The Masturbation Thread - General

[QUOTE=Chris220;36388807]Hm... that sounds pretty nasty from my point of view. Even so, it might be worth saying that it's really making you feel uncomfortable and you would like them to stop doing it. Worst that can happen is they'll completely disregard your feelings, at which point you can pull out the 'why don't you care about how I feel?' card.[/QUOTE] I would, but the last time I talked to them they started threatening to uninstall the door, I figure one more discussion and they actually will.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36391926]I would, but the last time I talked to them they started threatening to uninstall the door, I figure one more discussion and they actually will.[/QUOTE] What the fuck is wrong with your parents.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36391926]I would, but the last time I talked to them they started threatening to uninstall the door, I figure one more discussion and they actually will.[/QUOTE] Jesus and I thought my parents were assholes.

[QUOTE=Cpl.Shepherd;36351597]I love my family, but nobody respects privacy in this fucking house. If I lock the door to the bathroom while I'm showering and trying to get down to business, they just use the key and just walk in and do whatever in there. Fuck, it's been almost a week since I last jerked it so I'm getting pretty moody.[/QUOTE] i'd take the key and go to the bathroom to fap and laugh at your parents because they have no key

Maybe if they walk onto you fapping without porn, you just give them a blank stare, and they'll never dare to walk in ever again?

Let's take a break from such a heavy topic shall we...? [video=youtube;epUk3T2Kfno]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno[/video] A happy video, unless you're going to wank to otters.. :suicide:

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36391926]I would, but the last time I talked to them they started threatening to uninstall the door, I figure one more discussion and they actually will.[/QUOTE] Jesus, there's something wrong with your parents... How old are you (just out of interest, you don't have to answer if you don't want to :P) How long until you could potentially move out and get your own place?

is there is time where u feel like a masturbator machine?

One time I did it twice a day, so in that case, yeah.

Two whole times? Put that thing away before you hurt someone!

[QUOTE=_Axel;36400199]One time I did it twice a day, so in that case, yeah.[/QUOTE] I do it about 3 times a day. And my... "record" was like 7 times.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;36401860]I do it about 3 times a day. And my... "record" was like 7 times.[/QUOTE] What the fuck.

Thank fuck mom hasn't discovered me wanking... Yet.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;36401860]I do it about 3 times a day. And my... "record" was like 7 times.[/QUOTE] I think my 'record' is 2

I think mine is thrice in a day. That or once the night before and then two the next day. I don't know I don't keep track of these things! :c

[QUOTE=Deathhunter;36396952]A happy video, unless you're going to wank to otters.. :suicide:[/QUOTE] Shit, why not? Let's [i]do[/i] this...

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36391926]I would, but the last time I talked to them they started threatening to uninstall the door, I figure one more discussion and they actually will.[/QUOTE] megalolwut. Isn't that a bit extreme? :v:

My door is kind of disconnected from the top hinge so that it's a pain in the ass to close it and open it. It's perfect for fapping because no-one can storm in. I can do the most dangerous shit without a worry in the world.

I live in my basement and have my own computer, I don't have to worry about anything...except for super slow internet.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36391926]I would, but the last time I talked to them they started threatening to uninstall the door, I figure one more discussion and they actually will.[/QUOTE] fap in front of them. fap [I]onto[/I] them. finish while looking into their eyes.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;36401860]I do it about 3 times a day. And my... "record" was like 7 times.[/QUOTE] Three? Jeeze man, mines about once every two days or so.

I hate it when you have persistent cum that won't flush down the toilet and sticks onto the damn bottom of the bowl, shit is annoying as fuck. Its even worse when you have to roll up some tissue paper and wipe it down so it'll flush down the toilet properly. Maybe that only happens to me, I don't really know.

Just release into toilet paper/tissue in the first place?

I tried smelling my cum it smelled salty.

Is masturbation a sin? religion flamewar go

I'm pretty sure in religion it's seen as a way too see if your downstairs is still working.

[QUOTE=Scarabix;36257689]Fapping is way too easy. I want some challenge for once.[/QUOTE] Try giving yourself a footjob.

Facepunch: the only place when you can brag about sucking your own dick.

[QUOTE=calle7112;36430443]Footjobs are easy and a wonderful thing.[/QUOTE] How the fuck do you get your feet like that?

[QUOTE=calle7112;36430443]Footjobs are easy and a wonderful thing. And so is sucking your own cock, feels nice.[/QUOTE] How is it even possible. Either one. My body does not bend like that.