How...vocal are you guys when fapping?
I've found that it sort of increases the pleasure.
[QUOTE=starpoo90;36434985]How...vocal are you guys when fapping?
I've found that it sort of increases the pleasure.[/QUOTE]
0 dB.
There's pretty much always someone else in the house, and they [I]would[/I] hear me, no question about it.
[QUOTE=starpoo90;36434985]How...vocal are you guys when fapping?
I've found that it sort of increases the pleasure.[/QUOTE]
I make no sound whatsoever. Even if there's nobody else in the house.
Silent until I forget my volume isn't muted then pretend it was me screaming "fuck" and not some broad getting her pipes cleaned.
considering I have a low sperm count, guess how much I masturbate.
It isn't the Mountain Dew either.
[editline]22nd June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=DatWut?;36401860]I do it about 3 times a day.
And my... "record" was like 7 times.[/QUOTE]
Pshh. 4 times a day.
10 is my record.
All dry, no lube.
Sandpaper.
[editline]22nd June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ultimate7MK;36207471][URL="http://audioboo.fm/boos/415953-don-t-ever-get-romantically-involved-with-plants"]If anyone is interested where he found this.[/URL][/QUOTE]
I fapped and laughed to this at the same time.
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;36438088]considering I have a low sperm count, guess how much I masturbate.
It isn't the Mountain Dew either.
[editline]22nd June 2012[/editline]
Pshh. 4 times a day.
10 is my record.
All dry, no lube.
Sandpaper.
[editline]22nd June 2012[/editline]
I fapped and laughed to this at the same time.[/QUOTE]
So you have a low sperm count yet compulsively masturbate? That's...great?
[QUOTE=shian;36426446]I tried smelling my cum
it smelled salty.[/QUOTE]
You can bet your ass it tastes salty, too.
my guilty pleasure is playing sex flash games. Like this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggr7_AvbHzo[/media]
Alright, I acquired two latex gloves. What kind of kinky stuff could I do with them?
Mould it to a rubber vagina
[QUOTE=Maximo13;36439600]Alright, I acquired two latex gloves. What kind of kinky stuff could I do with them?[/QUOTE]
Give yourself a good old fashioned double fisting.
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;36439008]So you have a low sperm count yet compulsively masturbate? That's...great?[/QUOTE]
masturbation increases spermcount
I don't think sperm count would influence semen...payload... It's kind of like a density, isn't it?
[QUOTE=starpoo90;36445198]I don't think sperm count would influence semen...payload... It's kind of like a density, isn't it?[/QUOTE]
trust me, it's the payload. No mess for me.
Hey guys
Is it viable to masturbate with a banana peel?
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;36452158]Hey guys
Is it viable to masturbate with a banana peel?[/QUOTE]
You can masturbate with anything you want, man. I personally use razor blades.
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;36452587]You can masturbate with anything you want, man. I personally use razor blades.[/QUOTE]
Really? I've been using sandpaper the entire time and I felt like I was missing out on something. What brand of razors do you recommend? Should I use shaving cream or not?
Don't use shaving cream, use aftershave
Go upwards. Then diagonal.
[QUOTE=ZenX2;36452929]Don't use shaving cream, use aftershave[/QUOTE]
Which brand?
There are days when I will do it upwards of 7-8 times, but those are really rare, by that point my mind is usually fried from pleasure, and there's literally almost no semen is coming out.
[QUOTE=ZenX2;36452929]Don't use shaving cream, use aftershave[/QUOTE]
I prefer bengay myself.
whenever the hell I want. Sometimes I'll whack my man meat on a daily basis, if not more. Other times, i'll honestly forget and just not jerk off for a week.
We've got just as many gaybows as the gay chat thread! Good job guys! Keep up the good work!
Hm, guess I never rated OP gaybow. Now we have more!
I, too, was amazed by this.
masturbation is good for the soul
What no photos of men here... doing it?
[QUOTE=Bengram;36468161]What no photos of men here... doing it?[/QUOTE]
What are you? Gay?
Sometimes I notice I've gone days without having some fun. Then I get excited to do it, and forget to do it for a few more days.
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