• You are a tiger.
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[QUOTE=Keyblockor;29078000]Punch the ground again.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/kLUJb.png[/img] You once again take a swing at the dirt directly below you. [img]http://i.imgur.com/puqVX.png[/img] Your astounding wealth of resources becomes yet more astounding.
Punch the ground until you hit bedrock then laugh as helpless chickens fall down and die
Make a underground hut.
Dammit Lucky it's like you're avoiding the main Tiger story now
[QUOTE=dgg;29078008]Make a hut.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/lVRvS.png[/img] You imagine your fantasy hut. [img]http://i.imgur.com/AjoRe.png[/img] Sadly, you lack the resources to build it. [QUOTE=d00msdaydan;29078254]Dammit Lucky it's like you're avoiding the main Tiger story now[/QUOTE] I'm not avoiding it, I literally cannot draw it. My tablet pen broke, and I ordered a new one.
>Acquire said resources by punching the ground
>hug a creeper
>Muster a chicken army
[QUOTE=d00msdaydan;29078295]>Acquire said resources by punching the ground[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/xSrnC.png[/img] You obliterate that hillock that used to be there. [img]http://i.imgur.com/6Ghal.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/nv8md.png[/img] Your fantasy hut has become reality. You are so proud. [img]http://i.imgur.com/jeLG8.png[/img]
Punch every tree in sight.
[QUOTE=Bl1tzX;29078933]Punch every tree in sight.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/wBEkJ.png[/img] You try to get to the other trees, but you're having trouble getting around your hut.
Go inside your hut and make a doorway out to the other side.
Change the colors of your clothes. [editline]9th April 2011[/editline] To nothing [editline]9th April 2011[/editline] By which I mean strip yourself
Urinate on your hut
Dig a deep hole, then make a stairway up to the ground which continues up as a stairway to heaven.
[QUOTE=Bl1tzX;29079239]Go inside your hut and make a doorway out to the other side.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/kDpy5.png[/img] By some miracle of stupid, this has reached dilemma status. [img]http://i.imgur.com/TQnJG.png[/img] At least you'll always have your dirt.
Punch the dirt up to 3 blocks underneath the tree and observe what happens from a distance.
stack dirt and climb over tree
>make a chimney
> Hit the dirt infront of you, and make a mine.
>turn wood into planks, then make a crafting table.
>Go exploring to the west
>Make wood armor
Make dirt armour. I'm a genius
> It will be night soon. Find some coal.
[QUOTE=Achamoth;29083676]>turn wood into planks, then make a crafting table.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/VhowZ.png[/img] You turn all your wood into planks. [img]http://i.imgur.com/rX9X8.png[/img] Huzzah! All great adventures start with a crafting table. [img]http://i.imgur.com/XmqLS.png[/img] You plonk the crafting table right down here, at the same time creating a window. [QUOTE=Sl344;29086638]>Make wood armor[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/IIPk6.png[/img] A wooden vest is made. [img]http://i.imgur.com/6sdxG.png[/img] You don that shit right up. It's a bit in contrast with your pants, but you'll take care of that later. [img]http://i.imgur.com/grchC.png[/img] Sadly, you're all out of wood planks.
> punch the ground many times to gather dirt. create an effigy of a tiger you vaguely remember from one of your past lives.
Why haven't you been hired yet, the quality of your work is rediculous
[QUOTE=fritter22;29090636]> punch the ground many times to gather dirt. create an effigy of a tiger you vaguely remember from one of your past lives.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/deMLI.png[/img] You start punching the dirt - oh, it seems you've found a cave. It extends in both directions, but it's too dark to see very far. [img]http://i.imgur.com/B0zMC.png[/img] [QUOTE=leach139;29090784]Why haven't you been hired yet, the quality of your work is rediculous[/QUOTE] Made my day. Btw, who donated $5 recently? Initials MM.
> go left
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