[QUOTE=RopaDope;36578720]this thread reeks of homosexuality im out[/QUOTE]
If masturbation is gay, then it might as well be incest too.
[QUOTE=CaTaractATTAK;36559981]I find porn boring. I like to masturbate to events that actually happened. Ya know?[/QUOTE]
You just need to open your IMAGINATION.
[QUOTE=fish puncher;36577378]Probably because half the people in this thread are underage[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, as soon as I turn 18 I'll post my dick in this thread.
So apparently I have learned that consuming pineapples on a regular basis make your sperm taste better.
Not getting any ideas or anything, just found that pretty interesting.
It is a life experience to taste one's own semen.
[editline]1st July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;36584829]This is a serious scientific matter that must be tested empirically.[/QUOTE]
Apparently red meat makes it taste worse.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36584960]Could you test this with strawberries and watermelons?[/QUOTE]
I'm sure you can.
Oh cum on, you should know what you'll end up putting someone through.
[QUOTE=Cows Rule;36585419]Oh cum on, you should know what you'll end up putting someone through.[/QUOTE]
Hey, I plan on giving [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI64Z7Bb4N4]Fair warning[/url], so the blame will be on whoever failed to vacate the danger zone.
Though I did accidentally taste and swallow it. It was a scarring experience that I plan on never reliving, I do not plan on letting anyone else go through it either. So just think before you get all trigger-happy.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;36573796]I once masturbated in the woods
It was a liberating experience[/QUOTE]
I've done that too. The cold breeze felt weird
[QUOTE=Mind Infection;36583820]Don't worry, as soon as I turn 18 I'll post my dick in this thread.[/QUOTE]
I'm 19, should I post a pic? :v:
[QUOTE=Riodoku;35980712]It's not typically a social event.[/QUOTE]
You need better friends then... you should be able to have a good wank in front of your friends... And I'm suddenly unsure how serious I feel about that...
[QUOTE=DatWut?;36587615]I'm 19, should I post a pic? :v:[/QUOTE]
Keep it in your pants for now, not that I'm not excited at the prospect of that or anything. But we can't have another repeat of the Weirdest Boner thread.
I'd post mine but I don't want to crash the site :<
[editline]2nd July 2012[/editline]
baha
I masturbate before having sex to last longer :v:
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36585235]But I don't want to taste any cum.[/QUOTE]
Just suck your own dick, and you'll get to taste it anyways.
With that said that's exactly what I'll do now, brb.
I once asked some dude at work if sucking your own dick is gay. He said "Yes". Then I said it's actually not, since touchting your own dick isn't gay, so technically...
[QUOTE=DatWut?;36590315]I once asked some dude at work if sucking your own dick is gay. He said "Yes". Then I said it's actually not, since touchting your own dick isn't gay, so technically...[/QUOTE]
Then what did he do?
He didn't know what to respond.
[QUOTE=junker|154;36588761]I masturbate before having sex to last longer :v:[/QUOTE]
If I know i'm having sex, I don't bother, it's more fun to see the reaction of explosive amounts of cum everywhere.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;36590315]I once asked some dude at work if sucking your own dick is gay. He said "Yes". Then I said it's actually not, since touchting your own dick isn't gay, so technically...[/QUOTE]
uh, why did you ask that?
Just tasted my own cum. It was good, if not a bit salty...
[QUOTE=Qubik;36594523]Just tasted my own cum. It was good, if not a bit salty...[/QUOTE]
And there's the [I]point of no return[/I].
This thread is [B]DEFINITELY[/B] gonna suffer the same fate as the [I]weirdest boner[/I] thread did.
[QUOTE=Qubik;36594523]Just tasted my own cum. It was good, if not a bit salty...[/QUOTE]
Nice.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;36595230]We must believe, the mods aren't that bad.
[B]BELIEVE.[/B][/QUOTE]
I'm going to believe that all the creepy attention-whoring fucktards ruining this kind of threads gets hit by a school-bus on fire then.
[QUOTE=Van-man;36594634]And there's the [I]point of no return[/I].
This thread is [B]DEFINITELY[/B] gonna suffer the same fate as the [I]weirdest boner[/I] thread did.[/QUOTE]
That thread was completely fine until chickens! posted child pornography of himself.
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;36601744]That thread was completely fine until chickens! posted child pornography of himself.[/QUOTE]
Along with a couple people posting videos of them sucking their dicks and using dildo's.
Anyway, off the topic of that thread, uhh, masturbation! Isn't that some great stuff?
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;36601744]That thread was completely fine until chickens! posted child pornography of himself.[/QUOTE]
How old is he?
[QUOTE=shian;36602068]How old is he?[/QUOTE]
the ripe age of twelve ;)
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;36591648]uh, why did you ask that?[/QUOTE]
:science:
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