The Masturbation Thread - General

Hello, my name is fish puncher and I masturbate

[QUOTE=fish puncher;36308816]Hello, my name is fish puncher and I masturbate[/QUOTE] hi fish puncher

How many of you also have one of [I]these[/I] bad boys? [IMG]http://popmycherryreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dragon-tonque-500x410.png[/IMG]

Uh let's see that looks like a dragon tongue, medium, 5...ah shit I mean what the hell is that thing?!

[QUOTE=No_Excuses;36319472]Uh let's see that looks like a dragon tongue, medium, 5...ah shit I mean what the hell is that thing?![/QUOTE] I think it's an octopus tentacle or something.

[QUOTE=fish puncher;36308816]Hello, my name is fish puncher and I masturbate[/QUOTE] Hi, fish puncher (said in a monotonous, apathetic fashion)

Since facepunch was offline yesterday I spent the whole day fapping. Worth it. [QUOTE=Crimptor;36296787]Has anyone here tried the technique with the cup and the sponges? How is it?[/QUOTE] Not deep enough.

[QUOTE=Scarabix;36321505]Since facepunch was offline yesterday I spent the whole day fapping. Worth it. Not deep enough.[/QUOTE] get a smaller penis

[QUOTE=ShitStopper;36318954]How many of you also have one of [I]these[/I] bad boys? [IMG]http://popmycherryreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dragon-tonque-500x410.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] None, I swear

[QUOTE=ShitStopper;36318954]How many of you also have one of [I]these[/I] bad boys? [IMG]http://popmycherryreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dragon-tonque-500x410.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Japanese rape simulator.

[QUOTE=CrispexOps;36322016]Japanese rape simulator.[/QUOTE] Its only good if it has functional suction cups on one side. For realistic octopus rape.

[QUOTE=Mind Infection;36322302]Its only good if it has functional suction cups on one side.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure that would like, tear your ass out

[QUOTE=fish puncher;36308816]Hello, my name is fish puncher and I masturbate[/QUOTE] who doesn;t?

[QUOTE=Scarabix;36321505]Not deep enough.[/QUOTE] Cut a hole in the bottom? Biggest mug i own isnt even the size of mine, i cant imagine trying to actually give it action [img]http://oi49.tinypic.com/2iay3j8.jpg[/img]

Is it normal to fap every day?

[QUOTE=digigamer17;36328615]Is it normal to fap every day?[/QUOTE] More normal then you could ever imagine.

[QUOTE=NOD Engineer;36328906]More normal then you could ever imagine.[/QUOTE] Then here's me wondering where the border between "normal" and "not normal" is. Like, fapping daily is normal. But how often a day is "unnormal"?

[QUOTE=DatWut?;36329918]Then here's me wondering where the border between "normal" and "not normal" is. Like, fapping daily is normal. But how often a day is "unnormal"?[/QUOTE] I would say more than 5 times a day every day

More than once.

[QUOTE=CHARL;36327262]Cut a hole in the bottom? Biggest mug i own isnt even the size of mine, i cant imagine trying to actually give it action [img]http://oi49.tinypic.com/2iay3j8.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] And you find a sponge/glove that big, where?

[QUOTE=DatWut?;36329918]Then here's me wondering where the border between "normal" and "not normal" is. Like, fapping daily is normal. But how often a day is "unnormal"?[/QUOTE] fap as much as you want but with big breacks

one time i masturbated to a naked lady

[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;36331199]one time i masturbated to a naked lady[/QUOTE] I think there's something wrong with you

[QUOTE=fish puncher;36331204]I think there's something wrong with you[/QUOTE] She was probably asleep.

[QUOTE=fish puncher;36331204]I think there's something wrong with you[/QUOTE] hilarious

Do you guys ever like get bored of fapping?

what an epic word, fap

hehe i touched my dick today,

My balls ich.

I was listening to Dead By April and fapping to some hentai, and while I was fapping I looked at my media player on my other monitor (well, it's my TV. I use it to put my media player on) and I came while doing that so did I just fap to Dead By April?