• You are a tiger.
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> Finish him off with the [del]cane[/del] teacup.
>just then...a lone tiger flies over your head
>Perform CPR.
>apologize by offering him a job as your slave.
> just before you go and get motherfucking civilised up in this bis nasty, make sure he's actually conscious
> Increase thickness and bushiness of mustache tenfold.
>guilt trip people who didn't vote for you for the potluck contest
Give him a dollar bill~ then take it back.
[QUOTE=The-Spy;31105603]Give him a dollar bill~ then take it back.[/QUOTE] >then give him a 100 yen bill, since you remembered you are still in Japan
no only one thing can fix that poor man's day a lifetime pass to the warm sock co.
>sneeze
> lay down next to him and whisper sweet nothings into his good ear.
>Threaten litigation against copycat threads
[QUOTE=Elizer;31155217]>Threaten litigation against copy[b]cat[/b] threads[/QUOTE]
>Jesus christ stop with the goddamn sidestories and just show us tigers holy shit.
It's the longest intermission ever and it will end eventually, but I hope something will come of it But for now... > Hit the poor man with your CANE
[QUOTE=koekje4life V2;31160922]>Jesus christ stop with the goddamn sidestories and just show us tigers holy shit.[/QUOTE] ...calm down sir
>Kill Justin Bieber
[QUOTE=fritter22;31162673]...calm down sir[/QUOTE] NO I NEED MY TIGER FIX
Just read 59 pages, that was worth it.
>go foward in time to when a civilarzation has discovered how to harness the power of sun and stone to calculate infinity... so I guess you should go so far foward that you go back in time to mayan times. From there, turn their power against them by slowly working your way up the royal hierarchy until you are Chief President mayan of the world. Oncer there, you discover that this simply is not your cup of tea (destroying civilarzations that is) and resign all power to your adoptive twin brother Hanz, who will carry out your plans, which you have both recently forgotten about. From this point on, you have a epic brainhurricaning (a step or two above brainstorming) session. You soon come to the conclusion that therre was no plan to begin with, as you are both fairly certain that a plan as complicated as this one would have failed by now. Hanz then takes a vacation to moon india where he meets a very beautiful moon indian named Carlita. They have a son, and name it after her. You however, choose a different path in life, as you arent getting any younger. At first, you think your life's calling is to open a factory, but this quickly boars you (get it?!) and you sell it you some guy wishing to start a company called 'Nike?' ...wierd name. You furthermore get slightly more aged, and later start an orphanage... [i]...for Tigers.[/i]
>Commence update.
[QUOTE=for no reason;31172073]>go foward in time to when a civilarzation has discovered how to harness the power of sun and stone to calculate infinity... so I guess you should go so far foward that you go back in time to mayan times. From there, turn their power against them by slowly working your way up the royal hierarchy until you are Chief President mayan of the world. Oncer there, you discover that this simply is not your cup of tea (destroying civilarzations that is) and resign all power to your adoptive twin brother Hanz, who will carry out your plans, which you have both recently forgotten about. From this point on, you have a epic brainhurricaning (a step or two above brainstorming) session. You soon come to the conclusion that therre was no plan to begin with, as you are both fairly certain that a plan as complicated as this one would have failed by now. Hanz then takes a vacation to moon india where he meets a very beautiful moon indian named Carlita. They have a son, and name it after her. You however, choose a different path in life, as you arent getting any younger. At first, you think your life's calling is to open a factory, but this quickly boars you (get it?!) and you sell it you some guy wishing to start a company called 'Nike?' ...wierd name. You furthermore get slightly more aged, and later start an orphanage... [i]...for Tigers.[/i][/QUOTE] So inspiring...
[QUOTE=space1;31177509]So inspiring...[/QUOTE] Thanks, I think this should happen
[QUOTE=for no reason;31178432]Thanks, I think this should happen[/QUOTE] Even if he doesn't go through all of that in a comic, I think he should at least make an update with the results of this adventure.
[QUOTE=Biscuit-Boy;31180900]Even if he doesn't go through all of that in a comic, I think he should at least make an update with the results of this adventure.[/QUOTE] If he doesn't, someone should. If he does, this'll be the 3rd time he's validated my existence through this thread. (the only other time being the time he told me he liked my crappy deviantArt stuff)
Gog dammit lucky, we need an update
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;31181519]Gog dammit lucky, we need an update[/QUOTE] Wait a bit, he takes longer now-a-days. Is this comic like what at least a year old? I cant remember. EDIT: Almost a year, a few months its in december....
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