[QUOTE=Sjokoladeplate;36512334]Do any of you get that aching in your urethra if you masturbate more than [B]12 times a day[/B]?[/QUOTE]
what why
[QUOTE=Lord_Schrotty;36495562]Like a vacuum cleaner.[/QUOTE]
The suction will be too powerful and will damage the blood vessels in your penis.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;36499867]take a banana
ram it in your mouth[/QUOTE]
Like this
[img]http://i.toobnetwork.com/viraltoob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/11m9a1l.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=OwnedByTheDog;36515235]The suction will be too powerful and will damage the blood vessels in your penis.[/QUOTE]
No it won't! Have you even tried? It's an amazing sensation!
[QUOTE=Qubik;36515701]No it won't! Have you even tried? It's an amazing sensation![/QUOTE]
I just tried and my dick is now in the vacuum
[editline]27th June 2012[/editline]
so much blood
[editline]27th June 2012[/editline]
is this supposed to feel good? im all lighheadeded
The more blood the better.
[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;36515917]I just tried and my dick is now in the vacuum
[editline]27th June 2012[/editline]
so much blood
[editline]27th June 2012[/editline]
is this supposed to feel good? im all lighheadeded[/QUOTE]
That just means it's working
I'm actualy masturbating right now. No....wait, i stopped just now to type this.
[QUOTE=TheNorseAnglo;36521198]I'm actualy masturbating right now. No....wait, i stopped just now to type this.[/QUOTE]
I always do it while in skype
I just saw my male cat blowing himself.
Just wanted to mention it.
[QUOTE=kaukassus;36521655]I always do it while in skype[/QUOTE]
I think its better if I don't call you again.
i can't stand those masturbators on chatroulette and omegle
[QUOTE=Ermac20;36522735]i can't stand those masturbators on chatroulette and omegle[/QUOTE]
Are they using vacuum cleaners?
[QUOTE=Mind Infection;36510017]You've got some fucked up hands[/QUOTE]
Think about it, y--the girl (in your case) is stimulating the penis with her tongue. Much like the hand stimulates your penis while you masturbate.
[QUOTE=GreenBH;35979646]Seeing as how far someone went to post a GIF of a girl licking another's pussy while she was taking a shower, why not have this thread? :D
[I]"Masturbation refers to the sexual stimulation of a person's genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed manually, by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods. Masturbation is a common form of autoeroticism, providing sexual pleasure or orgasm in the absence of a partner. The act, when performed with a partner, is called mutual masturbation and is sometimes used as an alternative to sexual intercourse.
Men and women have techniques and characteristics in common, but also have specific preferences in the ways they like to masturbate. Studies have found that masturbation is frequent in humans of both sexes and all ages, although there is variation. Various medical and psychological benefits have been attributed to a healthy attitude to sex in general and to masturbation in particular, and no causal relationship is known between masturbation and any form of mental or physical disorder. Acts of masturbation have been celebrated in art worldwide since prehistory. While there was a period (from the late 18th to the early 20th century) when it was subject to medical censure and social conservatism, it is considered a normal part of healthy life today. There have been masturbation marathons and health service slogans such as "an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away". It is commonly mentioned in popular music as well as on television, in films and in literature."
Animal masturbation has been observed in many species, both in the wild and in captivity.[/I]
- Wikipedia
So how often do you masturbate? Do you even do it at all?[/QUOTE]
So I got a blowjob yesterday night from my friend. She wasn't able to get me to cum. I suppose its' because she kept alternating between sucking me off and giving me a handjob (her hands weren't exactly moist).
All I was thinking when I was walking her back home was, "I'm probably just going to jerk off to hentai."
[sp];_; masturbation saves the day again[/sp]
[QUOTE=Ermac20;36522735]i can't stand those masturbators on chatroulette and omegle[/QUOTE]
lol im on there almost everyday doing that ;D
get some hot bitches sometimes
thats sad man
Just got a hardblush subscription. Rrrer
At one point I've done it so much I thought I had a testicular torsion, and then I went to the ER only to find out everything was fine.
[QUOTE=Riodoku;35980790]I will never understand this. Repressing my sexual urges does not sound like a fun time.[/QUOTE]
basically at the end of it you cum a month's load in 1 orgasm and its incredible and your balls hurt like fuck afterwards but it was worth it
This thread is right up my alley.
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;36529630]This thread is right up my alley.[/QUOTE]
no i am
[sp];)[/sp]
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36528435]I masturbated too much and got a few scars, I should start using lube.[/QUOTE]
I know that feel, it hurts.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36528435]I masturbated too much and got a few scars, I should start using lube.[/QUOTE]are you Freddy Kruger by any chance
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