The Masturbation Thread

[jbthekid]

Is it weird that I'm a righty, but literally only do it with my left hand? I started out with my right hand, but slowly transitioned to my left hand.

[.Lain]

why not use both

:zoid:

[Karahaut]

[QUOTE=HERCULES;35980979]2 or 3 times per month[/QUOTE]

you are a trooper

[editline]16th May 2012[/editline]

[sp]maybe 1-2 times a day or 5+ if i'm really horny that day i dunno[/sp]

[Snickerdoodle]

-snippy-

[Gufu]

So, does one count the number of times they masturbated that day per general masturbations or per-orgasms achieved?

[axelord157]

Usual amount: 1-2 times. When no one is home: Until it chafes and hurts. I'm not picky when it comes to jerking material. 4chan's /h/ board is amaaazing! Unless the OP stops delivering right in middle of the goddamn thread, too many times that has happened.

[Charrax]

I usually just shove pinecones in my anus until I reach climax.

[sp] regularly 1-2 times a day. [/sp]

[Dat Batman]

[QUOTE=cheetahben;35982039]Am I the only one here who actually wanks to porn?[/QUOTE]

Nope

[Cyteless]

[img]http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/ww2propaganda/baxatrax-wank.jpg[/img]

Uncle Sam would be proud.

[wizlord]

it's really annoying that the instant my semen is available for my consumption, i lose any and all inclination to imbibe it

[Rhenae]

Used to about 1-2 times a day... or substantially more some days with nothing better to do.

Then I started hormone birth control and now like never.
Sucks figurative balls.

edit:
I'm failing to see how this deserved a bunch of dumbs care to explain?

[asteroidrules]

No more than twice a day, and no less than once every three days.

[DarkendSky]

the instant i get home i basically rip my pants off with the force of my own erection and i just have at for like 12 hours

i am suffering from sleep deprivation due to this insane masturbation. please help

[soccerskyman]

[QUOTE=KmScMT;35985292]it's really annoying that the instant my semen is available for my consumption, i lose any and all inclination to imbibe it[/QUOTE]
Dude.

I know the feel.

[Mind Infection]

[QUOTE=KmScMT;35985292]it's really annoying that the instant my semen is available for my consumption, i lose any and all inclination to imbibe it[/QUOTE]

That's why you ejaculate directly into your own mouth. When you change your mind, it will already be too late.

[supertribute]

I jack off to videos where they shoot off in strip clubs made by hip hop artists....because implying that's basically all they make? And even so they can't figure out how to be original even by changing the name of the song, into something different, and video is still about strippers. Don't care for the rapping and shit.

[D_M_]

[QUOTE=DarkendSky;35986242]the instant i get home i basically rip my pants off with the force of my own erection and i just have at for like 12 hours

i am suffering from sleep deprivation due to this insane masturbation. please help[/QUOTE]

Have you tried masturbating some more?

[myon]

Let's discuss techniques

[lotusking]

please hlep i dont know how to masturbate what do i do

[Kaliber]

[QUOTE=lotusking;35989858]please hlep i dont know how to masturbate what do i do[/QUOTE]

move your arm up and down on your penis

[Jacinth]

[QUOTE=Kaliber;35989968]move your arm up and down on your penis[/QUOTE]

Amateur. No contact method is best and for pros.

[Scarabix]

[QUOTE=lotusking;35989858]please hlep i dont know how to masturbate what do i do[/QUOTE]

get in bed, pull down pants, obtain boner from cellphone fetish-induced porn, pull out boner, and then the choice is yours:

You can vigorously run your hand up and down your dick
or
You can ram your dick hard into your pillow.

However, even though the second is more pleasurable, some have bent their dicks doing just that wrong.

[sp]You know the men of Hammerfell? They have curved swords. CURVED. SWORDS.[/sp]

[editline]17th May 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=KmScMT;35985292]it's really annoying that the instant my semen is available for my consumption, i lose any and all inclination to imbibe it[/QUOTE]

I get to climax earlier when [B]-snip-[/B], then when I get there I ask to myself what the fuck I was thinking and simply put the semen in the toilet bowl.

[editline]17th May 2012[/editline]

Nobody asked for this

[Shotacon]

Beating off owns.

[Michael haxz]

I masterbate usas;lkdfj... There went my new keyboard

[johnkane46]

My record is 15 times in 6 hours.....

Wait does this count ?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bifES.jpg[/IMG]

[HorizoN]

0 times a day
0 times a month
0 times a year

[Scarabix]

[QUOTE=HorizoN;35995262]0 times a day
0 times a month
0 times a year[/QUOTE]

I used to know that feel. It just feels plain gross to whack the jack, especially when you don't like having a dick in the first place.

But alas, I'm weak, and the hormones had the best of me.

[titopei]

So whats your longest without fapping? Mines around 13 years.

[Ninja Duck]

[QUOTE=Riodoku;35980712]It's not typically a social event.[/QUOTE]

Circle jerks?

Do we have any goonerbaters on FP [other than me [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-haw.gif[/img]]?

[Scarabix]

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;35997589]Circle jerks?

Do we have any goonerbaters on FP [other than me [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-haw.gif[/img]]?[/QUOTE]

seeing as how 75% of my jerking has me ramming my dick against my pillow in an awful display of fetishes, I'd rather not attempt a circlejerk, thanks.