>eat yourself because you are now every delicious food ever made
[editline]8th January 2011[/editline]
ever
[QUOTE=MrOwn1;27295293]>eat yourself because you are now every delicious food ever made
[editline]8th January 2011[/editline]
ever[/QUOTE]
>>Puke because then you realize you are also all the shit in existence.
>>Your newly obtained omniscience allows you to see the truth...
>>...Nothing of your power must be allowed to exist
>>You choose to relinquish your powers to live the humble life of a space tiger selling his wares on the space train
>Say goodbye to yourself, for everything can't be everything while everything already is everything right next to everything, and go back to your own time/space continuum cylinder thing.
>go back to being a normal goddamn tiger
>Go back to your wife and kids, I'm sure they're missing you, I mean, Don't you want to see your kids again?
>You are perfect, therefore you must have the perfect trophy wife, therefore create Tigela Panderson.
> Retrieve wings from CAPTCHALOGUE deck
[QUOTE=lintz;27301085]>You are perfect, therefore you must have the perfect trophy wife, therefore create Tigela Panderson.[/QUOTE]
>Mate
>Recreate the whole world with your magical power
should have [B]rr[/B]err'd
> Become High Space Lord of all time
> Update firmware.
> Zoom out some more.
>combine into one being so you can be double of everything
Alright, so I just read this entire thread... And so far lucky's created an awesome moon tiger story, and then due to an interdimensional rift, created a completely parallel story and made the two intersect through his mad skillz. That was pretty amazing
[QUOTE=DanTehMan;27314961]Alright, so I just read this entire thread... And so far lucky's created an awesome moon tiger story, and then due to an interdimensional rift, created a completely parallel story and made the two intersect through his mad skillz. That was pretty amazing[/QUOTE]
No, it's the teal space tiger that slinged the purple tiger back in time turning it into the teal tiger itself.
It's meeting itself, and well, bro hugging your own self will obviously cause problems.
I agree that going back to being a normal Earthbound tiger would be nice, too much space tigering
[QUOTE=Lucinice;27313250]>combine into one being so you can be double of everything[/QUOTE]
>double negatives; revert back to a regular tiger
[QUOTE=Lucinice;27313250]>combine into one being so you can be double of everything[/QUOTE]
I was gonna say that exact same thing!
[editline]10th January 2011[/editline]
>Find nothing, make it something
> format c:
>Create the galaxy anew
In the beginning, you're a tiger.
>Form a new universe from combining your blood with the other everything-tiger's.
> Go to the loo, you haven't since you set out on this magical adventure.
[QUOTE=Super_Poo;27336060]> Go to the loo, you haven't since you set out on this magical adventure.[/QUOTE]
There's nowhere to [i]go[/i]. Well, I suppose you could form a universe out of it by [i]going[/i] into the nothingness, but that'd be a pretty crappy universe.
[sp]Pun fully intended there.[/sp]
>Notice you a twin, give him a hug too
>Fix the kid's Gameboy
>Challenge him to a battle
>go to a casino and... Actually, check on your kids on the moon
>Check on the wife & kids
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