• You are a tiger.
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> Carl: Bluff, badly.
> Carl: Activate emergency procedure eleven. The first ten involve working lighters and obviously that isn't happening.
> Carl: Create additional modifications for clawgun, making the clawgunmacerocketaxepeelerspadezooka!
>Carl, call the indians for help. Together you can defeat the communist tyrant tiger.
>shoot the damn thing!
>Become carl again and activate self destruct mode, destroying half the universe and half of each tiger.
>fire at will
[QUOTE=for no reason;29767515]>fire at will[/QUOTE] who's will?
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;29767547]who's will?[/QUOTE] No, will. [img]http://mrsgrapevine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/will-smith.jpg[/img]
>take a stroll through time to appear in paintings throughout history, such as the mona lisa
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[QUOTE=lucky;29745325][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/MBtYW.png[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/I9MwO.png[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/H6PiE.png[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/tTNHz.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] But you forgot that the sock has -1 attack.
[QUOTE=dill6869;29785254]But you forgot that the sock has -1 attack.[/QUOTE] That is obviously why it is lacking it's tactical head scalper. Did you even read the manual for it?
Sorry I must of overlooked that ignore and continue
=======> [editline]13th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=1chains1;29788426]That is obviously why it is lacking it's tactical head scalper. Did you even read the manual for it?[/QUOTE] didn't you hear Those manuals were for the 2010 model, they all have to be recalled to get the 2011 model setup
>cut to a meanwhile at the moon with the indians, featuring campfire gathering
>read the manual on how to use the sock weapon
Jesus Christ, I just found this thread and started reading it. Now I've just checked my clock and realised I have spent several hours going through every post of a thread. This is amazing.
> wave your sock weapon menacingly. Force carl to become one with you.
> Don a snazzy black and white suit with some nice shades and call everyone Mr. Anderson
[QUOTE=dill6869;29785254]But you forgot that the sock has -1 attack.[/QUOTE] But, the Tiger's claw is more powerful than the sock, hence the -1 attack. I do believe his claw has a rapid fire rocket launcher attachment. And christ, this thread is upping my activity.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/qoMlK.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/AZxwG.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/2sodv.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/LexU5.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/uPVLl.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/s97Xx.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/fy1C0.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/rzQsU.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Cy3eH.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/hhXEX.png[/img]
Amazing.
[QUOTE=ZenX2;29807488]Amazing.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/unbenannt-17nrx.png[/IMG] Amazing!
Absolutely amazing. If this ever does end, I demand it in comic form. Like those old goosebumps choose-your-adventure books, but in comic form.
[QUOTE=lucky;29806689][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/LexU5.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I love this face.
>Examine damage done to the space time cylinder
>put on toasty sock
[QUOTE=Smasher 006;29818038]>Examine damage done to the space time cylinder[/QUOTE] fly out of the hole to meet the space time aliens, and since youre leaving 3d space you can travel through time and then [QUOTE=Bletotum;29771908]>take a stroll through time to appear in paintings throughout history, such as the mona lisa[/QUOTE]
Good thing it had -1 attack. I wouldn't want to imagine what irreparable damage it would have caused were it a fully powered sock.
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