I shower twice a day, once in the morning and once coming back from work.
I don't mind the smell at all, it's just the air in my room is completely different than all the other rooms in my house.
fap all day
erryday
[QUOTE=TreasoN.avi;36732752]she thinks everyone on this forum is gay because people keep asking for pictures of each others asses.[/QUOTE]
We're just fabulous like that~
[sp]It gets pretty gay 'round these parts lately[/sp]
[QUOTE=Cpl.Shepherd;36732966]Jesus Christ, no matter how much I tidy up and clean my room, it always smells like fucking penis and balls.[/QUOTE]
How about you open up some windows, and let in some fresh air?
[QUOTE=kaukassus;36733515]How about you open up some windows, and let in some fresh air?[/QUOTE]
Basements don't have windows. :v:
[QUOTE=DatWut?;36733830]Basements don't have windows. :v:[/QUOTE]
Oh well, then your outta luck
[QUOTE=Cpl.Shepherd;36732966]Jesus Christ, no matter how much I tidy up and clean my room, it always smells like fucking penis and balls.[/QUOTE]
Incense
[IMG]http://www.tendal.eu/49-category/encens.jpg[/IMG]
for your own fucking sake use it.
It saved my life more than once.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;36734644]Incense
[IMG]http://www.tendal.eu/49-category/encens.jpg[/IMG]
for your own fucking sake use it.
It saved my life more than once.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, then you'll just end up with the room smelling like someone had a big smoke-out.
My room smells like that now, and even with opening windows and letting in fresh air, it still smells like an ashtray.
[QUOTE=TreasoN.avi;36732752]I made the mistake of showing my girlfriend Facepunch, more specifically this thread. Now she checks solely this thread everyday without fail.
Oh, also, she thinks everyone on this forum is gay because people keep asking for pictures of each others asses.
Thanks for all the difficult questions.[/QUOTE]
Did you show her gay chat thread? Because you should
I once fapped with tooth paste as lube. My dick felt minty.
[QUOTE=Cowabanga;36735638]I once fapped with tooth paste as lube. My dick felt minty.[/QUOTE]
use olive oil :v:
[QUOTE=fish puncher;36735469]Did you show her gay chat thread? Because you should[/QUOTE]
I told her about it last night after I found out how often she's been checking this thread. I hope she doesn't catch the gay. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=kaukassus;36735866]use olive oil :v:[/QUOTE]
I got to know you from the german chat thread... but damn, I never would've though that you're such a filthy fuck.
[QUOTE=kaukassus;36735866]use olive oil :v:[/QUOTE]
You'd think there'd be a reason that the greeks were the first civilization to endorse sodomy :v:
[QUOTE=DatWut?;36736909]I got to know you from the german chat thread... but damn, I never would've though that you're such a filthy fuck.[/QUOTE]
I only fap dry, but from reading the toothpaste post, this was the first thing that crossed my mind.
or maybe, because I made Salad dressing 5 minutes before...
[QUOTE=Noi;36737733]I have a bottle of this. Oh me.[/QUOTE]
do it and post results
we are all human bengs and we al need too let sum watur out of the tancks everyry onse and a while
[QUOTE=Splut;36741768][b]W[/b]e are all human [B]beings[/B] and we [B]all[/B] need [B]to[/B] let [B]some[/B] [B]water[/B] out of the [B]tanks[/B] [B]every[/B] [B]once[/B] [B]in[/B] a while [B].[/B][/QUOTE]
Please lurk more
[QUOTE=Mind Infection;36717161]Might you tell us what drug this was?[/QUOTE]
I'll let you guess, heroin or marijuana.
[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;36764869]I'll let you guess, heroin or marijuana.[/QUOTE]
Marin?
Herojuana?
[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;36704283]Let me tell you guys right now that masturbating and finishing while you're high is the most amazing feeling in the world, I swear. When you touch yourself it's practically impossible to stop because it feels fucking amazing. Normally when you cum you'll have one quick orgasm, but jesus christ, when you're high you have multiple FULL let me repeat, FULL body orgasms, I'll get around 5 or 6 orgasms for one release. Your whole body will shake. I'll explain the release, when you reach the point where you know you are ejaculating, it slowly moves up your urethra and it feels like your going to piss uncontrollably (in a pretty pleasurable way) until it reaches the head of your penis and that's when you'll start to feel the multiple orgasms. You know how pleasurable it is? Every time I jerk it while high I always do it three times because I just want more and more. Heres another description of how fucking amazing it is.
I start my session by laying down straight, like this (side view):
___l______O
When I cum my body cannot control the amazing orgasms and I will lift my upper body (from the waist) into a 80 degree angle it will then revert back to me laying down.
Just typing this makes me want to get high and jerk it.[/QUOTE]
Damn, I tried it out with a bottle of wine and it felt amazing.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Zg3Lb.jpg[/IMG]
Never tried it myself (never was a cooking type.)
Dunno if anybody posted this before.
[QUOTE=Noi;36768577]How to make homemade dildo?
:v:[/QUOTE]
Google iglooing.
[QUOTE=Noi;36768577]How to make homemade dildo?
:v:[/QUOTE]
Buy one
[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;36704283]Let me tell you guys right now that masturbating and finishing while you're high is the most amazing feeling in the world, I swear. When you touch yourself it's practically impossible to stop because it feels fucking amazing. Normally when you cum you'll have one quick orgasm, but jesus christ, when you're high you have multiple FULL let me repeat, FULL body orgasms, I'll get around 5 or 6 orgasms for one release. Your whole body will shake. I'll explain the release, when you reach the point where you know you are ejaculating, it slowly moves up your urethra and it feels like your going to piss uncontrollably (in a pretty pleasurable way) until it reaches the head of your penis and that's when you'll start to feel the multiple orgasms. You know how pleasurable it is? Every time I jerk it while high I always do it three times because I just want more and more. Heres another description of how fucking amazing it is.
I start my session by laying down straight, like this (side view):
___l______O
When I cum my body cannot control the amazing orgasms and I will lift my upper body (from the waist) into a 80 degree angle it will then revert back to me laying down.
Just typing this makes me want to get high and jerk it.[/QUOTE]
This post is turning me on
Is it possible to get blue balls while masturbating? I just had the most intense climax i've ever felt in a long time, ending in a huge load that took 3 tissues to clean up, but on the way there my balls starting aching and they still do at the moment of writing, but it's slowly fading away.
[QUOTE=John Madden;36786925]Is it possible to get blue balls while masturbating? I just had the most intense climax i've ever felt in a long time, ending in a huge load that took 3 tissues to clean up, but on the way there my balls starting aching and they still do at the moment of writing, but it's slowly fading away.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like cancer, RIP John Madden's balls.
[QUOTE=No_Excuses;36771536]Google iglooing.[/QUOTE]
Who would actually do that? I may not be turned on by dildos, but dildos made of ... this? wow.
I mean they can't just do that with balistic gel or maizena, no, it has to be... ugh.
[QUOTE=No_Excuses;36771536]Google iglooing.[/QUOTE]
Also known as an alaskan pipeline.
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