The Masturbation Thread - General

I tried using an empty tissue box as a fleshlight.

[QUOTE=Kabstrac;36800594]and?[/QUOTE] it broke

I tried masturbating by sticking my penis inside an empty banana peel, wrapped in tape and still intact, with a little airhole at the other end. Unfortunately I was too big for it and had to resort to using a banana peel split in the middle instead. The inside of the peel makes for a good lubricant and a slightly more exciting orgasm than usual. I would recommend finding a big banana and abstaining from masturbation for several days to try this technique out.

[QUOTE=elevate;36818965]I tried masturbating by sticking my penis inside an empty banana peel, wrapped in tape and still intact, with a little airhole at the other end. Unfortunately I was too big for it and had to resort to using a banana peel split in the middle instead. The inside of the peel makes for a good lubricant and a slightly more exciting orgasm than usual. I would recommend finding a big banana and abstaining from masturbation for several days to try this technique out.[/QUOTE] Now that gotta be really intense orgasm.

I read somewhere that slightly heated up baloney feels pretty good good on your dick.

I tried that, and it was awesome [IMG]http://cache.fleshone.com/files/2011/01/sponge-bob-fleshlight-diy-sextoy.jpg[/IMG] And you need to use some lube.

You could've just posted the version without the retarded spongebob pictures.

I am seperated from my gf for three months, my hand will come in handy now :v: Pun intented. Also has anyone been to hookers so far?

[QUOTE=Riodoku;35980712]It's not typically a social event.[/QUOTE] Or he's got a friend with a hot ass gf and same to keep his hand out of his pocket everytimr she bends over, dude what are you doing?? Oh i uhh damn I can't find those damn keys.. Hey I think i see them on the floor bed next to your gfs ankle foot, (bends over again) " oh nevermind thought I saw them"

[QUOTE=ShadowWolf85;36848438]Or he's got a friend with a hot ass gf and same to keep his hand out of his pocket everytimr she bends over, dude what are you doing?? Oh i uhh damn I can't find those damn keys.. Hey I think i see them on the floor bed next to your gfs ankle foot, (bends over again) " oh nevermind thought I saw them"[/QUOTE] i agree i think hes trying to say something about asses and masturbating but my expertise on the subject appears to be failing me

I have never touched myself.

I can touch it for you if you want to.

[QUOTE=Lord_Schrotty;36900741]I can touch it for you if you want to.[/QUOTE] Haha. Thank you for being so nice.

[QUOTE=madeoutofglue;36899729]I haven't touched my holy vagina in like 6 months or something. I sometimes can't even belive that myself. Guess I just don't enjoy self pleasing that much.[/QUOTE] I deman pictures of said vagina. Been some time since I touched myself. :v:

[QUOTE=DatWut?;36900865]I deman pictures of said vagina. Been some time since I touched myself. :v:[/QUOTE] I don't feel like showing my vagina on the internetz. Altgough there is a picture of my breasts in the pictures of yourself thread in the fast thread. We should form a club.

[QUOTE=madeoutofglue;36900934]I don't feel like showing my vagina on the internetz. Altgough there is a picture of my breasts in the pictures of yourself thread in the fast thread. We should form a club.[/QUOTE] Link? I'd search said post(s) but blues can't search.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;36901135]Link? I'd search said post(s) but blues can't search.[/QUOTE] look far back in the thread, probably the last page

[QUOTE=madeoutofglue;36901208][url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1160484[/url] There, look far back in the thread, probably the last page[/QUOTE] Damn, you're good looking. [editline]23rd July 2012[/editline] Fuck, probably the wrong thread to say that in.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;36901233]Damn, you're good looking. [editline]23rd July 2012[/editline] Fuck, probably the wrong thread to say that in.[/QUOTE] Thanks haha. But yeah, we should probably stay on topoc. Send me a message or something.

I could say something right now, but that'd come off totally wrong. :v:

[QUOTE=DatWut?;36901406]I could say something right now, but that'd come off totally wrong. :v:[/QUOTE] I believe in speaking your mind.so, shoot.

Who says I'm not [I]being[/I] on topic by saying you're good looking? :v: I mean, this is the masturbation thread afterall. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6525472/Bilder/Smileys/q.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=DatWut?;36901426]Who says I'm not [I]being[/I] on topic by saying you're good looking? :v: I mean, this is the masturbation thread afterall. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6525472/Bilder/Smileys/q.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] I don't think me being good looking has anything to do with masturbation, haha.

I do like masturbating. I've had an event a few times now that I ejacualate this almost yellow substance. [img]http://arctic-eagle.com/theownzone/the_goatman_cometh.jpg[/img]

SNIP WRONG THREAD HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE-

Well shit I never thought I'd see another Courage Dog incident but here we go again.

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;36902536]Well shit I never thought I'd see another Courage Dog incident but here we go again.[/QUOTE] I honestly doubt that it will turn out like that.

Aw, she's just been banned. How unfortunate. Good thing Datwut can also fap it to men, eh? I'm pretty sure that has to come in handy when you just so happen to not get pussy.

Datwut is such a ~~plaaaaayyyyyaaaa!~~~

[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;36908919]Datwut is such a ~~plaaaaayyyyyaaaa!~~~[/QUOTE] I feel hono---wait, sarcasm. :v: