>Use the fairy's bottled up rage as a weapon against the FINAL BOSS
Combine great fairy with wrenches to make EPIC WRENCH FAIRY.
Jeez, I take a 12 hour road trip to michigan from maryland for six days, and all this happens?
>Confront the final boss, use cheat codes
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;31421862]>Pretend to be the FINAL BOSS' long lost friend in order to get close to him - then poison his wine[/QUOTE]
this.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;31432201]Bring the Great Fairy to the Final Boss as a gift.[/QUOTE]
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> Leave the final boss and his mulitple pointy-titted fairies to their business and continue up the stairs behind you with torch in hand
> Stab the fairy and dance for the Boss
> Show the final boss you guys gotz eachothers backs and you down for da hood and share with him a mad set of miracles and catnip... you're sure turtles love catnip, 100% sure. You're sure of it
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And maybe make out a little
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;31421862]>Pretend to be the FINAL BOSS' long lost friend in order to get close to him - then poison his wine[/QUOTE]
>execute this magnificent plan
> Have sex with the FINAL BOSS' mum.
> Throw something at the boss and run away like a little girl.
>Abscond for now; Your wrench-sword is not powerful enough! You now have two options to defeat the Grand Turtle Duke of Killingtonshire Castle. One Option is to combine your fairy with your wrench-sword to create the wench-sword;Capable to distract the GTDOKTSC with it's pointy tits, and relatively powerful. The other option is to search the castle farther. Legends tell that Killingtonshire Castle has a weapon that has taken on desperate prince wwizards and giant beasts alike: The Lesbian Vampire's Chainsaw of Copious Amounts Of Murder. Combine this with your wrench/wench sword and you will have the Chainsword Of Romance(And Blood) This will make you irresistable to women, become glow in the dark, and pretty much make you invincible (But you will need liquids of various colors to survive though. Purple is said to be the best.)
>Leap forward and rub the Final Boss's chin, it's his weakness.
All those fairies are dead maybe he's just mad because of that and needs another one
>Give the fairy to the final boss
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;31465564]>Leap forward and rub the Final Boss's chin, it's his weakness.[/QUOTE]
No, It's the back of his knee!
>Backtrack and divide mass by 7 and plug in the time space equation to fashion a teleportation device and teleport to the mysterious land of Darillia to retrieve the turtle pleasing device from King Theodore "Deadeye" Spacey.
>Strife
>make the fairy do the fighting for you with the wrench
>say 'hey' to the turtle then become best friends forever
>The final boss is a giant turtle. Clearly enlist the help of a slightly less giant, somewhat overweight plumber.
