[QUOTE=lucky;27825311][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/2nw9A.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
As funny as this is, is this really the update?
>Move into the space between spaces.
>Move one space to the space directly across the board from you. Only one move and it's not backwards :buddy:
>Go to boardwalk.
[quote=Omegle Session]You: YOU WAKE UP IN AN UNFAMILIAR FOREST. What do you do?
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: YOU ASK WHAT AIR IS
You: THE TREES ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH THOROUGH INSIGHT.
Stranger: do they now?
You: (yes)
Stranger: U MUST B A DRUID
Stranger: U TALK TO TREES
You: THROUGH TALKING WITH TREES, YOU ASSUME THAT YOU MUST BE A DRUID.
Stranger: SI
You: What will you do next?
Stranger: um
Stranger: idk
Stranger: EMINEM SHUT UP & DRINK IT
You: You tell a non-existant EMINEM to SHUT UP & DRINK IT.
You: ALL OF THE SUDDEN a MAGICAL GATE appears.
You: YOU HAVE SAID THE MAGIC WORDS TO OPEN SAID GATE.
You: Congrats.
You: Will you go in the gate?
Stranger: hmmm. SNORLAX GOOO
You: You remember that you also have a few POKEMON on you and release your snorlax.
You: TO your loss, he is released OVER the gate and FALLS and CRUSHES it.
You: You have no way to enter the magical land that might have been in that gate.
Stranger: but what u don't kno is
Stranger: i'm Kurtis
Stranger: and i just re-wound me mistake
Stranger: my*
Stranger: i would like to pass through the gate now
You: You remember that you have TIME POWERS.
You: YOU rewind your mistake and decide to PASS THROUGH THE GATE
You: On the other side there is
You: A
You: MAGICAL
You: forest.
You: HOWEVER
You: This is a FAMILIAR forest, that you KNOW STUFF ABOUT.
Stranger: is it the forest where all the holiday trees are located?
Stranger: CAN I GO TO HALLOWEEN TOWN?
You: what do you know about the forest?
You: YOU GO TO HALLOWEEN TOWN since you KNOW IT EXISTS HERE.
Stranger: WHOOT
You: However, it has been destroyed. It's burning reckage leaves you distraught. What will you do?
Stranger: first i'll probably cry
You: You CRY
Stranger: and then try and destroy oogie boogie since he and lock, shock, & barrel prob did it
You: You go and try to find Oogie Boogie and his accomplises, but where will you start looking?
You: (accomplices)
You: *
Stranger: *shrugs* outside of town i guess. i don't even kno what i would do if i found them
Stranger: just scream and b like LDFSOIFJSLFJALJDKA
You: You walk outside of the once wonderfully creepy town to find the evil ones.
You: You also scream
You: Your MAGNIFICENT SCREAM alerts a nearby SUPER TIGER.
You: What will you do?
Stranger: um- um
Stranger: start singing that song from the hangover
You: You start singing the song from the HANGOVER. This IMPRESES the SUPER TIGER and he instantly becomes your ETERNAL COMPANION.
You: Impresses*
Stranger: i shall name him Tyson
You: SORRY. You cannot name him as his name is already MEGATON TIGER.
Stranger: megaton? does he have an eating disorder?
You: No, he has AMAZING ABILITIES THAT CAN BEND SPACE AND TIME.
The one with the eating disorder is his paradox self.
Stranger: HE SHOULD MAKE A BLACK WHOLE WITHIN OOGIE BOOGIE SO HE IMPODES IN HIMSELF
You: LUCKILY Oogie Boogie walks right in front of you. He makes a BLACK HOLE, causing Oogie Boogie to implode.
You: However, the black hole becomes too strong and consumes all of halloween town. MEGATON TIGER saves you from the monstrous monstrosity.
You: What will you do now?
Stranger: cry some more
Stranger: and um
Stranger: REWIND TIME AGAIN
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: idk
Stranger: how the efff do i stop oogie boogie
You: You used your TIME abilities once already.
You: Everything is now gone.
You: You cry like a sissy baby.
You: What next?
Stranger: megaton tiger can bend time & space
Stranger: MAKE HIM REWIND IT
You: He cannot rewind a PARADOX of epic proportions.
Stranger: well then we're fucked
Stranger: no more halloween
Stranger: and the spirits will take over the physical world
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUU
You: What will you do?
Stranger: maybe go into Christmas town
Stranger: Santa might b able to grant me one wish
Stranger: idk
You: You go to Christmas Town in search for Santa.
To no avail, santa has been BRUTALY MURDERED.
Stranger: WHO WOULD KILL SANTA?
You: YOU DON'T KNOW, but you can tell it wasn't Oogie Boogie.
You: WAIT
You: THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE CORNER
You: It's YOU.
You: YOUR PARADOX SELF
You: YOU KILLED SANTA
Stranger: I
Stranger: KILLED
Stranger: SANTA?!
You: When MEGATON TIGER created the SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE, your PARADOX SELF escaped into your world.
You: However, he was jumped into a previous timeline. Around the same time YOU WOKE UP IN THE UNFAMILIAR FOREST.
You: IF you hadn't had Oogie Boogie imploded, CHRISTMAS AND HALLOWEEN wouldn't have been ruined forever.
You: What will you do next?
Stranger: but wait
Stranger: why did paradox me kill santa?
You: Because he is EVIL. Duh.
You: Do you wish to continue?
Stranger: is there ANY hope in saving these precious holidays?
You: You don't think so.
Stranger: SO MUCH FOR MY HAPPY ENDING
You: Do you wish to continue?
Stranger: sure
You: What will you do?
Stranger: um. uh. um
Stranger: PAIN
Stranger: PANIC*
Stranger: AT
Stranger: THE DISCO
You: You panic because there is an odly placed DISCO near you.
However, you stop PANICING in order to think of a way to SAVE YOUR PRECIOUS HOLLIDAYS.
You: What will you do?
Stranger: wake up possibly?
Stranger: is this all just a dream?
Stranger: a crazy mixed up dream
Stranger: ?
You: You kill yourself in order to wake up from this awful nightmare. You saw you can do this in a recent movie about DREAMS.
You: You successfully wake up
You: IN AN UNFAMILIAR FOREST.
You: Congratulations you've won the game.
Stranger: that 'twas the craziest fucking dream ever man
Stranger: or game
Stranger: rather
Stranger: same thing
You: You won the game because you have been THE MOST INTERESTING player yet.
You: Everyone else didn't have as nearly awesome a session as you did.
Stranger: I AM AWESOME
You: And yes, I've only played this game on omegle
Stranger: THIS WAS AWESOME
Stranger: U ARE AWESOME
You: THANK YOU
You: Bye[/quote]
Best chat ever.
Guys, I gotta get the other tiger up to speed.
wait what
[QUOTE=lucky;27908758]Guys, I gotta get the other tiger up to speed.[/QUOTE]
>Give the tiger some speed so he can get up to speed.
[QUOTE=MrOwn1;27909066]>Give the tiger some speed so he can get up to speed.[/QUOTE]
>And a fast car so he can speed while using speed to get up to speed.
> Give the other tiger a War Tuk Tuk with an Ex-Vietcong Driver.
>Speed the tiger, make it hapen.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;27910351]>And a fast car so he can speed while using speed to get up to speed.[/QUOTE]
Yo dawg...
The tigers always look sad
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;27910351]>And a fast car so he can speed while using speed to get up to speed.[/QUOTE]
>Then smile
> give the other tiger some 'speed'
> Give the other tiger go-faster stripes, thereby increasing his speed by +5 points.
>Say hi your best freind the doctor. He deals in all sorts of speed. Let your tiger friedn choose.
>the other you want your wife to blow the dice once more. It occurs to you that there are 2 of you and only 1 wife.
>The other tiger rolls the dice and it lands on a slightly bulged side of the dice. It says -39, making him go 39 spaces backwards, landing him on community chest!
>other tiger inserts coin, rolls an infinity - 4* , (*but only at 6:43am on tuesdays, otherwise look in a thesaurus.)
[QUOTE=for no reason;27940858]>other tiger inserts coin, rolls an infinity - 4* , (*but only at 6:43am on tuesdays, otherwise look in a thesaurus.)[/QUOTE]
You forgot that the roll only counts when the roller is blindfolded and deaf.
[QUOTE=Denmen707;27956458]You forgot that the roll only counts when the roller is blindfolded and deaf.[/QUOTE]
that may be, but what you're forgetting is that is that if neither player is blindfolded or deaf, then a random 4-digit prime number must be chosen at random by a non-biased third party by the end of the next equinox*
*if no such number is comprehendable, judge using the positioning of the sun in relativity to the nearest pair of conjoined planets
> Decide that the best course of action would be restart the game.
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;27983611]It was good while it lasted[/QUOTE]
He should re-do the spider email thing for his college tuition, but with tigers.
Yeesh, ye of little faith. It takes a while to do this kind of thing and life gets hectic. Cut him slack. He'll be back.
RIP
"You are a tiger."
Dec 2010 - Jan 2011
Just read through this thread
First thing to make me laugh in a long while
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;27984329]RIP
"You are a tiger."
Dec 2010 - Jan 2011[/QUOTE]
Guys, we've been over this already.
This thread wont die. Lucky/shenanigansen'll be back.
So just keep it alive 'till then.
(plus, its february)
Praise Shenanigansen.
(Totally not referring to Dead Space 2)
[img] http://filesmelt.com/dl/tiger.jpg[/img]
fanart
drawing with a mouse is a bitch
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