The Masturbation Thread - General

this thread is a bit scary tbh.

[QUOTE=Smugleaf;37002271]I need a new pillow, I try to put my head under it and then so much cum[/QUOTE] sorry what?

[QUOTE=Stonem;37005827]this thread is a bit scary tbh.[/QUOTE] Well, what did you expect. This is a thread, where people talk about masturbation.

[QUOTE=kaukassus;37005963]Well, what did you expect. This is a thread, where people talk about masturbation.[/QUOTE] And I understand that some creepy stuff is to be expected but this? [QUOTE=Smugleaf;37002271]I need a new pillow, I try to put my head under it and then so much cum[/QUOTE] This is scary even for a masturbation thread.

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;37006050]And I understand that some creepy stuff is to be expected but this? This is scary even for a masturbation thread.[/QUOTE] Oh well, I guess you're right.

[QUOTE=Stonem;37005827]this thread is a bit scary tbh.[/QUOTE] scary? [t]http://puu.sh/N6IU[/t]

[QUOTE=Lord_Schrotty;37006678]scary? [t]http://puu.sh/N6IU[/t][/QUOTE] i want dat! where u get dat? (from the Internet?)

[QUOTE=Lord_Schrotty;37002437][t]http://puu.sh/LWy6[/t] ?[/QUOTE] I fapped on a plain pillow before and just used my imagination. Leg pressure ftw

[QUOTE=GreenBH;37008030]I fapped on a plain pillow before and just used my imagination. Leg pressure ftw[/QUOTE] There was a point where this thread needed to stop, and we've passed it.

[QUOTE=Mind Infection;37013794]There was a point where this thread needed to stop, and we've passed it.[/QUOTE] who are you to judge the limit of this thread?

[QUOTE=kaukassus;37013946]who are you to judge the limit of this thread?[/QUOTE] UNLIMITED POWER!!!

Just grab onto it and fap.

[QUOTE=Smugleaf;37007843]i want dat! where u get dat? (from the Internet?)[/QUOTE] Yes Internet. From a Swiss shop ([url]www.dakimakura.ch[/url]).

Dear sister, please go the fuck to sleep and let me get my boners in peace

[QUOTE]03:46 - Snoup Loin: since we could say we find the same things arousing, I'd really like to fap with you. 03:46 - [gurl]: ok 03:46 - [gurl]: that can be arranged [/QUOTE] The best kind of masturbation. God damn, I'm good with girls.

Scarabix- Making up fake chatlogs to make himself feel good about posting in a thread about masturbation since 2011.

I was about to say the same, but... well, I just would've said that everyone can fake chatlogs.

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;37107508]Scarabix- Making up fake chatlogs to make himself feel good about posting in a thread about masturbation since 2011.[/QUOTE] Dawg some girls are so desperate it would be easier to go ask them for a fellatio than to fake a chatlog like a sad little virgin. [sp]This one isn't though, but I've been on that for quite some time now.[/sp]

i am master bation master of masterbation also i typed this with one hand :v:

anyone been caught?

i have gone 2 weeks without detonating my willpower will prevail

I went one week without jerking but then the shark week thread just had to pop up and yeah. But I will start over again, starting today. And I was sort-of caught when I was just discovering masturbation by my parents one night. They didn't say anything beside asking "What were you doing in bed?" and laughing about it or something when I stammered for a reply. I thought I was going to get a fucking lashing or something but they never said anything about it ever again, it was awkward as hell but whatever better than getting in trouble over it.

[QUOTE=djshox;37114178]i have gone 2 weeks without detonating my willpower will prevail[/QUOTE] Why would you even do this to yourself

[QUOTE=Scarabix;37127119]Why would you even do this to yourself[/QUOTE] It's nice to have goals in life.

[QUOTE=Scarabix;37127119]Why would you even do this to yourself[/QUOTE] I went for 2 weeks without detonating recently myself. Granted, it was involuntary but still, it's an achievement.

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;37127352]I went for 2 weeks without detonating recently myself. Granted, it was involuntary but still, it's an achievement.[/QUOTE] Come again after 6months.

I did the No Fap November, I still have all the medals and awards.

[QUOTE=Stonem;37127360]Come again after 6months.[/QUOTE] I'd tip my hat if I had one.

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;37127703]I'd tip my hat if I had one.[/QUOTE] It's not that hard. After a few weeks you lose the feeling of wanting to touch yourself. It just dissapears.

People in my class still claim that they don't masturbate. haha