>Reach the top, because you're not only a liger, you're the son of both of everything.
> Look for your file on the tiger.
>See what it says about facepunch
>See what it says about Garry and his secrets, tasty tasty secrets.
>Tiger: Do the windy thing
That the best you got?
>To infinity, and beyond!
>Climb up high enough to meet your brother.
>Liger#2: Crash into extremely tall filing cabinent
> Look up "Space-Time for Dummies"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/VQyNm.png[/img]
> introduce a new character, while not lookin'
> introduce a new TIGER, while not lookin'
> Just don't look
>Install High Tech Security Cameras so you can see while you're not looking
>Look
>Go into the nearest file, change first letter to A.
>Leave file and be on top.
>Do a super cool basejump into the earth's core.
> Drop a penny
>find classified documents and send them to wikiLeaks
>Browse Ebay for a stuffed tiger to guard while you're not looking
>fall off CIFS to your inevitable doom
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;30590489]>fall off CIFS to your inevitable doom[/QUOTE]
> Then be saved by Liger #2
[QUOTE=for no reason;30576691]>Liger#2: Crash into extremely tall filing cabinent[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/PSb17.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/eaY6r.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/vDqGj.png[/img]
>Physics: enter a tong chucking competition
>Use tongs to create a flinging apparatus
>Use Einstein's E=MC² to turn into pure energy and thusly control everything as a God.
Wait no, uh I mean...
>Purchase and wear a fashionable fedora.
>save Liger #1
>disregard all future posts containing anything along the lines of "become god" "transcend reality/physics" or "rehash old plot twists in an unimaginative way"
> Save the cabinet!
[img]http://i.imgur.com/nVPFE.gif[/img]
Well you're finding it a bit hard to do anything with this gorgeous pair of tongs sticking through the screen.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/F5LmU.gif[/img]
Oh god they are so beautiful...
[img]http://i.imgur.com/wb6LI.gif[/img]
Get a hold of yourself now...you're tearing up...
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Btw, I was going to give up on this when the second dA person showed up, but you guys renewed my faith a bit.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MhjAr.png[/img]
[url]http://potluckcomics.com/how-i-perceive-hackers/[/url]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/xoVnj.png[/img]
Thanks in advance, and thank you to all who already did.
>Attempt to remove the tongs that are sticking through the screen and wield them as a weapon in Craft.
>Strike the tongs with your pickaxe.
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