>Play monopoly till bored. Then check on your family. By now they should own a very lucrative moon-indian casino monopoly.
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;27416425]Oh my god I didn't get it til this post. Play monopoly since the point of the game is to own everything, and you are everything already.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Mystery Penguin;27414080]done[/QUOTE]
Amazing avatar :golfclap:
>you them decide to try and find a third tiger. After all, there's bound to be another if you look hard enough.
>if no such third tiger exists, do another tap dance
Lol, I JUST realized the kid was in the tigers left eye, never saw him there before...
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;27412275]> Instead of wasting your precious tiger time theorizing on how you are both everything, elect instead to play a long game of Monopoly. You are a little tophat.[/QUOTE]
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> throw the dice
> Buy a hotel on the second blue galaxy
>Steal some hotel pieces while the other tiger isn't looking.
> Pass Go and get $200
>Stop this tomfoolery at once! There are brohugs to be had!
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Or, >You kinda left the other tiger hanging. Give him that much deserved brohug.
[QUOTE=Kirad;27481284]>Stop this tomfoolery at once! There are brohugs to be had!
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Or, >You kinda left the other tiger hanging. Give him that much deserved brohug.[/QUOTE]
They already brohugged once and it didn't have pleasant results. Let's stick to playing monopoly.
> Form a temporary alliance with your tiger opponent in order to advance both of your Monopoly-related agendas. Then, when he least expects it, buy up all the railroads and the boardwalk and bankrupt him with stiff fees! There's no such thing as good or evil, there's only business. And baby, business is boomin!
>Buy Old Kent Road
>Consume the board in a fit of rage.
>go back and visit your family of space tigers, you haven't seen them in a long time and your kids miss you
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;27482099]> Form a temporary alliance with your tiger opponent in order to advance both of your Monopoly-related agendas. Then, when he least expects it, buy up all the railroads and the boardwalk and bankrupt him with stiff fees! There's no such thing as good or evil, there's only business. And baby, business is boomin![/QUOTE]
This.
[QUOTE=FFStudios;27484762]>go back and visit your family of space tigers, you haven't seen them in a long time and your kids miss you[/QUOTE]
Um, they kinda do see you... Your "everything".
>Get tired of being an Everything-Tiger, and become a different everything-animal.
>Go to jail.
> Every time you want to buy a lot, settle who gets it by playing a game of Risk.
[QUOTE=Dclone2;27490157]> Every time you want to buy a lot, settle who gets it by playing a game of Risk.[/QUOTE]
This. But the playing board is a map of norway (that planet/country you ate) instead of the map of Earth.
lol incredible
Just read the whole thing. holy fuck this is amazing.
>give the other tiger that brohug, he obviously is disappointed about you leaving him hanging.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;27490863][QUOTE=Dclone2;27490157]> Every time you want to buy a lot, settle who gets it by playing a game of Risk.[/QUOTE]
This. But the playing board is a map of norway (that planet/country you ate) instead of the map of Earth.[/QUOTE]
This.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;27489451]>Get tired of being an Everything-Tiger, and become a different everything-animal.[/QUOTE]
Does top hat count as an animal?
>Celebrate for 100th panel
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;27482099]> Form a temporary alliance with your tiger opponent in order to advance both of your Monopoly-related agendas. Then, when he least expects it, buy up all the railroads and the boardwalk and bankrupt him with stiff fees! There's no such thing as good or evil, there's only business. And baby, business is boomin![/QUOTE]
You've completely forgotten park place, that's integral to any proper monopolization.
what if you go to jail?
>Manipulate the dice so you land on Andromeda. Buy it.
>Cough up that eight-sided die you ate when you were an Earthling tiger playing DnD and cheat with it.
>Land on and buy Pluto Avenue.
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