This thread is amazing.
>Fly into a black hole. Come out in an alternate dimension.
[QUOTE=MrOwn1;26767334]>Become Tiger Lord of all Space and Time[/QUOTE]
Dude, it's way too early for that, cmon.
> Meet Carl Sagan
[QUOTE=lucky;26767408]Dude, it's way too early for that, cmon.[/QUOTE]
Ok, ok.
>Become Tiger [I]Prince[/I] of just Space and not Time
and then >Go on quest to conquer Time
[QUOTE=MrOwn1;26767799]Ok, ok.
>Become Tiger [I]Prince[/I] of just Space and not Time
and then >Go on quest to conquer Time[/QUOTE]
Shouldn't you start smaller and just > become the "Tiger DUKE of Galaxies"
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;26767820]Shouldn't you start smaller and just > become the "Tiger DUKE of Galaxies"[/QUOTE]
Or maybe >Become Marquis of Mars?
or >become Nobleman of Neptune?
Maybe even >Patrician of Pluto?
[QUOTE=MrOwn1;26767847]Or maybe >Become Marquis of Mars?[/QUOTE]
Or even > The Tzar of Terra?
>Don't shit your pants
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;26767863]Or even > The Tzar of Terra?[/QUOTE]
>Dictator of Dwarf Planets?
Nah, those are for pussies.
How about we settle on > Monarch of Matter
BASTARD! You tricked me into using my 666th post on this!
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;26767988]How about we settle on > Monarch of Matter[/QUOTE]
I think >Aristocrat of Astronomical Objects would be best.
> Fly to Mars and investigate the tale of the mystical catfish.
> Travel to Facepunch and gather a following
oh wait
> Check how many RENEGADE POINTS you need until EYE LASERS are unlocked.
-snip-
> Make a thread on Facepunch
> Create a portal to OIFY. Learn its wonders and use it against the enemy!
> Go back and find family you abandoned on moon.
> alpacas!
> Crash into earth, unleash apocalypse
> Turn back around silly tiger; you left the wife and kids on the moon. You're not the type of tiger to leave your liger family are you?
Have you forgotten about SPACE TIGER HONOUR!!!!!... I thought not.
> Ban the dead Indians before they respawn.
> Did someone mention alpacas? I think you should breed some alpacas.
[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;26775740]> Did someone mention alpacas? I think you should breed some alpacas.[/QUOTE]
Or breed WITH alpacas to please furries.
[QUOTE=joes33431;26776706]Or breed WITH alpacas to please furries.[/QUOTE]
No :colbert:
Do you make comics for a living?
I have a feeling he's shenanigansen
>Do what you want 'cause a tiger is free, you are a tiger.
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;26778751]I have a feeling he's shenanigansen[/QUOTE]
Dear god I hope you're joking. If you aren't, prepare for clocks.
>type kill in the developers console
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