• You are a tiger.
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>Possess carpet.
>the muther fucking haunting begins!... Wait, where's Carl's mustache?
>start a warm sock corporation in tokyo
>dump box of pickle pops on space-time mechanics head from behind >post results on reddit >instant E-Celeb status >Use ad revenue and sponsorships to buy a new prosthetic mustache
>enter the crack in such a way that you travel back in time to when you were not dead. try to stop the tiger from killing you
>Play endless amounts of pranks on the engineer just like Nanna Sprite, ones involving pies being flung into faces.
>Scare Obama
[QUOTE=Dragoshi1;30223273]>Possess him and wreck the crack even further[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/T9jNp.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Zg54p.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/7KCVh.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/wuuzW.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/NXB9H.gif[/img]
> But where did the rug go? > What rug?
>Find the Tiger.
>Find and Ride the Tiger
since you're at the edge of a time crack, go in and attempt to stop the tiger from being born using the stapler
>Space-Time Engineer: Resist
> Ride the tiger [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ee6mu9gqaw[/media]
>Now everyone boogie down
>Buy a new one.
>Go back in time to save the tiger from a carl sent back into the past.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMUEfdo5Wac[/media] Thread music.
[QUOTE=Big Orca;30288726][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMUEfdo5Wac[/media] Thread music.[/QUOTE] Entertaining, but I don't think it fits at all haha.
[QUOTE=Biscuit-Boy;30289334]Entertaining, but I don't think it fits at all haha.[/QUOTE] The message is that the tiger is one badass motherfucker who just doesn't give a fuck. And [B]YOU ARE THAT TIGER.[/B]
[QUOTE=Big Orca;30289720]The message is that the tiger is one badass motherfucker who just doesn't give a fuck. And [B]YOU ARE THAT TIGER.[/B][/QUOTE] *sniffle*... Inspi-- *sniffle*--rational! *tear*
[QUOTE=Big Orca;30288726][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMUEfdo5Wac[/media] Thread music.[/QUOTE] Thread music is def tiger rider.
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;30264543]>Space-Time Engineer: Resist[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/ayClv.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Zy5P7.png[/img]
[QUOTE=lucky;30296705][img]http://i.imgur.com/ayClv.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Zy5P7.png[/img][/QUOTE] The damage done to space-time has obviously warped reality into a fantasy-adventure movie. He needs to put things right. >Go on a completely arbitrary quest to save the kingdom from whatever ails it in order to fix space-time.
>Abscond
>Steal the Magical Intelligence-Giving Top-Hat.
>Summon Tiger Steed and ride off into the distance for Excalibur to seal the space time crack.
>make a comic that actually does something to the 'plot' here
>Strife!
> Call The Doctor and his TARDIS. He will fix everything for you.
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