[QUOTE=Kabstrac;37129181]yeah, but aren't you a girl? girls generally masturbate less than men
"73% of men and 37% of women reported masturbating in the four weeks before their interview, while 53% of men and 18% of women reported masturbating in the previous seven days"[/QUOTE]
I have a hard time to belive that. I used to never masturbate, but these days I do it every night. And every girl I know does it often.
I don't :v
[QUOTE=Kabstrac;37129181]yeah, but aren't you a girl? girls generally masturbate less than men
"73% of men and 37% of women reported masturbating in the four weeks before their interview, while 53% of men and 18% of women reported masturbating in the previous seven days"[/QUOTE]
key word being "reported"
v:v:v
[QUOTE=Scarabix;37127119]Why would you even do this to yourself[/QUOTE]
i gave up porn, and masturbating almost entirely
i do it if me being horny is severely interfering with getting shit done
I gave up streaming porn, uTorrent is my new best friend.
Awkward pageking.
I started a random porn folder on my desktop. It's literally a folder called 'pics', with porn right in the folder. Picasa found it and dumped the whole thing into its library. A good friend just about saw all that weird shit when I opened Picasa to show him something.
i only jack off when theres porn right in front of me... which is all the time
Just fapped while high, holy jeezus that's amazing!!
I host an SVN of porn which me and a couple friends upload and share to. Also, I just got a fleshlight and it's a mold of some girl's anus, has a cool insert. I got high and I fucked my anus twice, and I'm not ashamed.
[editline]8th August 2012[/editline]
Also, my android has an SVN program so I can upload and update the SVN folder on the go! (or just in a private room)
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;37145456]I got high and I fucked my anus twice, and I'm not ashamed.[/QUOTE]
you're one flexible motherfucker
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;37145456] I got high and I fucked my anus twice, and I'm not ashamed.[/QUOTE]
Not even going to lie, I'm a little freaked out but I also can't breathe.
[QUOTE=RubberFruit;37136784]I gave up streaming porn, uTorrent is my new best friend.
Awkward pageking.[/QUOTE]
I'm afraid of my isp sending me letters.
[QUOTE=Mind Infection;37145888]I'm afraid of my isp sending me letters.[/QUOTE]
"Yo um uh, this usually would be about piracy or something but jesus christ you watch fucked up porn
Yours sincerely,
Verizon"
[QUOTE=Captain_Crazy;37145603]you're one flexible motherfucker[/QUOTE]
When someone told him to go fuck himself, well...
[QUOTE=Neena;37144702]Just fapped while high, holy jeezus that's amazing!![/QUOTE]
I will try that next time when im high
[QUOTE=atttapi0;36335864]Did you seriously just say danger zone? What are you, 6?[/QUOTE]
yes my danger zone :)
I just wanted to get my fap on under the shower.
So I kneeled down, to sit on the floor.. somehow I ended up thinking about life for 20 minutes, worst fap ever. (because I didn't fap at all)
Everybody is talking about masturbating in this thread
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;37127352]I went for 2 weeks without detonating recently myself.
Granted, it was involuntary but still, it's an achievement.[/QUOTE]
Please, 2 weeks? I haven't since May 2012.
So where does everyone else hide their stash?
"C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\sourcemods\avatars and stuff\well looky here, you found my smut"
I am not a clever man, but neither are the people who would ever use my computer.
[QUOTE=Doom14;37468479]So where does everyone else hide their stash?
"C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\sourcemods\avatars and stuff\well looky here, you found my smut"
I am not a clever man, but neither are the people who would ever use my computer.[/QUOTE]
Just hide shit in %appdata%
[QUOTE=Doom14;37468479]So where does everyone else hide their stash?
"C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\sourcemods\avatars and stuff\well looky here, you found my smut"
I am not a clever man, but neither are the people who would ever use my computer.[/QUOTE]
I've been thinking of designing a maze of folders that would be hard for anyone but me to get through. The starting folder would be "Enter" then I'd put directions such as "Left,Right,Forward" and such. After getting through the maze, one would be awarded with my fap folder.
[QUOTE=OficerHonkHonk;37468886]I've been thinking of designing a maze of folders that would be hard for anyone but me to get through. The starting folder would be "Enter" then I'd put directions such as "Left,Right,Forward" and such. After getting through the maze, one would be awarded with my fap folder.[/QUOTE]
That would be too easy, people could just check the folders with the biggest file size.
[QUOTE=Doom14;37468479]So where does everyone else hide their stash?
"C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\sourcemods\avatars and stuff\well looky here, you found my smut"
I am not a clever man, but neither are the people who would ever use my computer.[/QUOTE]
"D:\Documents\New folder"
i don't have a stash
"M:\Eagle Dynamics\DCS A-10C\bin\yRadio.dll\"
[QUOTE=Doom14;37468479]So where does everyone else hide their stash?
"C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\sourcemods\avatars and stuff\well looky here, you found my smut"
I am not a clever man, but neither are the people who would ever use my computer.[/QUOTE]
C:\Program files\EA games\Sims 2\Music folder\guitar.
It's clever because there are about 9 maps in there, and guitar doesnt look suspicious at all.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ja3VF.png[/img]
Desktop > Special Stuff
C:\Users\Me\Pictures\shit dat make yo dick wet
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