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/sZdzD.png[/img]
Just as thought, your find an ABNORMALLY LARGE COMPUTER in an ABNORMALLY LARGE COMPUTER ROOM to your LEFT.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/fLNbw.gif[/img]
You proceed to UPLOAD THE ANIMATION.
[QUOTE=tayjay101;5682321]Fans: Spot Hussie uploading the animation[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/CFqTg.gif[/img]
That what you would EXPECT to happen, but there appears to be an UNNATURAL DEARTH of FANS in this GENERAL AREA.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/RhCyX.gif[/img]
Returning to the TOWER BASEMENT, you feel a RUMBLING. It also appears that the FANBREW has failed to deter the SICK FIRES that you and Ryan had started earlier.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/6jvfb.gif[/img]
On closer inspection, one of the fires appears to be FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/B4cEU.gif[/img]
You are UNSURE in your willingness to commit to the extensive PAP and SHOOSHING that this would require.
[QUOTE=Mibbs;5687492]Northern Light: discuss philosophy with fire till it calms down[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/mKJ2G.gif[/img]
RYAN bro-baps you out of the way. Clearly, he has yet another PLAN.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/vMTn6.gif[/img]
He tells the fire of universes come and gone, and the relationship of all things within existence. He reveals a panoramic view of all that is real and unreal and makes clear the constant among everything ever perceived or thought by any conscious entity, a constant not to be described by words, or even by feelings, but rather by the experience of a billion billion lives compacted into one single sensation. Nothing more need be known than this constant to understand all that there ever was, is, or ever will be. The road to eternal happiness is clear, but likewise is the realization that you have always been at the end of it, as well as at the beginning of it and at every point in between; this realization is both the end of that path and the beginning.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/TvKE0.png[/img]
This stuns the fire. It seems to have forgotten, upon being created, a basic truth that it had known before its conception.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Qz6Ic.gif[/img]
Although the fire had previously seen itself as nothing more than a reaction of two things, it now realizes that it is an exchange of energy, of which all matter is composed at the basest level. To initialize this exchange, an input of energy is required, and this input allows the reaction to continue as long as there are resources to allow it to do so. How, one may ask, is this any different from the conception of any living things? Are biological beings not all moving and growing chemical Rube-Goldberg machines that will eventually go out, just like a fire? The fire is not only an interaction between entities, but an entity in and of itself.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/TvEaT.png[/img]
The fire has ascended to THINGHOOD.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Reh8I.gif[/img]
FIRE has joined your party.
[QUOTE=Godbot;5694407]> Fire: Burn up the fuel and oxygen fueling that fire in the way of your party members, extinguishing it.
> Alternatively, absorb the fire to grow stronger.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2fTSc.png[/img]
FIRE absorbs the surrounding flames and takes a tall and slender humanoid form.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Zd7Sl.png[/img]
It offers to take the TETRIS CUBE off of RYAN's hands for a little while.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/SqsKL.gif[/img]
But RYAN has grown rather protective of his PRECIOUS, and quite frankly does not like being literally OUTSHINED by such a newbie.
And, to be fair, he is the motherfucking NORTH(ERN) LIGHT.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/M2Blz.gif[/img]
You recognize the impending GLOW-OFF, and are not sure how to stop it.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/bKCpj.gif[/img]
Luckily, a few FANS burst through the window. They have adopted a strange PILING FORM, optimal for piles that DO NOT STOP FROM GETTING TALLER.
It kind of gives you the creeps.
[QUOTE=BallisetBallad;5703345]Oh my god, this is pretty much the best thing.
>NL and Fire: do the glowy thing[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/RgGkP.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/bgBQ3.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/XMh6P.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/SHUC2.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/EluU3.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/RzcyV.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/UAlB9.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/C3ZIb.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/U7Zem.png[/img]
With that, the fire was gone, the piling fans along with it. But you're not sure where. Or why.
[QUOTE=EnigmaticD;5706362]>Abscond from hence.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/TJu5j.png[/img]
You WOULD abscond, but there now appears to be a TIGER in the WINDOW.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/0PlzO.png[/img]
You and RYAN have trouble comprehending what exactly you are seeing.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7oft6.png[/img]
I mean, what...uh...what is...I mean, how is that even a thing...
That ain't right.
[QUOTE=Walliard;5709092]> Ponder the feasibility of getting tiger.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/1tkqf.gif[/img]
Oh no. No no no. It is much too fast.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7RezS.png[/img]
Look, it is already on Ryan's head. It wasn't even there in the last panel.
[QUOTE=Brickman;5710229]Spray orange juice at the tiger, which didn't even have the decency to be orange.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/KVtOQ.gif[/img]
You use your POWERS to summon a TORRENT OF ORANGE JUICE with which you bathe the TIGER.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/GIblz.png[/img]
ORANGE JUICE, as all know, is the choice beverage of tigers everywhere. It licks up the area around its mouth and you two are BROS from hereon after.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/U4NGm.gif[/img]
In fact, soon enough you are all sitting in the COMPUTER room sipping FANBREW and listening to the gentle pitter patter of rain overhead.
You're not quite sure why you started a campfire. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/JU5Tg.gif[/img]
You wonder where RYAN got that LUXURIOUS-ASS CHAIR.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/EZKuv.png[/img]
I mean, look at that. That is just MOTHERFUCKING FRIVOLOUS.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/O6piv.gif[/img]
Deciding to tell the tiger about your travels, RYAN takes out the piece of paper on which he has been recording the recent events. He is a WRITER, after all.
It has been CRUMPLED in the midst of the PURE ACTION, but remains LEGIBLE.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/S7Gwl.png[/img]
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Well, damn.
Shit! I still need to fulfill my commands
> Audience: Cease Amazement. Become Efficient Posters again.
that was pretty cool, lucky
[QUOTE=Apollo2947;33181557]> Audience: Cease Amazement. Become Efficient Posters again.[/QUOTE]
The audience fails to do so, and cannot be rendered appropriately! XP
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LAc7l.gif[/IMG]
... All seriousness, though, I wonder what'll happen next...
[QUOTE=Treevis121;33182273]The audience fails to do so, and cannot be rendered appropriately! XP
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LAc7l.gif[/IMG]
... All seriousness, though, I wonder what'll happen next...[/QUOTE]
I'll make an update that wont be nearly as cool as what Lucky just did, as soon as a get home from work
> Since you're in what seems to be a looping timeline, take the paper from RYAN NORTH so as to get back on track with the timeline
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