Hey guys, an update, we now have 28 gaybows, four more than the gaychat.
~Congrats~ :haw:
Me so horny if I don't fap for a week
Holy crap I just had the scare of my life!
My mother came home after doing some shopping downtown and among other things she slapped a bottle of gel lubricant on the table and said: "This is to make IT a bit easier" with a subtle grin that said "you know what I mean" on her face.
Turns out what she meant by "it" was just the emptying of our dogs anal glands.
Talk about a sigh of relief!
[QUOTE=-Jansse-;36480813]Holy crap I just had the scare of my life!
My mother came home after doing some shopping downtown and among other things she slapped a bottle of gel lubricant on the table and said: "This is to make IT a bit easier" with a subtle grin that said "you know what I mean" on her face.
Turns out what she meant by "it" was just the [b]emptying of our dogs anal glands.[/b]
Talk about a sigh of relief![/QUOTE]
That doesn't sound much better
It is great to chat about masturbation with a bunch of other tossers.
thats what the thread is for mate
Aaah, the internet. Where I can talk about masturbating with other people and still feel kind of weird about it
Seeing this thread made me wonder.. I've never been able to understand how people jerk it into socks. The inside of a sock is kinda rough, and my feet go in there so I don't like having my cock rubbing around in (be it a clean or unclean sock) foot juice. I mean sure I'll spoot into one to destroy the evidence but I won't actually JERK myself with one, ouch!
Everyone should do Kegels, they are amazing
[QUOTE=-Jansse-;36480813]Holy crap I just had the scare of my life!
My mother came home after doing some shopping downtown and among other things she slapped a bottle of gel lubricant on the table and said: "This is to make IT a bit easier" with a subtle grin that said "you know what I mean" on her face.
Turns out what she meant by "it" was just the emptying of our dogs anal glands.
Talk about a sigh of relief![/QUOTE]
Honestly, that seems weirder than what you thought it was.
[editline]25th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;36438088]
Pshh. 4 times a day.
10 is my record.
[/QUOTE]
And I used to think [i]I[/i] had no self control.
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;36438088]considering I have a low sperm count, guess how much I masturbate.
It isn't the Mountain Dew either.
[editline]22nd June 2012[/editline]
Pshh. 4 times a day.
10 is my record.
All dry, no lube.
Sandpaper.
[editline]22nd June 2012[/editline]
I fapped and laughed to this at the same time.[/QUOTE]
"4 times a day"
you're hardly gonna get any pleasure out of that when you climax
it's meant to be done every few several days, or once a week in my opinion; once you wait that long, you can actually feel an orgasm work itself through your little johnson and burst out
god dude if you hold it off for over an week then it's an magical experience once you finally do it
How do I get cumshot
You aim at your face
Vacuum cleaners are great for masturbating with. All you do is place the suction thingy on your penis and turn the vacuum cleaner on and off. Keep repeating the process until you come.
This way it feels like someone is giving you a blowjob!
[QUOTE=Qubik;36495228]Vacuum cleaners are great for masturbating with. All you do is place the suction thingy on your penis and turn the vacuum cleaner on and off. Keep repeating the process until you come.
This way it feels like someone is giving you a blowjob![/QUOTE]
Seems legit.
what does a blowjob feels like
Like a vacuum cleaner.
[QUOTE=Lord_Schrotty;36495562]Like a vacuum cleaner.[/QUOTE]
Did you try both?
[QUOTE=shian;36495554]what does a blowjob feels like[/QUOTE]
Nothing special.
then a deepthroat?
[QUOTE=shian;36499276]then a deepthroat?[/QUOTE]
take a banana
ram it in your mouth
But it won't taste as good as cock
[QUOTE=Qubik;36495228]Vacuum cleaners are great for masturbating with. All you do is place the suction thingy on your penis and turn the vacuum cleaner on and off. Keep repeating the process until you come.
This way it feels like someone is giving you a blowjob![/QUOTE]
oh god my sides
[QUOTE=shian;36495554]what does a blowjob feels like[/QUOTE]
Like someone putting your penis in their mouth. It's exactly like masturbating, except it's warm and it's a few inches from someones teeth.
[QUOTE=Rebi;36508028]Like someone putting your penis in their mouth. It's exactly like masturbating, except it's warm and it's a few inches from someones teeth.[/QUOTE]
Either you are insanely good at masturbating or you've been having some shitty blowjobs :v:
Well, the tongue is pretty much the hand, no?
[QUOTE=starpoo90;36508696]Well, the tongue is pretty much the hand, no?[/QUOTE]
You've got some fucked up hands
Snake people
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;36510297]Any way to make it feel more realistic besides going out and buying a fleshlight or something?[/QUOTE]
Buy a girl?
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;36510297]Any way to make it feel more realistic besides going out and buying a fleshlight or something?[/QUOTE]
Get someone to fuck with, best solution.
I'm that kid who died after masturbating 42 times in one day
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