The Masturbation Thread - General

Makes oral more pleasent for the one that gives it. Also, I kind of want to masturbait, but at the same time I wanna build up so it feels better next time.

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;36560875]i have always, ALWAYS woken up with an erection and then right before i go to bed. (often with some during the day) i'm hoping that's normal and i just have an active sex drive or something :v: oh god am i dying!?[/QUOTE] It's completely natural. Erections in the morning are colloquially known as "morning wood". Also, arousal/erections are subconscious, which is why it's a bit difficult to control it.

When i take a piss after a session why does the pee come out like water coming out of one of the holes on a shower head?

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;36560875]i have always, ALWAYS woken up with an erection and then right before i go to bed. (often with some during the day) i'm hoping that's normal and i just have an active sex drive or something :v: oh god am i dying!?[/QUOTE] You have cancer, live your last days to the fullest

Anyone here hates it when you wake up with drips of cum under your underwear? Its annoying. That morning cum

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36564360]I prefer trimming my pubes instead of shaving, I think it looks manlier.[/QUOTE] And it doesn't make you look like an 10 year old.

[QUOTE=shian;36564678]Anyone here hates it when you wake up with drips of cum under your underwear? Its annoying. That morning cum[/QUOTE] Pre is also annoying, I do it dry for a reason, all that stuff does is make noise.

Also why in some porn some guys have different coloured pigments on their dick Like the tip is more peachy coloured and the rest of the foreskin is the same as the skin

[QUOTE=shian;36565978]Also why in some porn some guys have different coloured pigments on their dick Like the tip is more peachy coloured and the rest of the foreskin is the same as the skin[/QUOTE] That bothers me a lot. It's kinda hard to fap when the guy's dick is 3 different colors

[QUOTE=fish puncher;36566018]That bothers me a lot. It's kinda hard to fap when the guy's dick is 3 different colors[/QUOTE] lol rainbow dong.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36567410]Where do you guys release your load at? I use a towel, but I think there are better alternatives.[/QUOTE] In my hand, best way of catching it. Then just use a tissue to wipe it up and go wash your hands.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36567410]Where do you guys release your load at? I use a towel, but I think there are better alternatives.[/QUOTE] I wrap tissue around my cock. in my undies. So its like a diapers

Maybe we could turn this thread into a rate my cock thread?

[QUOTE=DaedraWorship;36572287]Maybe we could turn this thread into a rate my cock thread?[/QUOTE] Yeah we definitely need lots of pictures of various facepuncher's dicks.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36567410]Where do you guys release your load at? I use a towel, but I think there are better alternatives.[/QUOTE] I usually just cum recklessly but then i'll just wipe it up. [editline]1st July 2012[/editline] I want a small PA piercing now.

I once tested how far my cum would shoot out across the hardwood floor in my room. God damn that was stupid as fuck. Ended up spending a good ten minutes trying to wipe all the cum off the floor.

Why not lick it

Because your breath would smell like cum.

But its fresh

I once masturbated in the woods It was a liberating experience

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;36573796]I once masturbated in the woods It was a liberating experience[/QUOTE] Gotta try that sometime. I go to the woods every year when on vacation, so I dont have to wait long.

I wonder does Garry Newman read this Thread.

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;36573796]I once masturbated in the woods It was a liberating experience[/QUOTE] I've received two blowjobs in the woods, does that count?

[QUOTE=LuaChobo;36575123]im surprised no-one has posted a picture of their penis yet its right up this threads alley[/QUOTE] Is that even allowed?

I got a blowjob from a tree once. But it wasn't a tree, it was an ent.

[QUOTE=Qubik;36577144]I got a blowjob from a tree once. But it wasn't a tree, it was an ent.[/QUOTE] That must have felt kinda scratchy :\

[QUOTE=LuaChobo;36575123]im surprised no-one has posted a picture of their penis yet its right up this threads alley[/QUOTE] Probably because half the people in this thread are underage

[QUOTE=Qubik;36577144]I got a blowjob from a tree once. But it wasn't a tree, it was an ent.[/QUOTE] So the saliva was in the form of sap?

I've lost all of my sex drive, like no urge to do anything sexual at all. I fear I'm dying. My unborn son shall inherit my porn collection.

[QUOTE=Chris220;36577155]That must have felt kinda scratchy :\[/QUOTE] It wasn't that bad. We used a shit ton of vaseline though. [QUOTE=shian;36577612]So the saliva was in the form of sap?[/QUOTE] Exactly. I actually saved some and made syrup.