[QUOTE=Chris220;36699564]how are you gonna put jizz in a post?[/QUOTE]
I'll mail it to you, give me your address
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36624543]Does anyone else just prefer the good ol' handy? None of that toy and asshole stuff?[/QUOTE]
If you can get past the weird part and the whole misconception 'touching the ass is for gay only', it can make it a much better experience. I only do it once in a while though.
[QUOTE=Rebi;36618284]Only pain, pain and regret.[/QUOTE]
Same here... :suicide:
Alright so if you're intact, meaning that you've still got your foreskin, masturbating with lube is great until you climax. That's my personal experience.
Let me tell you guys right now that masturbating and finishing while you're high is the most amazing feeling in the world, I swear. When you touch yourself it's practically impossible to stop because it feels fucking amazing. Normally when you cum you'll have one quick orgasm, but jesus christ, when you're high you have multiple FULL let me repeat, FULL body orgasms, I'll get around 5 or 6 orgasms for one release. Your whole body will shake. I'll explain the release, when you reach the point where you know you are ejaculating, it slowly moves up your urethra and it feels like your going to piss uncontrollably (in a pretty pleasurable way) until it reaches the head of your penis and that's when you'll start to feel the multiple orgasms. You know how pleasurable it is? Every time I jerk it while high I always do it three times because I just want more and more. Heres another description of how fucking amazing it is.
I start my session by laying down straight, like this (side view):
___l______O
When I cum my body cannot control the amazing orgasms and I will lift my upper body (from the waist) into a 80 degree angle it will then revert back to me laying down.
Just typing this makes me want to get high and jerk it.
TL;DR: Take drugs and fap. :v:
[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;36704283]Let me tell you guys right now that masturbating and finishing while you're high is the most amazing feeling in the world, I swear. When you touch yourself it's practically impossible to stop because it feels fucking amazing. Normally when you cum you'll have one quick orgasm, but jesus christ, when you're high you have multiple FULL let me repeat, FULL body orgasms, I'll get around 5 or 6 orgasms for one release. Your whole body will shake. I'll explain the release, when you reach the point where you know you are ejaculating, it slowly moves up your urethra and it feels like your going to piss uncontrollably (in a pretty pleasurable way) until it reaches the head of your penis and that's when you'll start to feel the multiple orgasms. You know how pleasurable it is? Every time I jerk it while high I always do it three times because I just want more and more. Heres another description of how fucking amazing it is.
I start my session by laying down straight, like this (side view):
___l______O
When I cum my body cannot control the amazing orgasms and I will lift my upper body (from the waist) into a 80 degree angle it will then revert back to me laying down.
Just typing this makes me want to get high and jerk it.[/QUOTE]
Now that is a lot more information then what I require.
[QUOTE=Soret;36704333]Now that is a lot more information then what I require.[/QUOTE]
Then you're in the wrong thread.
[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;36704283]Let me tell you guys right now that masturbating and finishing while you're high is the most amazing feeling in the world, I swear. When you touch yourself it's practically impossible to stop because it feels fucking amazing. Normally when you cum you'll have one quick orgasm, but jesus christ, when you're high you have multiple FULL let me repeat, FULL body orgasms, I'll get around 5 or 6 orgasms for one release. Your whole body will shake. I'll explain the release, when you reach the point where you know you are ejaculating, it slowly moves up your urethra and it feels like your going to piss uncontrollably (in a pretty pleasurable way) until it reaches the head of your penis and that's when you'll start to feel the multiple orgasms. You know how pleasurable it is? Every time I jerk it while high I always do it three times because I just want more and more. Heres another description of how fucking amazing it is.
I start my session by laying down straight, like this (side view):
___l______O
When I cum my body cannot control the amazing orgasms and I will lift my upper body (from the waist) into a 80 degree angle it will then revert back to me laying down.
Just typing this makes me want to get high and jerk it.[/QUOTE]
interesting
[QUOTE=DatWut?;36704322]TL;DR: Take drugs and fap. :v:[/QUOTE]
Well, it depends on what drugs you take, getting drunk and fapping didn't do anything for me.
[QUOTE=Cotroxy;36704486]interesting[/QUOTE]
You bet it is, though I forgot to add that masturbating while high is a curse, once you do it high, doing it normally feels like shit.
[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;36705051]Well, it depends on what drugs you take, getting drunk and fapping didn't do anything for me.[/QUOTE]
I'll stay with normal fapping. No need to start taking drugs/start drinking alcohol only for additional please.
abstained for a week so I could save a nut for my lady friend, she comes back from Canada today
[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;36705051]You bet it is, though I forgot to add that masturbating while high is a curse, once you do it high, doing it normally feels like shit.[/QUOTE]
its a shame i'll never experience it
[QUOTE=MingeCrab;36705764]abstained for a week so I could save a nut for my lady friend, she comes back from Canada today[/QUOTE]
godspeed
[editline]10th July 2012[/editline]
[url]http://frankocean.tumblr.com/post/26885717440/channelorange[/url]
Currently masturbating to this
So, I really hope someone else here has experienced this, else I'm afraid of the implications
When I go to jack on a boner, everything's cool. But then sometimes, I'll stop because I feel a bit of a lump. There's no other way to describe it. Near the base, on the top-left side, next to a vein, there's a bit of a...mound. I don't know what it could be.
(It is definitely not an STI. I've inquired and our family has been free of any hereditary infections, and the only sex I've had has been with intact condoms and clean partners.)
If you don't understood, here is a crude, not immediately nsfw drawing
[URL]http://i.imgur.com/k0jUK.png[/URL]
red shows the lump.
I am kind of scared. any ideas?
[QUOTE=DChapsfield;36708966]So, I really hope someone else here has experienced this, else I'm afraid of the implications
When I go to jack on a boner, everything's cool. But then sometimes, I'll stop because I feel a bit of a lump. There's no other way to describe it. Near the base, on the top-left side, next to a vein, there's a bit of a...mound. I don't know what it could be.
If you don't understood, here is a crude, not immediately nsfw drawing
[URL]http://i.imgur.com/k0jUK.png[/URL]
red shows the lump.
I am kind of scared. any ideas?[/QUOTE]
I uhh.. need pictures so I can check.
Yeah, I'm not sure about becoming the next Chickens!
However, a few online searches leads me to believe it might be due to blocked hair follicles. This would mean that sweat can't work its way out easy, allowing for that little mound (which can be prodded-pushed around slightly with no pain) to form when hard, due to sweating. I'm hoping it's that.
[QUOTE=DChapsfield;36710431]Yeah, I'm not sure about becoming the next Chickens!
However, a few online searches leads me to believe it might be due to blocked hair follicles. This would mean that sweat can't work its way out easy, allowing for that little mound (which can be prodded-pushed around slightly with no pain) to form when hard, due to sweating. I'm hoping it's that.[/QUOTE]
Pluck the hairs in that area out with tweezers.
Hey
Hey guys
Hey guys
At least we aren't these people [url]http://www.wetdreamforum.com/index.php[/url]
Above link is nsfw and extremely weird
[QUOTE=fish puncher;36714831]Hey
Hey guys
Hey guys
At least we aren't these people [url]http://www.wetdreamforum.com/index.php[/url]
Above link is nsfw and extremely weird[/QUOTE]
Purging history+arranging one person MVA for myself.
Oh hey, I was wondering where this thread went.
[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;36704283]Let me tell you guys right now that masturbating and finishing while you're high is the most amazing feeling in the world, I swear. When you touch yourself it's practically impossible to stop because it feels fucking amazing. Normally when you cum you'll have one quick orgasm, but jesus christ, when you're high you have multiple FULL let me repeat, FULL body orgasms, I'll get around 5 or 6 orgasms for one release. Your whole body will shake. I'll explain the release, when you reach the point where you know you are ejaculating, it slowly moves up your urethra and it feels like your going to piss uncontrollably (in a pretty pleasurable way) until it reaches the head of your penis and that's when you'll start to feel the multiple orgasms. You know how pleasurable it is? Every time I jerk it while high I always do it three times because I just want more and more. Heres another description of how fucking amazing it is.
I start my session by laying down straight, like this (side view):
___l______O
When I cum my body cannot control the amazing orgasms and I will lift my upper body (from the waist) into a 80 degree angle it will then revert back to me laying down.
Just typing this makes me want to get high and jerk it.[/QUOTE]
Might you tell us what drug this was?
[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;36704283]Let me tell you guys right now that masturbating and finishing while you're high is the most amazing feeling in the world, I swear. When you touch yourself it's practically impossible to stop because it feels fucking amazing. Normally when you cum you'll have one quick orgasm, but jesus christ, when you're high you have multiple FULL let me repeat, FULL body orgasms, I'll get around 5 or 6 orgasms for one release. Your whole body will shake. I'll explain the release, when you reach the point where you know you are ejaculating, it slowly moves up your urethra and it feels like your going to piss uncontrollably (in a pretty pleasurable way) until it reaches the head of your penis and that's when you'll start to feel the multiple orgasms. You know how pleasurable it is? Every time I jerk it while high I always do it three times because I just want more and more. Heres another description of how fucking amazing it is.
I start my session by laying down straight, like this (side view):
___l______O
When I cum my body cannot control the amazing orgasms and I will lift my upper body (from the waist) into a 80 degree angle it will then revert back to me laying down.
Just typing this makes me want to get high and jerk it.[/QUOTE]
Oh man. One time I had a pressing urge to fap while high but there was a friend around so I didn't. Guess I should've gone elsewhere and fapped it.
so guys I'm going to AB from MB so I can WD all over some PN
What what what and what?
[QUOTE=DatWut?;36721755]What what what and what?[/QUOTE]
I take it you didn't read the posts on that wet dream forum :v:
[QUOTE=Chris220;36725069]I take it you didn't read the posts on that wet dream forum :v:[/QUOTE]
Nnnnot really.
WHY AM I READING THIS
I made the mistake of showing my girlfriend Facepunch, more specifically this thread. Now she checks solely this thread everyday without fail.
Oh, also, she thinks everyone on this forum is gay because people keep asking for pictures of each others asses.
Thanks for all the difficult questions.
Jesus Christ, no matter how much I tidy up and clean my room, it always smells like fucking penis and balls.
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