The Masturbation Thread - General

I just shoved 3 latex gloves filled with water in a cup. <3

OH GOD WATER IS EVERYWHERE THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA!

You realize that 9 hours later?

So uh. A bit of anal masturbation is nice. Uncontrollable orgasms.

[QUOTE=ChrisDom;36617586]So uh. A bit of anal masturbation is nice. Uncontrollable orgasms.[/QUOTE] what do you use

It's not a regular thing for me and I've only finished doing it once. Lacking better equipment, I used a candle. White emergency candles to be precise.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36567410]Where do you guys release your load at? I use a towel, but I think there are better alternatives.[/QUOTE] I rub it into my hands like lotion then go about my day normally.

[QUOTE=ChrisDom;36617586]So uh. A bit of anal masturbation is nice. Uncontrollable orgasms.[/QUOTE] Only pain, pain and regret.

Why was there a Weirdest Boners thread inb4whynot

I'm going to need a link, or was the thread deleted? [editline]4th July 2012[/editline] why am I asking for a link

[QUOTE=atttapi0;36618566]Why was there a Weirdest Boners thread inb4whynot[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1100965/213[/url] I think this was the last one before it got closed

[QUOTE=pvt.jenkins;36619538][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1100965/213[/url] I think this was the last one before it got closed[/QUOTE] I couldn't even get to the second page before I noped out of that thread.

[QUOTE=Lord_Schrotty;36617469]You realize that 9 hours later?[/QUOTE] i forgot about it

I thought anal hurt?

Yesterday was the first day in about a week that I didn't masturbate. I'm proud of myself

[QUOTE=shian;36621068]I thought anal hurt?[/QUOTE] Nope, if done right it doesn't hurt.

[QUOTE=gvirus;36621761]Nope, if done right it doesn't hurt.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJSjR-OCK5o&feature=related[/media] I am getting the hell out of this thread.

[QUOTE=shian;36621068]I thought anal hurt?[/QUOTE] Yes and no. If you just rush into it the first time and someone's shoves their dick in your ass, it will hurt beyond belief (also if it's done dry). However, taking the time to slowly insert your penis and wait for the receiver's anus to adjust (the sphincter to relax), will result in little to no pain.

Interesting... I guess.

Orgasms without a toy inside just aren't the same.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36624543]Does anyone else just prefer the good ol' handy? None of that toy and asshole stuff?[/QUOTE] I do. Considered trying lube.

I sort of think it would be a bad idea if the masturbation thread wandered into anal sex.

[QUOTE=Mind Infection;36624880]I sort of think it would be a bad idea if the masturbation thread wandered into anal sex.[/QUOTE] Especially since it would only be one step away from resulting in Chickens and Funion having a gay-out competition.

[QUOTE=Van-man;36625971]Especially since it would only be one step away from resulting in Chickens and Funion having a gay-out competition.[/QUOTE] No, they can do that in the Gay Chat Thread while talking about socks and corgis.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36624543]Does anyone else just prefer the good ol' handy? None of that toy and asshole stuff?[/QUOTE] I do. It's the easiest to get into but sometimes it just isn't enough.

So I was fapping like normal then something unspeakable happened.... When I came....the semen hit my lips. Good thing I was not in a state where I'm really really enjoying myself....

[QUOTE=fish puncher;36566018]That bothers me a lot. It's kinda hard to fap when the guy's dick is 3 different colors[/QUOTE] Neapolitan dick ice cream [editline]5th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=pvt.jenkins;36619538][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1100965/213[/url] I think this was the last one before it got closed[/QUOTE] I got my fap material from there and was a regular god i miss it

[QUOTE=pvt.jenkins;36619538][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1100965/213[/url] I think this was the last one before it got closed[/QUOTE] I never got to post my ass :(

Tonight I will masturbate for the first time in four days. Will post results

[QUOTE=fish puncher;36699100]Tonight I will masturbate for the first time in four days. Will post results[/QUOTE] how are you gonna put jizz in a post?