The epicness that has just been bestowed upon me. Thank you ;_;
Words... they can't do justice to what I just saw.
[b][i]FULL CIRCLE![/b][/i]
If I had an image of Jake The Dog looking excited, I'd post it, but I don't and I might also get banned for image macro if I did.
The SBHJ reference was legendary, and the WOW boar leveling joke was great as well.
im confused is this the craft guy or the japanese toasty sock guy
Shit that was epic. That was so worth the wait. Love these stories that can change at any second.
Good work.
Holy fuck! He actually did all that?! Thanks Lucky!
Holy fuck! Did I just reset the story?! (prologue time!)
>show us what happened to toasty sock man while this whole awesome comic was going on
[QUOTE=Biscuit-Boy;31206455]>show us what happened to toasty sock man while this whole awesome comic was going on[/QUOTE]
on it, bro
[editline]19th July 2011[/editline]
>Toasty sock man lived in fear of unconscious stangers for the rest of his li- next three days, until later on he was declared publicly insane for doing crazy things... you fill in the blank. Years later in his life, he was given Tasty, toasty sock (not shock) therapy, y'know, by being visited by the talking obliterated sock that we all know and love and were saved by and whatnot. Days later the sock and the sock guy formed the worlds greatest mathcore/blues/mellow-indie rock band. And just like any other animated band, they played music, as well as solving mysteries.
(that good Biscuit-Boy?)
[QUOTE=for no reason;31206683]on it, bro
[editline]19th July 2011[/editline]
>Toasty sock man lived in fear of unconscious stangers for the rest of his li- next three days, until later on he was declared publicly insane for doing crazy things... you fill in the blank. Years later in his life, he was given Tasty, toasty sock (not shock) therapy, y'know, by being visited by the talking obliterated sock that we all know and love and were saved by. Days later the sock and the sock guy formed the worlds greatest mathcore/blues/mellow-indie rock bend. And just like any other animated rock band, they played music, as well as solving mysteries.
(that good Biscuit-Boy?)[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that sounds about right haha.
Should I keep going?
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Just one getout doesn't do it.
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But that was was truly epic.
anybody else have a request that I can elaborate into an epic story?
These events seemed to have caused a paradoxical loop in the space time continuum
[editline]19th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;31204684]im confused is this the craft guy or the japanese toasty sock guy[/QUOTE]
It's craft guy
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;31209028]These events seemed to have caused a paradoxical loop in the space time continuum[/QUOTE]
Kinda what I was going for
The Alpha timeline does not allow this
The only logical explanation is that this is not in fact the Alpha timeline
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;31210548]The Alpha timeline does not allow this
The only logical explanation is that this is not in fact the Alpha timeline[/QUOTE]
wait, how?
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;31210548]The Alpha timeline does not allow this
The only logical explanation is that this is not in fact the Alpha timeline[/QUOTE]
who said this was the Alpha timeline?
who said there [b]was[/b] an Alpha timeline?
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;31215881]who said this was the Alpha timeline?
who said there [b]was[/b] an Alpha timeline?[/QUOTE]
:psyduck:
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;31215881]who said this was the Alpha timeline?
who said there [b]was[/b] an Alpha timeline?[/QUOTE]
Welp, there goes my entire idea of what the fuck was going on.
Personally, I think it's a bunch of spacetime continuums colliding onto one single universe/spacetime container. Think of the broken spacetime container as a box with really low pressure, and everything outside of it high pressure. When the container broke, everything rushed in and all hell broke loose, resulting the the intertwinement of Carl, Craft, the two Tigers, the lion wife and the two ligers, and the japanese guy. The Craft guy then (unknowingly) goes to reassure the birth of the main tiger, Carl is nowhere to be found, and the japanese guy goes off and starts a business for manly men (suits, monocles, etc.) because of a vision he had when he was down, which will eventually indeed result in the birth of the lion wife. This is just the beginning, because everything has to intertwine with each other otherwise it never would have happened in the first place. This thesis comes to the conclusion that there are still characters left to be introduced.
If(You = right){Mind == Blown};
system end;
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;31217031]If(You == right){Mind = Blown};
system end;[/QUOTE]
use the right syntax jeez
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;31217473]use the right syntax jeez[/QUOTE]
It's been a while since I last practiced C so 8luh 8luh
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;31216696]Personally, I think it's a bunch of spacetime continuums colliding onto one single universe/spacetime container. Think of the broken spacetime container as a box with really low pressure, and everything outside of it high pressure. When the container broke, everything rushed in and all hell broke loose, resulting the the intertwinement of Carl, Craft, the two Tigers, the lion wife and the two ligers, and the japanese guy. The Craft guy then (unknowingly) goes to reassure the birth of the main tiger, Carl is nowhere to be found, and the japanese guy goes off and starts a business for manly men (suits, monocles, etc.) because of a vision he had when he was down, which will eventually indeed result in the birth of the lion wife. This is just the beginning, because everything has to intertwine with each other otherwise it never would have happened in the first place. This thesis comes to the conclusion that there are still characters left to be introduced.[/QUOTE]
Japanese guy results in the introduction of the lion wife, eh? Let me see what I can do about that.
[editline]19th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=previously]>Toasty sock man lived in fear of unconscious stangers for the rest of his li- next three days, until later on he was declared publicly insane for doing crazy things... you fill in the blank. Years later in his life, he was given Tasty, toasty sock (not shock) therapy, y'know, by being visited by the talking obliterated sock that we all know and love and were saved by and whatnot. Days later the sock and the sock guy formed the worlds greatest mathcore/blues/mellow-indie rock band. And just like any other animated band, they played music, as well as solving mysteries.
[/QUOTE]
>Japanese guy wakes up in a daze after several months of touring with the toasty sock from the future/past in their band. He looks around and finds he is stranded in a giant stretch of [b]seemingly[/b] un-detailed land. Upon further inspection, he notices a blank piece of paper. Upon even further inspection, he realizes the paper is indeed [u]not[/u] blank. His eyes have failed him again, but he shall punish them later. He immediately reads the paper
"1/2-off your next payment Mr. For No Reason."
Who is this For No Reason man? Why is he getting half off? How did the Japanese Man read perfect English?
These questions quickly hunger you(japanese guy), and by the look of the Sun's position in relevancy to the nearest pair of conjoined planets- it is indeed epic lunch time! You fly to the nearest boarmeat-burger joint on your invisible jet pack in hopes of beating the rush. On the way, you notice a guy with an incredible beard. Imediately after, you notice his fantastic manly men business suit. It has everything: Monocles, zippers, bells, whistles- everything. You're jealous of it, and immediately seek to make your own, better one. Upon tayloring your suit, you notice you have quite the knack for this.
Maybe you could sell these?
That's just what you do, and you make a decent portion of millions. Feeling like the moderately rich guy you are, you decide decide to go on a safari hunt! Cave Johnson would be proud of you.
Soon after your arrival, you and your men start [b][u]owning[/u][/b] those lions, like fucking war were declared. That is until you come across a cowering lioness cub. You feel sympathetic towards this cub, and proceed to take it home. Years pass, and you start to have big ideas for this Lioness; so you train it to breathe in space- and thus, the Space Lions Program was born.
And this, kids, is theory in application.
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