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> Wake up on the moon- The Moon Indians poisoned you with a hallucinogen. (The moon Indian's blood was actually a hallucinogen?)

>Have a 2D adventure with each other

[QUOTE=Inacio;27351567]> And you are already spinning on the spacecampfire, soon to become a delicious meal.[/QUOTE] > Children and wife rescue you at the last minute.

Posers.

[QUOTE=Inacio;27361045]> And then you sneeze and explode the moon. Seems like it wasn't a dream after all?[/QUOTE] > We need to go deeper.

[QUOTE=DemonDog;27363246]> We need to go deeper.[/QUOTE] > Deeper than that.

> If you are everything, you are therefore gay, a pastrami sandwich, and the capital of Norway, among other (all) things. So go to Norway (yourself), and have high speed sex with a pastrami sandwich (yourself). Oh, and bring your friend (you).

[QUOTE=Farm;27364189]>Masturbate.[/QUOTE] Summed up your post.

>:smith: at the fact the majority of new posts are requests [editline]12th January 2011[/editline] Actually, all

[QUOTE=aliendrone123;27363370]> Deeper than that.[/QUOTE] >Wait!! You might go into limbo!!!

[QUOTE=for no reason;27373481]>Wait!! You might go into limbo!!![/QUOTE] You already own the universe, why not own the subconscious universe?

[quote=mindmuncher;27376974]you already own the universe, why not own the subconscious universe?[/quote] holy sh*t.

[QUOTE=for no reason;27377925]holy sh*t.[/QUOTE] I burst out laughing at this because i imagined a squeeky voice saying holy sh-bleep-t

>Give Lucky a vacation from thread.

Where are we... two everything tigers right? Does that count abstract things and concepts? also.. >Create an optical illusion. (I just want to see what this would look like) OR >Use your Epic math/sculpting skills to do stuff OR >Make it Happen (seems to be the theme) OR >All of the above.

Somebody do a fan timeline or something, I'm really busy this week.

I [i]might[/i] give it a shot.

[QUOTE=eXiv2;27394920]I [i]might[/i] give it a shot.[/QUOTE] If so, work from the timeline on page 10, it'll make your life a bit easier. It goes up to 'The Tiger has Landed'

I have hopefully fixed the problem due to Mizzys smarts All that has happened to our striped hero thus far [highlight][I]Massive page stretcher[/I][/highlight] [img]http://i.imgur.com/ZodPi.png[/img] [QUOTE=T00THBRUSH;26738964]>Jump.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/EiDlD.png[/img] [QUOTE=Binsky;26739275]>save wife and kids from space lions[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/BIBjH.png[/img] [QUOTE=daijitsu;26739716]>Start a Liger colony on the moon[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/4n7q9.png[/img] [QUOTE=Binsky;26740101]>instill a sense of manifest destiny in your children and then send the moon indians to far away camps thus making them walk several miles with pitiful living conditions[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/7cDo9.png[/img] [QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;26740398]>Hit the Indians with your sword.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/GG5pw.png[/img] [QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;26741173]> Ban the Indians from the moon as you are the admin of the moon[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Kf9AV.png[/img] [QUOTE=MrOwn1;26755657]>Retrieve Arms from Magic Moon Chest[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/H6WEy.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/EXZgo.png[/img] [QUOTE=pedroion;26759511]> Fool the indians by pretending you're an unicorn[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/8SIVF.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/8HxsS.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/qImT1.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/j3uNI.png[/img] [QUOTE=No Party Hats;26760805]> Make Rainbow Shards rain on the indians.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/RlWT4.png[/img] [QUOTE=NiceHotCupOfBro;26761394]> Eat the Indians' hearts to gain their powers. Their delicious powers.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/sQM11.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/nRlML.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/ZLmdl.png[/img] [QUOTE=Magick;26767368]>Fly into a black hole. Come out in an alternate dimension.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/f1Bbf.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Ahkwn.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/XagWM.png[/img] [QUOTE=scotland1;26788138]> Eat the delicious purple potato[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/QJbQj.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/vXuRo.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/O8RKm.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/JSTOy.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/JBg4b.png[/img] [QUOTE=WastedJamacan;26792459]> Mass*10^100[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;26792563]>tap dance[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/5nQsG.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/ILkFi.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/CI9dx.png[/img] [QUOTE=DeanWinchester;26812082]> You have created a crack in the space-time cylinder, attempt to close it with duct tape, handle with care.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/ZEMku.png[/img] [QUOTE=No Party Hats;26829484]> Try to jump the gap between the 2 strips of space. According to the drawing, it's a pit on his left, which in theory he could just fly around. Go hug Alternate Tiger.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/zF4fx.png[/img] [QUOTE=Lazore;26858167]> Write Santa Claus a letter with the things that you wish for christmas.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/smoGF.png[/img] [QUOTE=daijitsu;26865959]> Acquire santa's list and [i]destroy naughty children's houses with coal-based artillery[/i] > Reward nice children with cupcake-based artillery[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/c2raa.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/bTHZv.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/OxCqm.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/DHZOA.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/ZG7oX.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/3fEJj.png[/img] [QUOTE=Elements;26974139]>Go sit on the other side of the Earth, to make it even[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/6pQUc.png[/img] [QUOTE=bravojr;26998277]>Now, Add 2+2[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/HOGKL.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/qBIGd.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/X5dSg.png[/img] [QUOTE=Mystery Penguin;27011224]>Decide to pass your techniques on to an apprentice[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/omUa8.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/VWeqz.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/1Hfss.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/gPq05.png[/img] [QUOTE=BurntSquirrelMan;27]>Be totally awesome.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/QSNyY.png[/img] [QUOTE=Armanky;27]> Dream of mauling zebras.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/B1D1U.png[/img] [QUOTE=Fusion the Cat;27]>Dance.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Fr695.png[/img] [QUOTE=ekalmid;27]>Go find another tiger. Maybe an orange one.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/IcaIx.png[/img] [QUOTE=Varkarrus;27]>Find an oddly philosophical 6 year old boy with messy hair and short pants that reach his feet. And eat him.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/OGGpU.png[/img] [QUOTE=MayorSillyBiscuits;27]>Jump into mirror enter alternate universe[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/TYSUC.png[/img] [QUOTE=freeformschooler;27]>Fondly regard new universe.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/xQnEo.png[/img] [QUOTE=Armanky;27]> Jump over the moon![/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/hsW1C.png[/img] [QUOTE=MayorSillyBiscuits;27]>Devour Norway[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/C0WLh.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/wZiqd.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/jjdQq.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/I2CaL.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/5AXY6.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/tyaLQ.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/5DQKS.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/OOhRo.png[/img]

[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;27398272]Gotta post the images elsewhere 96 images and the max is 65 What shall we do??????[/QUOTE] Two separate posts. I'll do whatever is missed in the first one :)

[QUOTE=MayorSillyBiscuits;27]>fire laser[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/8jT2v.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/wM6L8.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/UKjrP.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/GQQEc.png[/img] [QUOTE=TheEmptypot;27]>Try to fix the spacetime cylinder with tape.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/TuWHq.png[/img] [QUOTE=MayorSillyBiscuits;27]>Summon tapelord von hilderbelt[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Z3MkX.png[/img] [QUOTE=Mirdini;27]> Enter the crack, leaving spacetime behind.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/dWPfg.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/TUdu9.png[/img] [QUOTE=Filio;27]> Retrieve jolly hat from feline double.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=MayorSillyBiscuits;27]>Clearly there is another godly tiger Commune with the tiger[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/q0CXe.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/q3D6h.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/iuXkq.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/AzX0u.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/BYBn1.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/2oo4r.png [/img] [QUOTE=Zombii;27077395]>Give the other tiger a brohug.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/QS6X7.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/CNKFx.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/91TlI.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/S7URO.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/nCEMe.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/EseTz.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/WSf3J.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/xv5On.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/GLVUJ.png[/img] [QUOTE=DeanWinchester;27181880]> Catch missingno. Fuck da universe.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Satansick;27171595]> Next[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/TTjMn.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/ZX7Ha.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/N8Jp0.png[/img] [QUOTE=Kirad;27272503]>err[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/qHBkC.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Momau.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Ppzs1.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/5wCGB.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/hv2j3.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9dbrW.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/DbHWZ.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/YIn7A.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/A5UKO.png[/img] [editline]14th January 2011[/editline] Here's the text file for easy access [url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7473344/You%20are%20a%20tiger%21.txt[/url]

> Instead of wasting your precious tiger time theorizing on how you are both everything, elect instead to play a long game of Monopoly. You are a little tophat.

>Have the two of you start a Dungeons and Dragons game.

I love my new avatar.

I love Mystery Penguin's new avatar

It would look better if it were flipped to face his post. edit: Now I love Mystery Penguin's new avatar.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;27413883]It would look better if it were flipped to face his post.[/QUOTE] done

>Since we are everything, what else is there?

[QUOTE=for no reason;27414122]>Since we are everything, what else is there?[/QUOTE] Monopoly.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;27415648]Monopoly.[/QUOTE] Oh my god I didn't get it til this post. Play monopoly since the point of the game is to own everything, and you are everything already.