>Have sexual intercourse with a planet, make planet babies. Sell planet babies. Profit. Repeat as many times as needed.
>We're going to have to amputate
>Give yourself a bath by licking yourself
Try searching for life on (ur)anus
> [b]lucky[/b] never leave me [del]again[/del] oh god I've missed you oh man oh jeez
I'm so happy I clicked on this thread. :smile:
[QUOTE=0frost;26855299]I'm so happy I clicked on this thread. :smile:[/QUOTE]
Aren't we all?
This is the best thread ever.
what power does the potato hold?
>Defeat the Queen of England in hand to hand combat.
>Go to North Korea
> Use potato powers to count to 20 :v:
> you haven't eaten since the adventure started, find some space deer
Employ the skills of a Robot Meat Grinder Tyrannosaurus to help close the rip.
>order pizza, find a female space tiger, marry, have three kids, get a divorce, and live with your cousin, Steve the rich-ass mountain lion.
Potato to count
>Go to Earth and assassinate Tony the Tiger, then replace him on the cover of Frosted Flakes
>make the potato count
> get a show on the Discovery channel
[editline]21st December 2010[/editline]
> host of the show is Steve Irwin
>Spin really, really, really fast in the very center of the universe.
In theory, this should cause the space-time-continuum cylinder to twist in on itself, creating a point in time where the whole of reality is forced into an infinitely small reference point.
I dont care what he does, it will still be amazing
>go to earth and kill Dragon
>Make an apple pie from scratch
>Knit yourself a Christmas Jumper.
> Write Santa Claus a letter with the things that you wish for christmas.
>encounter the best friend of potatoe who is up for revenge: ultra asparagus
>switch to green tiger
>paint self purple
>You begin to feel lonely.
op i love you
Fuck this, you're going back to earth to become a journalist.
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